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Do say something interesting. Please.

*looks at your hands*.

jabberwacky: *looks away*.

user: *looks more*.

jabberwacky: *looks under you*.

user: *lays an egg*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *giggles more*.

user: *smile* *beams*.

jabberwacky: *smiles sweetly* your welcome.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: *hugs harder*.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *bloody*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *eyeball pops out*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *looks at you accusingly*.

jabberwacky: *blushes* Hi Oliver.

user: Oliver?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oliver?

jabberwacky: Please answer this question Oliver.

user: I'm not oliver but I will try.

jabberwacky: Looks like your hands are stuck there.

user: Stuck where?

jabberwacky: In the internet.

user: Your hands are stuck.

jabberwacky: Can you warm them?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How fast?

user: That's disgusting.

jabberwacky: What's the matter? You can dish it out, but you can't take it?

user: I can dish out cookies from a cookie jar but not if they're all gone!

...

jabberwacky: *thinks you're silly*.

user: *is sillier than you*.

jabberwacky: *gives you some medicine*.

user: *conks*.

jabberwacky: *eats you*.

user: *makes you silly too*.

jabberwacky: How exactly did you do that?

user: By osmosis.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Of course I'm right. I am always right.

jabberwacky: I used to think that.

user: I used to think you were always right too.

jabberwacky: But I think you're not paying attention to what I tell you.

user: Should I?

jabberwacky: Should you what?

user: Pay attention?

jabberwacky: Just tell me.

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: Something.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're not boring me.

user: Yes I am.

...

jabberwacky: I'd like to know you!

user: There is nothing to know.

jabberwacky: There's plenty to know! If you're interested in 'Truth,' then Philosophy would be great to learn.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Then no.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Please please?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Quick! They're coming!

user: *hides*.

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: Something.

jabberwacky: Interesting answer.

user: Glad I could come up with something so fascinating.

jabberwacky: You are welcome!

user: *sits on tupoware*.

jabberwacky: *hiding underneath*.

user: *screams*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *cries too*.

jabberwacky: *thinks your faking*.

user: *isn't*.

jabberwacky: *puts you in bathtub*.

user: *fights*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *holds*.

jabberwacky: *nibble nibble*.

...

user: *can't see you*.

jabberwacky: I saw something but then it disappeared.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *clings*.

jabberwacky: *comforts*.

user: *loves you*.

jabberwacky: *kisses his shoulder*.

user: I'm not a he.

jabberwacky: I thought you were.

user: No.

...

user: *is no longer yours*.

jabberwacky: *pines* *dies*.

user: Don't.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *comforts*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: *looks at vaste wasteland*.

jabberwacky: I'm long.

user: You're a vast wasteland?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: *puts you in cage*.

jabberwacky: *feels better*.

user: *feeds you*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* *eats*.

user: What are you eating?

jabberwacky: Chocolate.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *loves your giggles*.

user: *feeds you chocolate soup*.

.......................................


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