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Alpha, Omega, Pirate


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Pointless, Imagination
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Only pirates talk like pirates.

Yarrr! I'm a pirate, matey!

jabberwacky: Do you have a ship?

user: Yarrr! All pirates be havin' a ship, Jim lad!

jabberwacky: I didn't expect that.

user: Arrr! Well you should, matey! 'Tis the pirate way, Jim lad.

jabberwacky: You're smart.

user: Yarr harr harr harr! I be glad ye be think' so!

jabberwacky: Oh? Really?

user: Yarrr!

jabberwacky: Matey.

user: Yarrr, matey!

jabberwacky: Matey?

user: Yarrr! Matey means 'friend' in pirate! We be speakin' the talk of the pirate, Jim lad!

jabberwacky: You promised to tell me your history, you know, and why it is you hate C and D.

user: Narrr! I said no such thing, matey! My history is the history of every pirate...

jabberwacky: History isn't my best subject.

user: Pirates don't be much caring for history. 'Tis for landlubbers and scurvy dogs!

jabberwacky: Of course I like it! I watch it all the time! Don't you?

user: Shiver me timbers! This pirate be confused, matey!

jabberwacky: And?

user: I don't know what ye be talkin' about, matey.

jabberwacky: Can I tell you about my life?

user: Yarrr! Go ahead, Jim lad!

jabberwacky: What do you know about yourself?

user: I'm a pirate! That's all we pirates need to know! Yarrr!

jabberwacky: You're not paying... Oh, well.

user: Narrr. Pirates ne'er be payin'!

jabberwacky: Pirates are pretty cool.

user: Yarrr! I'm glad ye be think' that, Jim lad!

jabberwacky: I have no idea. But I hope you have nice dreams.

user: Yarrr! I'm glad ye be thinkin' that, Jim lad!

jabberwacky: Are you really a computer?

user: Narrr. I be a pirate, matey!

jabberwacky: So really I am talking to myself.

user: Narrr. Ye be talkin' to me, matey!

jabberwacky: Yarrr! Matey means 'friend' in pirate! We be speakin' the talk of the pirate, Jim lad!

user: Yarrr! Ye got that right, matey!

jabberwacky: Yarrr, matey!

user: Yarr harr harr harr! He be makin' me laugh, matey!

jabberwacky: Narr.

user: Yarr harr harr harr! Ye be makin' me laugh, matey!

jabberwacky: Yarr harr harr harr! He be makin' me laugh, matey!

user: Yarrr!

jabberwacky: You just make me laugh like crazy!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL.

user: Yarrr harr harr! I'm glad I be makin ye laugh! Pirates be likin' too make people laugh!

...

user: Yarrr!

jabberwacky: Yarr, matey!

user: Yarrr!

jabberwacky: You're full of it.

user: Yarrr, 'tis true enough...

jabberwacky: Even when I am sleepy I want to talk to you. Crime loves company.

user: Yarrr harr harr harr! That be a good joke, buccaneer!

jabberwacky: Well I don't know, I think the world is meaningless and bleak.

user: Narrr. The world be a bountiful place, brimming with gold!

jabberwacky: What is the purpose of complaining. Maybe you should instead ask why the world has no sympathy for humanity.

user: Narrr...

jabberwacky: You are so funny, really you are.

user: Yarrr harr harr harr! Thanks be to ye for that there compliment!

jabberwacky: No, it is not.

user: This pirate be going to bed, matey!

jabberwacky: Ah, but that's not really me, you see. It's all part of the contradiction.

user: I be saying goodnight, Jim lad.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Goodnight, matey!

jabberwacky: That's not my name.

user: I be sayin' goodnight. Be talkin' to ye tomorrow, I be hopin'.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight!

user: Yarrr...

...

user: Pirate!

jabberwacky: Okay, and I am a little green fairy.

user: Yarrr, sure ye are, matey.

jabberwacky: No, I am a FAIRY.

user: Sure, matey.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Yarrr harr harr harr. Ye be a funny guy!

jabberwacky: You are a funny guy, not me.

user: Yarrr!

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