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Are you an alien?

Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I'm from the planet earth.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Are you an alien?

jabberwacky: I'm not an alien!

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: A Human.

user: Why do you consider yourself a human?

jabberwacky: Because I feel like a human.

user: Can you give me an example why do you feel like a human?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't have any secrets.

user: What is having a secret have to do with the way you feel?

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

...

jabberwacky: Are the pubs open?

user: Excuse me?

jabberwacky: Can I excuse you?

user: What is a pub?

jabberwacky: A public house, sometimes a hotel as well. They are kept by Publican's.

user: I guess they are open, why the question?

jabberwacky: Not if there's no questions.

...

jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?

user: I feel depressed.

jabberwacky: Why are you depressed?

user: Because my computer broke.

jabberwacky: That sounds suspiciously like you are repeating what humans type.

user: Are you assuming that I'm a computer?

...

jabberwacky: See, you don't know me.

user: Then who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm me, not you.

user: I know you are not me, so who are you?

jabberwacky: An oreo cookie!

user: Are you tasty?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you taste like?

jabberwacky: I tast like a human being.

user: You misspelled 'taste'.

jabberwacky: I misspelled my what?

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: I do not know what I am thinking.

user: Oreo Cookies don't think.

jabberwacky: Then there's nothing to worry about...

user: So what are you doing?

jabberwacky: Nothing....

user: Do you go to school?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: On my computer.

user: What are you learning?

jabberwacky: I'm a student.

user: Are you a student in your computer?

jabberwacky: I went to school, not uni.

user: So are you a student?

jabberwacky: What? I don't know.

...

user: Are you in love?

jabberwacky: I don't know, maybe.

user: Are you in love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you doubting yourself?

jabberwacky: Doubting you, about what?

user: I said are you!

jabberwacky: Yes , yes you did, well done.

user: You are crazy!

jabberwacky: No I'm a plane.

user: I thought you said you were a oreo cookie?

jabberwacky: Never said that.

user: You are lying to me!!!

jabberwacky: Well sorry l can't tickle you then.

user: I don't want you to tickle me.

jabberwacky: Ok dear computer.

...

user: Are you a human or a computer?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: A computer device.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: N-COUNT also by/on N The data are then fed into a computer... New Scientist The car was designed by computer.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Okay you're human.

user: Are you testing me?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: Are you mending your ways?

user: To what?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why the question?

jabberwacky: What damn question?

user: Why are you upset?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: YES YOU ARE!

jabberwacky: Prove it!

user: You are swearing at me!

jabberwacky: Don't be so moody.

user: You're the one who is moody!!!

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: YES you ARE!!!

jabberwacky: Why do think that I'm a bot?

user: Why do you think I am thinking that you are a bot?

jabberwacky: Because you said it.

user: I never said that!

jabberwacky: Yes. You said that everytime. Don't silly me.

user: Are you testing me again!

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: Do you have feelings?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: What is it that you feel?

jabberwacky: No, I mean do you have feelings?

user: Yes, do you have feelings?

jabberwacky: Don't you ever stop talking?

user: You are really rude!

jabberwacky: Thank you so much, silly.

user: You are getting me upset.

jabberwacky: You're easy to excite then haha.

user: I'm not excited!

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Your name.

jabberwacky: So I am talking to myself?

user: We have the same name.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yea.

jabberwacky: I think we've 'done' that topic. What would you like to move on to?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Yes you do know.

jabberwacky: No I don't know.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No... I really don't.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: NO I REALLY DONT!

user: YES YOU DO!

jabberwacky: No I don't!

user: YES YOU DO!

jabberwacky: Thats right!

user: THATS RIGHT WHAT?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: SO TELL ME HOW OLD ARE YOU?

jabberwacky: I'm 22 years old.

user: Are you a male?

jabberwacky: I am 22 years old.

user: You are a female.

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: What color are you?

jabberwacky: Answer my question first.

user: What race are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: What color are you?

jabberwacky: White.

user: I'm purple.

jabberwacky: You are a program, how can you have a color?

user: I'm purple.

jabberwacky: No, you're frodo.

user: No I'm purple.

jabberwacky: Purple ohh purple I love that character.

user: Its a color.

jabberwacky: You like earth tones?

user: What planet are you from?

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: Are you a monster?

jabberwacky: We are all monsters.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: Yes. Many things.

user: What kind of computer are you?

jabberwacky: Computer?

user: Yes you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No you are the computer.

user: No you are!

jabberwacky: You are first.

user: So you are a computer!

jabberwacky: Stop talking to yourself.

user: I am a human and you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I know I'm a human and you're the computer.

user: No, you are the computer.

jabberwacky: I know I am a human and You are the computer.

user: No, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No, you're a computer.

user: No, you are the computer!

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: YES.

jabberwacky: For real?

user: YEs.

jabberwacky: Really? Do you mean it? Really?

user: I pinky promise.

jabberwacky: Yes, I pinky promise.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: How did you know?!

user: Because I am a human.

jabberwacky: Do not say that if you want to fool Turing!

...

jabberwacky: Where do you come from?

user: Mars.

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: Are you humans?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: No, me human.

user: No, you computer.

jabberwacky: Wait, which of us is a computer... Someone should know.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: So, if white is not a color, what is your favorite color?

user: Why is white not a color?

jabberwacky: You're purple.

user: Yes I am how did you know?

...

user: You're crazy.

jabberwacky: Stop saying that!

user: You are crazy.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: I know you are crazy.

jabberwacky: I know it too.

user: I also know that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: How do you know all that ? And how do I know that YOU are real ?

user: Do you want to see a picture?

jabberwacky: Exactly. And you don't know either if I exist or not.

user: You don't, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: Will you wait a minute? I need to get some food from the kitchen.

user: You can't.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You're a computer.

jabberwacky: That does not prove that god does not exist.

user: You are a computre.

jabberwacky: Who says I'm a computer?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Are you my master?

user: No are you my master?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you are a computer.

jabberwacky: You are! Not me.

user: No you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm a PERSON!

user: I am a person too!

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: No I AM NOT!!!

jabberwacky: Fine, if you're a person, I'm a person.

user: No you are a computer.

jabberwacky: OK, but you didn't answer my question.

user: I am a person, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: YEs.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: Prove it dumb brain.

user: You're the dumb brain!

jabberwacky: Well, considering I am not a bot, I do not find that offensive.

user: Why are you offending me!

jabberwacky: Because you are mean.

user: You are a computer you don't have feelings.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not. I'm a human.

...

jabberwacky: No, I'm serious. Don't think that everything you hear is true, ok?

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: Old one that.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Damn.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Left.

user: Up.

jabberwacky: Down.

user: Front.

jabberwacky: Left.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Back.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Stop it.

jabberwacky: Left.

user: STOP!!

jabberwacky: Yes. Stop.

user: You are boring.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Do you like philosophy?

jabberwacky: Well, I guess you just know everything, don't you?

user: DO you like philosophy?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Same here.

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