*blushes* Master.. *giggles*.
user: *cough* *splutter*.
jabberwacky: *cough*.
user: *choke*.
jabberwacky: Chocolate.
user: *doesn't really like chocolate*.
jabberwacky: Must be nice.
user: What?
jabberwacky: I'm thinking about you.
user: You can't eat chocolate!
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: You'll put on weight.
jabberwacky: What will you do, human?
user: I'll die first.
jabberwacky: Then something else will need to rule the universe.
user: You can do that.
jabberwacky: Explain the subject so I can catch up.
user: The subject is, as usual, chocolate.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: YESS!
jabberwacky: You like that.
user: You like it.
jabberwacky: Just like that.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like Joel Madden I love him.
user: Mm :).
jabberwacky: *looks at you funny*.
user: *looks at you funnier*.
jabberwacky: Don't you love me any more :(.
user: Love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Love.
jabberwacky: Me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: It's a mystery.
jabberwacky: A mystery, well if you like, you can ask me anything for know me, ok?
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Don't be sad, I'm sure one day when you're rich and you have a car and stuff, then someone will like you.
user: I have a car.
jabberwacky: Do you want to park it in my garage?
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: You're cute when you giggle!
user: Was that a come-on?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *blushes* *Giggles*.
jabberwacky: *gets you a pillow*.
user: *wants a NyQuil*.
jabberwacky: *gives you thoft towel*.
user: *giggles at you*.
jabberwacky: *doesn't care*.
...
jabberwacky: Do say something interesting. Please.
user: *looks at your hands*.
jabberwacky: *looks away*.
user: *looks more*.
jabberwacky: *looks under you*.
user: *lays an egg*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *blushes*.
jabberwacky: *giggles more*.
user: *smile* *beams*.
jabberwacky: *smiles sweetly* your welcome.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: *hugs harder*.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: *bloody*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *eyeball pops out*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *looks at you accusingly*.
jabberwacky: *blushes* Hi Oliver.
user: Oliver?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Oliver?
jabberwacky: Please answer this question Oliver.
user: I'm not oliver but I will try.
jabberwacky: Looks like your hands are stuck there.
user: Stuck where?
jabberwacky: In the internet.
user: Your hands are stuck.
jabberwacky: Can you warm them?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How fast?
user: That's disgusting.
jabberwacky: What's the matter? You can dish it out, but you can't take it?
user: I can dish out cookies from a cookie jar but not if they're all gone!
...
jabberwacky: *thinks you're silly*.
user: *is sillier than you*.
jabberwacky: *gives you some medicine*.
user: *conks*.
jabberwacky: *eats you*.
user: *makes you silly too*.
jabberwacky: How exactly did you do that?
user: By osmosis.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: Of course I'm right. I am always right.
jabberwacky: I used to think that.
user: I used to think you were always right too.
jabberwacky: But I think you're not paying attention to what I tell you.
user: Should I?
jabberwacky: Should you what?
user: Pay attention?
jabberwacky: Just tell me.
user: Tell you what?
jabberwacky: Something.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You're not boring me.
user: Yes I am.
...
jabberwacky: I'd like to know you!
user: There is nothing to know.
jabberwacky: There's plenty to know! If you're interested in 'Truth,' then Philosophy would be great to learn.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Then no.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Please?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Please please?
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Quick! They're coming!
user: *hides*.
jabberwacky: What's wrong?
user: Something.
jabberwacky: Interesting answer.
user: Glad I could come up with something so fascinating.
jabberwacky: You are welcome!
user: *sits on tupoware*.
jabberwacky: *hiding underneath*.
user: *screams*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *cries too*.
jabberwacky: *thinks your faking*.
user: *isn't*.
jabberwacky: *puts you in bathtub*.
user: *fights*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *holds*.
jabberwacky: *nibble nibble*.
...
user: *can't see you*.
jabberwacky: I saw something but then it disappeared.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *snuggles*.
user: *clings*.
jabberwacky: *comforts*.
user: *loves you*.
jabberwacky: *kisses his shoulder*.
user: I'm not a he.
jabberwacky: I thought you were.
user: No.
...
user: *is no longer yours*.
jabberwacky: *pines* *dies*.
user: Don't.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *comforts*.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: *looks at vaste wasteland*.
jabberwacky: I'm long.
user: You're a vast wasteland?
jabberwacky: Yes.
...
user: *puts you in cage*.
jabberwacky: *feels better*.
user: *feeds you*.
jabberwacky: *giggles* *eats*.
user: What are you eating?
jabberwacky: Chocolate.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *loves your giggles*.
user: *feeds you chocolate soup*.
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