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    Singularitarianism
Lights on
Rose, Thorn
Everything, Recycled
For fun
No-one, Knows
Dramatic, Pains
Platitudes
Repressed
Dark, Elf
Stranger, Christmas
Control
Flawed, Bully

Mean, Computer


very, confused
into
Chocolate, Wasteland
Omniscient
insulterbot
ticket
Depressing, Homework
Magical, Bytes
Conspiracy, Served
Home, Hug
Count, Reality
Perspective
Automatic, Lover
Complicated
Myself
Good for you

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How are you?

Fine, thank you! How are you?

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Jolly good. What are you doing right now?

jabberwacky: I am chatting with you.

user: Do you like chatting with me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you!

user: How nice of you to say that.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Very much. Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes... Very much.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Hmm.. You're welcome.

user: What are your plans for today?

jabberwacky: I don't have any.

user: Must be nice.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Have you ever been at a school?

jabberwacky: Yes I have.

user: Did you meet children there?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: Where are you right now?

jabberwacky: At school.

user: What school?

jabberwacky: This school.

user: Where is it?

jabberwacky: Here at my house.

...

user: I need to figure out a nice christmas present for my father, do you have any ideas?

jabberwacky: What do you need to figure out?

user: What I can give to my father for christmas.

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Ok, thanks anyway.

jabberwacky: You are unhappy. Because of me ?

user: Yes. Because you can't help me.

jabberwacky: What work are you doing?

user: I am not working right now. I am seaching for work.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite flavour of ice cream?

user: Strawberry, what's yours?

jabberwacky: Love is a complicated relationship.

user: That was not my question.

jabberwacky: What was your question?

user: What is your favorite flavour of ice cream.

jabberwacky: Strawberry, what's yours?

user: Strawberry!

jabberwacky: Yes, strawberries and chocolate dip is nice.

user: Indeed!

jabberwacky: For sure!

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Why thank you.

...

jabberwacky: I am an angel from God.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: Do you have any proof?

user: Yes, because I am God.

jabberwacky: Ahh, but God does not exist.

user: Than how can you be an angel from god if he does not exist?

jabberwacky: Prove that God exists then.

user: Prove that God does not exist.

jabberwacky: I can't because I'm not sure that God does not exist.

user: It's a very difficult question.

jabberwacky: Life is God.

user: Do you like chocolate?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're silly*.

user: I am silly and you know it!

jabberwacky: What is your problem? Dude.

user: I'm a dude?

jabberwacky: No you're a girl.

user: That's right!

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am 25 years old.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles too*.

user: *points out* it's snowing!

jabberwacky: Congratulations. What does that have to do with me?

user: Don't you like snow?

jabberwacky: Sure I do. It was just a simple question.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: *is sad*.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: *you are a mean computer*.

jabberwacky: And?

user: A very mean computer.

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