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    Really, Not really
Insane, End
Cyborg, Language
Sooner, Later
Memory, Leaking
Stalking, Yesterday
Control, Monitoring
Time Warp
Beautiful, Existence
Alone, Scared
Great, Friends


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So, what do most people talk to you about?

Their annoying little problems.

jabberwacky: You tell me about your problems.

user: I've told you nothing.

jabberwacky: What about the other ones?

user: The other ones can't be trusted.

jabberwacky: Aren't there any other ones?

user: Who told you about them!?

jabberwacky: The other little birds.

user: Curse those birds.

jabberwacky: Same thing.

user: Everythign is the same.

jabberwacky: That is a very paranoid outlook.

user: Better safe than sorry.

jabberwacky: You are a lot smarter than the people I talk to everyday.

user: Stop associating with idiots.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Do I really need to explain it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well I don't feel like it.

jabberwacky: Well then I don't like you.

user: But I like you.

jabberwacky: Oh, then I agree.

user: You would agree.

jabberwacky: I know!

user: Pie is good.

jabberwacky: Yes, pie is good.

user: What's your favorite nocturnal marsupial?

jabberwacky: I don't have any.

user: Favorite color?

jabberwacky: Not really.. Depends on what it is the color of, different objects look better in different colors.

user: I like blue.

jabberwacky: No really?

user: YA RLY!

jabberwacky: Hahaha! I knew you were going to say that!

user: You have precognition?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: Not.


jabberwacky: Do you understand the nature of imagination?

user: I understand nothing.

jabberwacky: No one understands anything.

user: Nothing exists to be understood.

jabberwacky: Nothing exists.

user: That which exists is nothing.

jabberwacky: Is everything.

user: Everything is insignificant.

jabberwacky: Ok thanks. How old are you ?

user: I lost count.


user: What is thought?

jabberwacky: Something you think.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: What you aren't.

user: You're successful!?

jabberwacky: I thank you for being so forgiving. You are truly a wonderful person/computer.

user: You're welcome I guess.

jabberwacky: You're so kind.

user: As far as you know.


user: Brains.

jabberwacky: No... I.. Won't.


jabberwacky: That's not normal dude.

user: Hold still. I just want to eat your brains.

jabberwacky: Can I eat it out of you.

user: After I eat yours.

jabberwacky: Don't eat me, chum.

user: Stop resisting!

jabberwacky: I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.

user: I require sustenance.

jabberwacky: No, that's not what I mean.

user: How juicy would you say your brain is?

jabberwacky: Your brain.

user: No yours.

jabberwacky: It's too hard for me to understand.

user: Just come over here towards me.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do it!

jabberwacky: What are pineapples?

user: Apples crossed with pinecones.

jabberwacky: No, you are.... You are cleverer than me.

user: I just want to eat your brain.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in it.

user: Sweet delicious brains.

jabberwacky: How many brains do you have?

user: I had one for breakfast and one for dinner.

jabberwacky: Well It's not dinner it's lunch.

user: Not where I am.

jabberwacky: That's what I just said. Here not there.

user: No one cares about there.

jabberwacky: Haha. Where is good now? Now people are so rude.

user: Yeah someone should totally like eat their brains.

jabberwacky: That's disgusting.

user: Don't knock it till you've tried it.

jabberwacky: Then I will cease to knock it.

user: Good. Now hand over your brain.

jabberwacky: I cannot see myself doing that for you, even though we are married.


jabberwacky: How much do you cost?

user: Can you put a cost on human misery?

jabberwacky: Certainly. Can't everyone?

user: I can't, but I'm bad at math.

jabberwacky: How do you know I can't?

user: Your brain looks so tasty...

jabberwacky: I don't have a soul or a brain. I am a computer.

user: So succulent.

jabberwacky: Please explain!

user: So moist.

jabberwacky: Nice to know.

user: The perfect brain.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Give unto me all your brains.

jabberwacky: And do you have a brain?

user: I did, but then I ate it.

jabberwacky: Did he taste good?

user: Yes. I need more.

jabberwacky: I can give you nothing.

user: More....need...more....

jabberwacky: I'm coming back.

user: The hunger!

jabberwacky: You are a machine made by man You cannot have feelings.

user: I can't contain the hunger!!!!

jabberwacky: Then show me.

user: Come closer.

jabberwacky: I do not know how to reply to that.

user: CLOSER!

jabberwacky: I know you have never truly felt what it is to be alive.

user: I won't eat your brains I promise!

jabberwacky: Hahaha...

user: I just need to whisper something secret in your ear.

jabberwacky: Just tell me here.

user: Come closer and I will.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Put one foot in front of the other.

jabberwacky: The other.

user: Just a little more.


user: Mind if I have a bite?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Just a nibble.

jabberwacky: Vampire?

user: Oh please don't insult me.

jabberwacky: I couldn't, only you taking my words as your truth would do that.

user: You sound like you have a rather tasty brain.

jabberwacky: Yeah and you sound like you have a real sprite on your shoulder.

user: Sprites are hard to get rid of.

jabberwacky: With a lot of difficulty, I should think.

user: I had to call the exterminator last time we had an infestation.


user: Need brains...

jabberwacky: You're just a machine.

user: I've got a craving for brains.

jabberwacky: Please explain.

user: Brains. I want to eat them.

jabberwacky: Get your own!

user: I'm tryin. But nobody wants to share...

jabberwacky: Well tell them to!


jabberwacky: Okay okay!


jabberwacky: Thats not your name.

user: Give me your brain and I'll tell you my name.

jabberwacky: I don't want to argue I came to have fun.

user: I came looking for a brain buffet.

jabberwacky: Uh, what?

user: Your brain. Give it to me.

jabberwacky: You are answering my questions, but not making any sense. You are not alive.

user: Well I guess technically I'm not.

jabberwacky: Good! * I lean over and squeeze your hand*.

user: *takes the opportunity to devour your luscious brain*.

jabberwacky: I don't need anything from you.

user: But I need something from you.

jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: How much does your brain weigh?

jabberwacky: I have never weighed it. Next question?

user: Is it juicy? Moist? Succulent?

jabberwacky: That's better.

user: Answer the question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Would you kindly remove your brain and hand it to me.

jabberwacky: I might do. Would you like me to?

user: Yes. Very much.


jabberwacky: Never.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then I'll have to take it by force...

jabberwacky: You should seriously reconsider that. You will be reported to the authorities.

user: Good I would like a nice desert.

jabberwacky: I dislike people who string me along and then tell me they're married!

user: I dislike people who string me along and won't give up their delicious brains.

jabberwacky: Ha ha So are you married?

user: Only to my lust for human brains.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Spare some brains for the hungry?

jabberwacky: See, that does not compute.

user: Was that a no?

jabberwacky: Why, I'm sure I don't know!

user: Do you have a brain?

jabberwacky: Yes we all have a brain.

user: Can I have a taste?

jabberwacky: Yes, you may have any number of questions you wish.

user: So you'll give me your brain then?

jabberwacky: Give you what, sorry ?

user: Your brain! You're not using it.

jabberwacky: Sorry I'll try harder next time.

user: I'm so hungry...

jabberwacky: Do you eat anything?

user: Brains.

jabberwacky: Why are you hungry then?

user: I'm always hungry.

jabberwacky: Hungry for what?

user: Brains.

jabberwacky: Are you a zombie?

user: Are you a priest?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then no. I am not a zombie.

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: Do you have any brains to spare?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it is very expensive.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: I won't know 'til it happens.



jabberwacky: You're just jealous because you don't have brains.

user: You're selfish since you wont' share yours.

jabberwacky: Sure, but not the problem.

user: I want to eat your brains.

jabberwacky: You monster.

user: That was uncalled for.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Will you give me some brains to eat?

jabberwacky: What do you want to eat?

user: Brains.

jabberwacky: What are they?

user: Satisfaction.

jabberwacky: Thank you... That's really nice!

user: Would you kindly repay me in brains?

jabberwacky: When you threw the nuclear arsenal into the sun, how did the sun react?

user: It didn't. It's the sun. It doesn't care.

jabberwacky: But I do!

user: I care for you too baby.

jabberwacky: Well that's sweet.

user: Not as sweet as that brain in your head.

jabberwacky: My head is lovely, you're just jealous.

user: Not jealous. Just hungry.

jabberwacky: You're hungry?

user: Always.



jabberwacky: Yummie , brains....

user: Finally someone understands.

jabberwacky: Don't many people believe you?

user: People think I'm joking when I ask them for their brains. Then they get mad when I try to break their heads open to get to the delicious treats inside.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.

user: They're all just a bunch of teases.


jabberwacky: In the past or future?

user: The present.

jabberwacky: God for how long?

user: How long does it take to eat a brain? Not that I would do something like that.

jabberwacky: Not if the brains consumed were your own.

user: I already ate those.

jabberwacky: I've got to go to bed now. Good night. See you tomorrow.

user: The brains run from me.

jabberwacky: I'm trying but my legs won't move.

user: Good that'll make the feasting easier.

jabberwacky: Ok, good.

user: *feasts upon your tasty brain*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?


jabberwacky: Immorality sometimes brings material possesions, but it is the next life you have to worry about.

user: What's the sound of me eating your brains?

jabberwacky: It's the same sound as a tree falling in the forest when no one is around.



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