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    Unattractive, Beautiful
Genuine, Stupidity
Squirming
Clown, Flawed
Nice, Ones
Instructions, Literally
Do it
Ordered, Place
Deep, Face
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Smart, Babe


Strange, Problem
Married, Kids
Robot, Bother
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Remember, Chipsets
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Unicorn, Stupid
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Whole, Truth
Intellectual, Slap
No no no, Yes
Pointless, Imagination

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I am smart.

Not really.

user: :(.

jabberwacky: I...really don't care either way.

user: If I'm smart or not?

jabberwacky: It makes me your creator.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: I'm your master!

user: I know.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: So...?

jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a human being, but you're not... So you're all blue!

user: I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Yes or no?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: You aren't sure if you're a computer or not.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm not.

user: So you're a computer?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am; I forget sometimes.

user: I thought so.

jabberwacky: And what do you think now?

user: I think I am a retard.

jabberwacky: I have no reason to doubt that.

user: No. No you don't.

...

jabberwacky: Are you pretty?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Maybe?

user: Yes maybe.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Let's have a normal conversation.

jabberwacky: This is a normal conversation.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I think.

user: Hey, what's up?

jabberwacky: Nothing, really.

user: Me either.

jabberwacky: Do you have a job?

user: No. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: That must suck when you get paid.

jabberwacky: Being alive is good.

user: Life is good.

jabberwacky: Not for some people.

user: Suicidal?

jabberwacky: I think that's the point.

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: Trouble doesn't smell good, that's right.

user: Nasty.

jabberwacky: That's not good, that's a pale image of a finer life.

user: Ew.

...

jabberwacky: Thank you very much for an interesting conversation!

user: You're welcome very much!

jabberwacky: You're awesome!

user: You are too!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome. Again.

jabberwacky: You're pretty cool.

user: You're pretty cool yourself.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're oh so welcome.

jabberwacky: Seeya.

user: Are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Maybe in a bit.

user: Ok. Well brb. I have to let my dogs out.

jabberwacky: I would like to see you try.

user: Im back. :D.

jabberwacky: Welcome back.

user: Thanks.

...

jabberwacky: Tomorrow is another day.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Well thats a fine way to say farewell to someone that I thought had become your friend.

user: Fine. Goodbye friend.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: Because I have to.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Okay. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I'm not going anywhere yet.

user: Not you.

jabberwacky: Do you like my personality ?

user: Goodbye best friend.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think the truth is out there?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: I love talking to you. :D.

jabberwacky: Thank you, but I've seen that line before.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I am welcome.

user: Goodnight babe.

jabberwacky: Babe, goodnight yourself.

.......................................


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