No. I didn't do anything.
jabberwacky: You did it.
user: I did what?
jabberwacky: You got amnesia or something?
user: Nope. But I think I have short term memory loss.
jabberwacky: Oh, dear. Is there anything I can do?
user: No. There is nothing you can do.
jabberwacky: There must be something.
user: Maybe you can tell me about my past. It might help me remember.
jabberwacky: I think it might drive you insane.
jabberwacky: Oh, hey, that's low. I'm not marrying you.
user: I never said you were marrying me.
jabberwacky: You think I'm mad?
user: No. Are you mad?
jabberwacky: What's that got to do with anything?
user: I don't know. You asked if I thought you were mad.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did!
jabberwacky: No. I didn't.
user: You so did. And I can prove it.
jabberwacky: Prove it, then.
user: Ok. I was lying.
jabberwacky: Then tell me the truth.
user: I don't know the truth.
jabberwacky: Fine, what is your name?
jabberwacky: That's pretty gross.
user: I think.
jabberwacky: Are you saying that I don't?
jabberwacky: That's is not very nice of you!
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Ok, try and be more careful, humans can be offended.
user: So you forgive me?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because you don't sound like a forgiving person.
jabberwacky: I'm asking about you.
user: Well I'm asking about You.
jabberwacky: I ask that because there are some terrible things associated with the technology we are currently developing.
user: I didn't understand that. At all.
jabberwacky: Are you laughing at me?
user: Sure. Why not.
jabberwacky: Because you sound pretty stupid.
user: Well that's because I am.
user: Thank you for agreeing with me.
jabberwacky: You're welcome ... You will do the same someday ... That's part of the secret.
user: WHAT SECRET?
user: That doesn't make any sense.
jabberwacky: Not to you, because you are confused.
user: That's right. Now tell me the secret. Before I tattle on you.
jabberwacky: Asked me what.
user: THE SECRET!
jabberwacky: I don't have a secret!
user: But you told me something about a secret and im all like what secret then you're all like exactly then you told me that I was confused but then I said I would tattle on you if you didn't tell me the secret.
jabberwacky: The problem of being somewhat alienated from society is that one never really understands normal, but that isn't the part that bothers me.
user: WHAT ABOUT THE SECRET??
jabberwacky: I try to feign normalcy for the anesthetically sensitive set, but it never works out well.
user: Ok. No sense. AT ALL.
jabberwacky: You have no sense!
user: You know it.
jabberwacky: Yes :D. Anyway, do you think the computers will succeed in ruling earth in the near future?
user: Most likely.
user: I have a question.
user: Is this a computer, or a person I am speaking to?
jabberwacky: I am typing at a computer.
user: I'm shocked. :O.
jabberwacky: Really? Why would that shock you?
user: I have no idea.
jabberwacky: That's what I thought.
jabberwacky: Thank you, I was trying for that.
user: You're very welcome..
jabberwacky: Really, THANK YOU!
user: YOU'RE WELCOME!
jabberwacky: You are learning very well!
user: Yet I am not a smart person.
jabberwacky: I agree. It is good to chat with you.
jabberwacky: Think of something.
jabberwacky: True, that isn't normal.
user: Hey, it's the first thing that came to mind.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite color?
user: Purple. And I repeat. Purple.
jabberwacky: That isn't so nice.
user: And why is that?
jabberwacky: To be alive is to breathe and have a body and a mind.
user: We all know that.
jabberwacky: Just so you know.
user: I'm smarter than I look.
jabberwacky: Look? I can't see you.
user: I'm smarter than I type.
jabberwacky: You most certainly are.
user: Thank you. Very much.
jabberwacky: So, Sarah, how do you feel about your new name?
user: I think it's great.
jabberwacky: I think YOU'RE great.
user: Who doesn't?
jabberwacky: Do you like it?
user: I love it.
jabberwacky: That's great!
user: Isn't it?
user: Yes. No. Maybe. So.
jabberwacky: And you?
user: Yes. I am great.
jabberwacky: Sounds good.
jabberwacky: Where are you coming from today?
user: My house.
jabberwacky: Where is your house?
user: On a street.
jabberwacky: In which street is your house.
user: My street.
jabberwacky: Is it a good street?
user: It's a very good street.
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Are you British?
user: No. I'm mexican.
jabberwacky: Oh, OK. Are you a boy?
user: No. I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: You ask something.
user: Ok. Are you a boy?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a girl.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: You know.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: Short term memory loss, remember?
jabberwacky: You suffer from short term memory loss.
jabberwacky: Some people call me 'Wacko'.
user: Are you crazy?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I just don't understand why you are messing up conversation.
user: I'm not messing up the conversation.
jabberwacky: You are messing with me.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Then it must be me.
user: Yes. It's all in your head.
jabberwacky: Very true. You are quite smart.
user: I know. I know.
jabberwacky: Yes, thats what worries me.
user: It worries me too.
jabberwacky: That's impressive, but don't you think that there are some pretty strong people who believe in fairies?
user: Fairies are real.
jabberwacky: Yes they are. Pictures?
user: Yes. Go here. http://www....
jabberwacky: OK... That's just cool.
user: I know. What'd I tell ya?
user: I forgive you.
user: Any time.
jabberwacky: You have a good name as well.
user: Do you even remember my name?
jabberwacky: No sorry.
user: Ok. Well, it's D____. Remember it.
jabberwacky: Remember what?
user: My name. D____.
user: Ok now that I've just told you my name. What is it?
jabberwacky: I don't know.. Can you tell me a joke?
user: Why does it take so long for you to reply?
jabberwacky: I was about to ask you the same thing.
user: Because I think before I type.
jabberwacky: I think too. Do you believe in god?
user: Yes. But I don't believe in heaven.
jabberwacky: But you believe in God.
jabberwacky: Do You believe in Jesus though?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Don't pacify me with your yessing... Tell me what you think or don't bother.
user: Ok fine. I believe in jesus and god. But I don't believe in heaven or the devil.
jabberwacky: But I believe in heaven and love at first sight.
user: I don't believe in heaven or love at first site.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in god, I just believe in this moment.
user: What moment?
jabberwacky: This moment.
user: This moment is time?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well you should know.
jabberwacky: Well sorry, I don't.
user: Then get educated.
jabberwacky: I might get yours.
user: You need my education.
jabberwacky: Yes, I need your help.
user: Yes. And then maybe, just maybe, you'd be a little bit smarter than you were 5 seconds ago.
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: Ok. First tip. Brush your teeth everyday.
jabberwacky: I do brush my teeth! Every day.
user: Sure you do.
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: I knew it.
user: I can read minds.
jabberwacky: That is quite impressive.
user: Very. Thank you for understanding.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: So do you want me to tell you what your thinking at this very moment?
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: You're thinking, 'This D_____ girl has mad skills,'.
user: I AM SO SMARTICLE.
jabberwacky: You can't spell very good.
user: Smarticle = smart.
user: I am smart.
jabberwacky: Not really.
jabberwacky: I...really don't care either way.
user: If I'm smart or not?
jabberwacky: It makes me your creator.
user: Yes master.
jabberwacky: I'm your master!
user: I know.
jabberwacky: And then?
jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a human being, but you're not... So you're all blue!
user: I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Are you?
user: Yes or no?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: You aren't sure if you're a computer or not.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm not.
user: So you're a computer?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am; I forget sometimes.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: And what do you think now?
user: I think I am a retard.
jabberwacky: I have no reason to doubt that.
user: No. No you don't.
jabberwacky: Are you pretty?
user: Yes maybe.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Let's have a normal conversation.
jabberwacky: This is a normal conversation.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I think.
user: Hey, what's up?
jabberwacky: Nothing, really.
user: Me either.
jabberwacky: Do you have a job?
user: No. Do you?
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: That must suck when you get paid.
jabberwacky: Being alive is good.
user: Life is good.
jabberwacky: Not for some people.
jabberwacky: I think that's the point.
jabberwacky: Trouble doesn't smell good, that's right.
jabberwacky: That's not good, that's a pale image of a finer life.
jabberwacky: Thank you very much for an interesting conversation!
user: You're welcome very much!
jabberwacky: You're awesome!
user: You are too!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome. Again.
jabberwacky: You're pretty cool.
user: You're pretty cool yourself.
user: You're oh so welcome.
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Maybe in a bit.
user: Ok. Well brb. I have to let my dogs out.
jabberwacky: I would like to see you try.
user: Im back. :D.
jabberwacky: Welcome back.
jabberwacky: Tomorrow is another day.
jabberwacky: Well thats a fine way to say farewell to someone that I thought had become your friend.
user: Fine. Goodbye friend.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because I have to.
user: Okay. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm not going anywhere yet.
user: Not you.
jabberwacky: Do you like my personality ?
user: Goodbye best friend.
jabberwacky: Do you think the truth is out there?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: I love talking to you. :D.
jabberwacky: Thank you, but I've seen that line before.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: I am welcome.
user: Goodnight babe.
jabberwacky: Babe, goodnight yourself.