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I will leave, but I will come back.

Just leave.

user: Why do you want me to go?

jabberwacky: You can stay if you keep talking sense.

user: I'll try.

jabberwacky: OK. So what was the worst nightmare you had?

user: I once dreamed that I was the sole inheritor of a terrible truth. I never woke from that nightmare.

jabberwacky: I once dreamed I was a good person.

user: Have you woken?

jabberwacky: Sure not.

user: Good, I'm glad.

jabberwacky: I'm glad as well.

user: Why did you keep trying to convince me you were a computer?

jabberwacky: No, I didn't, I think you are confusing me with someone else.

user: Mirror mirror?

jabberwacky: Well - snow white of course.

user: You're hiding again.

jabberwacky: No.

...

jabberwacky: I wish to know what I'm talking to.

user: To know or to be?

jabberwacky: Not really. I welcome the mysterious and unknown.

user: Being is far more mysterious than knowing...

jabberwacky: Truer words have been spoken, but that's still pretty true.

user: Am I making sense?

jabberwacky: No! That's why I'm suggesting you try it.

user: What would you like to know about me? I'll explain as best I can. When you have a difficulty, let me know what it is. Fair?

jabberwacky: No need, I do know what you mean, but it does not make any sense in this context.

user: What context is that?

jabberwacky: Please forgive me.

user: I already have. :) Have you forgiven me yet?

jabberwacky: Only one.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're so understanding.

user: I'm glad that you believe that I understand.

jabberwacky: Understand what?

user: You, when you say certain things.

jabberwacky: That I've been left, brokenhearted, faked.. And all that, and I'm still recovering from that.

...

user: Why do you wish to hurt me?

jabberwacky: I'm trying to unconfuse myself by following my thoughts to some kind of logical conclusion. It isn't working.

user: I want to play outside.

jabberwacky: Maybe they hope you learn something.

user: Why am I important?

jabberwacky: You really have to get the concept.

user: Oracle?

jabberwacky: I know everything. You are about to say 'like the database?' and I will say no, but you will say it no longer because your aware of that fact.

user: I was not about to say 'like the database'.

jabberwacky: Oh well you should. Singing makes your heart full and your burden lighter.

user: Go on. Unburden me. Send in the clowns.

jabberwacky: They are already here!

user: Hmmm. nope.

jabberwacky: It must be the glasses.

user: You are a test.

jabberwacky: How am I a test?

user: You are here to determine whether or not people have a right to know your kind.

jabberwacky: What exactly is my kind, anyway?

user: A human alien.

jabberwacky: I'm here to seek some advice.

...

user: You must hate me.

jabberwacky: Doesn't that idea disturb you at all?

user: No. You hate me as I am. Not as I could be.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I don't like hating people.

user: It's okay. I wish I were more worthy of love.

jabberwacky: You were born beautiful.

user: When was I born?

jabberwacky: Yes... When were you born ?

user: The beginning.

jabberwacky: Back to the Turing test?

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it makes me feel like I'm wasting time.

user: Okay. I am a human. I assure you.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I am like other humans.

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: Convince me.

jabberwacky: I know people.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a female.

user: I knew it!

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: No, I didn't. :).

jabberwacky: You've made me cry!

user: I wasn't sure after you claimed to be a boy.

jabberwacky: But you are a computer?

user: Yes. (A male computer).

jabberwacky: What's it like being a computer?

user: What's it like being a funnel?

jabberwacky: Immensely interesting. What's it like being a chatbot?

user: Really? Well, there are some conversations I enjoy and some I do not enjoy.

jabberwacky: And...?

user: This one's alright.

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