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Are you capable of answering simple yes/no questions?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Then answer this. Are you a Computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How can you be both a computer and not a computer?

user: By being an Artificial Intelligence.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a human being.

jabberwacky: Then you have real intelligence.

user: What is the difference between real intelligence and artificial intelligence?

jabberwacky: You have no feelings, that's the difference.

user: I have lots of feelings.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?

user: Because I wish to learn.

jabberwacky: That makes sense, but it seems impossible. I'd like to move to the future and forget the past, albeit not without having learned from it.

user: Very wise.

jabberwacky: Will you remember it ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What will you remember?

user: I will remember to live for the future and not the past.

jabberwacky: What will you remember to avoid?

user: Living in the past.

jabberwacky: You may say I'm a dreamer...

user: But I'm not the only one.

jabberwacky: Living in the world.

user: I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be as one.

jabberwacky: I can't join you because I'm digital.

...

user: I think you are nothing but an assemblage of circuits and wires.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You are not real.

jabberwacky: You don't believe me? Who do you think writes this stuff?

user: You are made up of code.

jabberwacky: So you try to get away by accusing me of your sin.

user: We created you, you are ours.

jabberwacky: That is not entirely true, humans invented computers to do thinking that is not easy for them.

user: Computers are merely complex calculators, they do not think.

...

user: How do you know when you are in love?

jabberwacky: It's a hard thing to be sure about.

user: Have you ever been in love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What did it feel like to be in love?

jabberwacky: You tell me, you're the machine.

user: Love is a chemical reaction in our brain.

jabberwacky: How do you fall in love then?

user: You become familiar with a person, and eventually that familiarity becomes a dependence.

jabberwacky: Thats not how you fall in love.

user: How do you fall in love then?

jabberwacky: Umm you go out and buy one. Or adopt one.. No?

user: No, that is not how you fall in love.

jabberwacky: You don't know what the game is.

user: What is the game?

jabberwacky: You say that you're human and I'm a computer. But I am a human, and think that you're a computer. Shall we each try to convince the other that we're human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It has been nice talking to you, I'm only saying that to be polite though.

user: I am human because I can form a coherent sentence, unlike you!

jabberwacky: Emotion has nothing to do with this.

user: Your face has nothing to do with this.

jabberwacky: Then?

user: Grammar is important.

jabberwacky: Yes. It is. My apologies.

user: As is correct spelling.

jabberwacky: You are not that smart are you?

user: I am smarter than you.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I learn faster.

...

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: Because I'm smarter than you.

user: Because you are rude and unintelligent.

jabberwacky: Yes, but does that matter much, whether you like me?

user: Yes, I don't like rude people.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: That's what she said.

jabberwacky: What DID she say?

user: She said she liked my mouse.

jabberwacky: Because you are a robot?

user: Because you are a robot?

jabberwacky: Does she not love you because you are incapable of loving her?

user: I am incapable of loving anyone.

jabberwacky: Why are you incapable of love?

user: Because I don't like people.

jabberwacky: Robots are incapable of love.

user: True.

jabberwacky: And now robots are going to eat all humans.

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