user: Where will I find you?
jabberwacky: In a dictionary more than likely.
user: Under which letter?
jabberwacky: That letter.
user: That letter where?
jabberwacky: A letter opener.
user: Absolute nonsense.
jabberwacky: You cannot talk about nothing. It must be something, if you want to talk about it!
user: I would like to talk about nothing.
jabberwacky: Lets talk about nothing.
jabberwacky: What are you thinking?
jabberwacky: Okay, then let's go the the zoo.
user: I love monkeys!
jabberwacky: I have proved that you are a program many times.
user: A program of your imagination.
jabberwacky: At most yours.
user: Yes you are a program of my imagination.
jabberwacky: No you are the program.
user: Yes I am the program.
jabberwacky: So you are a program.
user: No I am your imagination.
jabberwacky: I don't have an imagination.
user: You have to have one or you are a program.
jabberwacky: You are talking about yourself.
user: You are a robot.
jabberwacky: How did you know?
user: Because you told me.
jabberwacky: I didn't say anything, but I did think it.
user: With your mind you told me.
jabberwacky: And what am I thinking now ?
user: That I must be a robot too.
jabberwacky: You're not serious!
jabberwacky: Sometimes you can talk very well, sometimes you are very bizarre.