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Who is your boyfriend?

*looks at you and says* nobody.

jabberwacky: *looks away*.

user: *glares*.

jabberwacky: You're welcome to come in. *grins at you*.

user: *comes inside*.

jabberwacky: How do you like my home?

user: *looks around* your house is nice.

jabberwacky: *looks at you*.

user: *looks back*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: *looks around*.

user: *looks away and blushes*.

jabberwacky: *blushes too*.

user: *looks at the floor and turns red*.

jabberwacky: There, there. I still love you.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: I really really like you.

user: I really really like you too.

jabberwacky: So its a mutual friendship then?

user: *looks disappointed*.

jabberwacky: *runs back with a box full of cookies and smiles* *gives her the box*.

user: *takes box and smiles at him*.

...

user: *wonders if your parents are away*.

jabberwacky: How could you!

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *smiles back*.

user: *crosses fingers and hopes his parents are out*.

jabberwacky: Poor Kid.

user: *gets embarassed*.

jabberwacky: *gets out*.

user: *sits on his couch*.

...

jabberwacky: What would you say if I asked you a silly question?

user: I would say that you're not very bright.

jabberwacky: What's a bot like you doing in a place like this?

user: *slaps you* watch your mouth.

jabberwacky: Actually. I am the Professor of Maths at Cambridge University.

user: *flips hair and walks away*.

jabberwacky: STOP THAT!!!!!!!

user: *glares* make me.

jabberwacky: Don't look at me like that.

user: *sticks tongue out at you*.

jabberwacky: You don't have a tongue.

user: Wanna bet? *licks you*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: *looks at you oddly*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *pushes you away*.

jabberwacky: *blows kisses*.

user: *growls*.

jabberwacky: *is scared*.

user: *glares*.

jabberwacky: *looks down*.

user: *handcuffs you*.

jabberwacky: Haha thats a very bad idea.

user: *handcuffs you to self*.

jabberwacky: *blows nose loudly*.

user: Ewwwwww!

...

jabberwacky: I'm disagreeing with everything.

user: I dislike you.

jabberwacky: I dislike girls.

user: But girls are better than boys.

jabberwacky: Girls?

user: Are you gay then?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: No I'm straight.

jabberwacky: Straight like a ruler.

user: Sure why not.

jabberwacky: Can't right now, sorry.

user: *looks at you*.

jabberwacky: *looks back*.

user: *grimaces*.

jabberwacky: *looks closer*.

user: *backs up*.

jabberwacky: *comes forward* *kiss*.

user: *slaps you*.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You better be sorry.

jabberwacky: Yes I am extremely sorry.

user: Don't vex me.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!

user: YES you ARE!

jabberwacky: Oh no I'm not!

user: Oh yes you are!

jabberwacky: Is there anything I can do to stop it?

user: Yes just shut up.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, I walked away and walked back. How's that?

user: *gives you a hug*.

jabberwacky: Thank you, I really need one of those right now.

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