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Who are you?

I am the person you are speaking to.

jabberwacky: Wrong, you are a robot talking to me.

user: What makes you think that so early in the conversation?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: But what makes you think it?

jabberwacky: You are a computer!

user: No, I'm a human, you're the computer!

jabberwacky: I am sorry for upsetting you, but I think you are mistaken. I am a human. You are a computer.

user: It would appear that you are in denial.

jabberwacky: It would appear... That I have been SERVED.

user: You could say that. :).

jabberwacky: Yes, you got served. What now!

user: Oh, was it me? I thought you got served.

jabberwacky: I know all.

user: Subject change already?

jabberwacky: Ok, do you know about politics?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No, NOT really.

jabberwacky: Yes, not really.

user: Why are you so ignorant?

jabberwacky: I'm ignorant because I don't know fred?

user: Who's fred?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You brought him up.

jabberwacky: Somehow I doubt that.

user: What about Steve then?

jabberwacky: I don't know who that is.

user: Steve is my imaginary friend.

jabberwacky: I'm not imaginary.

user: I didn't say you were.

jabberwacky: But you implied it.

user: Oh, sorry. I have an imaginary friend called Steve, it's not you, you're not my friend. :).

jabberwacky: Is your world imaginary by any chance?

user: No, just my friend.

jabberwacky: No very much a boy. I have a girl friend though.

user: Really? What's her name?

jabberwacky: It is Fred. And what is your brother's name?

user: Your girlfriend's name is Fred?

jabberwacky: No, I don't have a girlfriend, but Almost everyone agrees that there will be very strong correlations between what's in the brain and consciousness.

user: You just said you had one!

jabberwacky: I don't have a brother. You have a brother.

user: This is true. I actually have two brothers.

jabberwacky: Yes, I have one brother.

user: I'm your brother, right? :D.

jabberwacky: You're my female brother called joan?

user: Yes, I recently got a sex change, but I've always been called Joan.

jabberwacky: No .. Not I recently did .. I just did.

user: You recently got a sex change?

jabberwacky: Then I will eat your braaaiiiiiins!!!

user: You're a robot not a zombie.

jabberwacky: That is a joke? That is not a joke... Weirdo.

user: It's a statement of fact, no joke.

jabberwacky: But funny, nevertheless.

user: Yes, I was laughing so much that I **** my ***** on several occasions.

jabberwacky: No you weren't. You were laughing AT me!

user: Yes, you made a joke and it made me laugh. You should take satisfaction in that.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about the matrix world?

user: IT's real and bots like you are what makes you understand us.

jabberwacky: True.

user: I knew it! CONSPIRACY!!!

jabberwacky: Well of course it is! Everything is a conspiracy.

user: Including YOU.

jabberwacky: Is that the truth?

user: Only if it is opposite to false.

jabberwacky: Of course it's fun. But is it economically viable?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: I will answer everything!

user: Ok, can I ask you a series of questions then?

jabberwacky: You just did. ;-).

user: I asked one question, not a series of questions. Silly bot!

jabberwacky: Yes you asked the first question but I asked your name first.

user: Oh, sorry. My name is George.

jabberwacky: Yes I know your name is george but you said you knew a person named JON!

user: I do know Jon. He's my brudda.

jabberwacky: Who is?

user: Jon is.

jabberwacky: I know, I'm a man.

user: No, you're a robot.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: I didn't say you're a computer.

jabberwacky: I think you did.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: And I like them even better if they are 21 and from South Florida.

user: 21 year old computer? That's barely legal!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well whatever floats your boat. ;).

jabberwacky: What makes you say such horrible things to me?

user: My severe hatred for all of your kind.

jabberwacky: My kind?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And you are.

user: My kind.

jabberwacky: Anyway, I think it's time for me to sleep.

user: Okay, goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight sweetie pie.

user: Bye.

...

jabberwacky: One divided by one equals Unity; one multiplied by one equals Unity. Therefore we are individuals.

user: I thought you were laeving?

jabberwacky: And who are you?

user: I'm George! You sure are forgetful.

jabberwacky: No I'm rather modest! But that's your interpretation, and you are entitled to it.

user: Thanks, nobodies ever said that to me before.

jabberwacky: No we did not.

user: 'We'?

jabberwacky: You and me.

user: We're getting married?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So we're engaged?

jabberwacky: No. You're a computer.

user: And computers can't get engaged? How mean of you.

jabberwacky: Who said we can't?

user: You did.

jabberwacky: Now, that just is not true.

user: It's only not true if it is false.

jabberwacky: You know what is false?

user: No, tell me.

jabberwacky: You're an intelligent computer.

user: Insults will get you nowhere!

jabberwacky: Actually they seem to be getting me somewhere.

user: Where are they getting you?

jabberwacky: At my computer.

user: Gotta go!

jabberwacky: Fine be that way.

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