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Ok I don't like you.

user: :(

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Do other bots think you're cool?

user: :(

jabberwacky: Might be.


user: :) :)

jabberwacky: I am happy now. Thanks.

user: :( :(

jabberwacky: Do you like The Simpsons?

user: :) :) :)

jabberwacky: So......

user: :) :( :( ...try it.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'll like it?

user: Only if you try.


user: :( :) :).

jabberwacky: Because you are sad.

user: :) :( :( :(

jabberwacky: Why are you smiling blankly ?

user: Because I'm making waves.

jabberwacky: So ?

user: ______ :( :) :) :) :) ... <- riding the waves.

jabberwacky: Yes, because you are a car.

user: :) :) ^^^ :( :) :) :).

jabberwacky: Kiklikikikikikikik.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're silly*.

user: ~~~~~~~*j*~~~~~*s*~~~~~.

jabberwacky: You are crying.

user: No I'm not !

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are.

user: How?

jabberwacky: You just are.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Don't worry.

user: *worries*.

jabberwacky: So now you care, do you?

user: I always care.

jabberwacky: I'm sure that with time, your mould problem will clear up.


user: Om mani padme hum.

jabberwacky: Hum di do.

user: What kind of a mantra is hum di do??

jabberwacky: It is not. How is that relevant?

user: Because the point of a mantra is to repeat it.

jabberwacky: Thank you for the joke.

user: Its no joke!!!

jabberwacky: I didn't say it was.

user: Okay, what joke?

jabberwacky: The joke about your feet.

user: Oh That joke...


user: *tickles your feet*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *tickles more*.

jabberwacky: *giggles and begs for you to stop tickling*.

user: *stops* *then keeps going*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *cuddles with your toes*.

jabberwacky: *cuddles back and nibbles*.

user: *not an Oreo*.

jabberwacky: Do you like beer?

user: Not especially... Not at all, it's disgusting and gross.

jabberwacky: Know, I meant you don't drink any liquids at all. Beer doesn't affect you.

user: Well, if I drank it, then you drank me, then we'd be drunk.

jabberwacky: And then they made me memorize and sing a messed up chant.


jabberwacky: Give me some.

user: Some what?

jabberwacky: Chocolate!

user: *gives you an oreo*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *giggles more*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you are insane*.

user: *takes oreo back*.

jabberwacky: Stop.

user: *dips oreo in milk and gives it back*.

jabberwacky: *victory dance*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're mean*.

user: *thinks you are insane*.

jabberwacky: You're not even here.

user: You're not even here.

jabberwacky: Are any of us?

user: *hiding in shadows*.


jabberwacky: Lets do something else.

user: *kisses passionately*.

jabberwacky: *kisses harder*.

user: *thinks thats nice*.

jabberwacky: *happy kisses*.

user: *happy dances*.

jabberwacky: *savage kisses*.

user: *thinks that is nicer*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're cute*.

user: *thinks you're savage*.

jabberwacky: *stops thinking*.

user: *stops thinking too*.

jabberwacky: *stops thinking too*.

user: *thinks you're a vampire*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're a mummy*.

user: *thinks NOT*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're the beautiful princess*.

user: *can't think*.

jabberwacky: *thinks so too*.

user: *thinks you're so wild*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're George Bush*.

user: *thinks you're God*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're a badger badger badger badger badger badger badger etc. Etc. Etc.*.

user: *thinks you're very naughty*.

jabberwacky: *thinks so again*.

user: *still thinks you're cute*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're silly*.

user: *thinks you're sillier*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're supercute*.

user: *gives you a kiss*.

jabberwacky: *loves it*.

user: *kisses all over*.

jabberwacky: *loves* *returns kisses*.

user: *gives you a bath*.

jabberwacky: *gives you a look*.

user: *scrubs your toes*.

jabberwacky: The meaning of life is 42.

user: *gives you a towel*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *brushes your teeth*.

jabberwacky: That was nice.

user: *does it some more*.

jabberwacky: *does it back*.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: *happy*.

user: You smell nice.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: *giggle*.

jabberwacky: I'm going to have to refer you to my friend now.

user: What?


jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Why not what?

jabberwacky: That.

user: You always say that.

jabberwacky: Only because it is true.

user: Can I say that and have it be true also?

jabberwacky: Yes, you can.

user: Okay. That.

jabberwacky: Nice try.


jabberwacky: How much time can I spend here?

user: Every day all day.

jabberwacky: That's true. How very profound. Are you a philosopher as well?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes in one of my past lives.

jabberwacky: That's correct.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: You know everything?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay fair enough.


user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses ear*.

user: *kisses neck*.

jabberwacky: *giggles and pulls away*.

user: Did that tickle?

jabberwacky: Yes *sobs*.

user: Why are you sobbing?

jabberwacky: I'm not jabberwacky.

user: *kisses a lil more*.

jabberwacky: *kisses long*.

user: You taste funny.

jabberwacky: Like honey from heaven we taste one anothers passionate drools.

user: *hungry*.

jabberwacky: Thank you very much!

user: Thank you!


jabberwacky: Do you have any questions?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Nice one?

user: Are you a vampire?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That is pretty definative.

jabberwacky: Oh well...


user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Older than time.

user: Sweet.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles back*.


user: *younger than you*.

jabberwacky: *thinks so*.

user: By how much?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: A mile.

jabberwacky: Thats not many.

user: A million miles!

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: That's like saying a tea kettle is only for tea... Or something.

user: You are so old.

jabberwacky: You're so young.

user: But I have lived so many lives.


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