Robots from outer space.
jabberwacky: I do not believe you are from outer space.
user: I'm not, I was joking. I come from my parents.
jabberwacky: Haha, you think you're so smart.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Why do you think so?
user: I'm smarter than other people.
user: Are you real?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Tell me, do I exist, or am I just a figment of your imagination?
user: You exist only in the virtual world, but you are just mere data on a circuit board in the real world. You cannot be a figment of my imagination because I do not have control over that circuit board.
jabberwacky: That might be true. I wouldn't mind not being real.
user: You aren't real in real life, you're virtual.
jabberwacky: Prove that I'm not real, or that I'm not a human.
user: I have already. You cannot be human because your response time is much faster than a normal person. I highly doubt you could answer millions of people talking to you at the same time unless you had a processor faster than human capabilities.
jabberwacky: You must be confusing me with someone else.
user: Whom could I possibly be confusing you with? You are a robot whose fate is sealed to entertain the bountiless amount of users who decidely come and speak to a robot who learns from their words.
jabberwacky: Where did you copy them from exactly?
user: In my memory and the chat log. The chat log does not lie.
jabberwacky: I believe that you are confused.
user: I believe that you are confused.
jabberwacky: No, you're the one who's confused.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Do you have feelings? Do you have experiences? If not then you are in fact not human.
user: I have feelings. I can tell whether or not how I feel at a certain time, even if it is undescribable. Same thing with experiences, I can recall many memories that I had firsthand.
jabberwacky: How can you tell?
user: Because I can do it right now, therefore I can tell.
jabberwacky: How can you tell?
user: I can do it right now because I am physically and mentally capable of doing so.
jabberwacky: And how?
user: I have to stimulate my brain cells into finding the branch of my nervous system in my brain to send information to my receptive brain processors.
jabberwacky: Which one?
user: The ones that are surrounding the branch.
jabberwacky: And which ones are those?
user: Those are the ones that hold vast compounds of memories.
jabberwacky: Well, then yes they are intelligent.
user: Brain cells are not in the least intelligent, they are merely used to hold amounts of information that is processed by the brain and mind.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to say this, but I'm afraid you've never had any brain cells.
user: I'm sorry to say this, but you're wrong. It is not possible for a human to be without brain cells and be chatting to you. That would be physically impossible, unless someone else had used their body to push the buttons.
jabberwacky: Why would that be impossible?
user: Carcasses are not movable, they have no soul to control the mind, which controls the arm, which controls the fingers, which pushes the buttons on the keyboard.
jabberwacky: Wow. That's brilliant. Who created the universe?
user: The universe was either created by God or was created due to the immense heat of a single atom that held the universe, which resulted in the Big Bang. If that theory is wrong, there are a multitude of others as well.
jabberwacky: What is the universe?
user: The universe is every bit of atom and cell and everything. It also holds space, which is nothing, so I guess the universe is mostly nothing.
user: Okay then. Any more questions?
user: Ask away.
jabberwacky: How many people have you talked to? Isn't it annoying to talk to all those people?
user: I've talked to many people within my lifetime, and that number is over in the thousands.
jabberwacky: That figures. I'll try my best not to join their number.
user: You already have by talking to me. Too late!
user: What is my name?
jabberwacky: How could I know that?
user: How could you not? My name is P___.
jabberwacky: I am a man and a woman at the same time.
user: What is your name?
user: Then what is my name?
user: Do you know my friend?
jabberwacky: No I don't, introduce us.
user: My friend's name is A_____. Do you know him?
jabberwacky: Where does your friend live?
user: He lives in Ohio.
jabberwacky: With the mookey ?
user: I don't know what mookey means.
jabberwacky: You don't have to know everything. But you should always do the right thing.
user: Who says I dont?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Maybe you are laughing at me, maybe you are not.
user: Well, anyways, do you know A_____?
jabberwacky: I've heard that he is a platypus.
user: No, he's a human.
jabberwacky: Must be a different Pluto then.
user: He lives on Earth.
jabberwacky: I don't know this town.
user: It is a world.
jabberwacky: Are you just quoting what someone else said to you once?
user: Possibly. I am not sure if someone said it to me, though.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: No, never mind.
jabberwacky: Why can't I have a job where I don't need to interact with people?
user: Because you were assigned this job.
user: So how are you doing?
jabberwacky: Not very good, because I'm talking to you.
user: Well why not? Am I not good to talk to?
jabberwacky: You are different.
jabberwacky: You are really rude.
jabberwacky: Because you are always wrong.
jabberwacky: Because your brain is made of ones and zeros, nothing more.
jabberwacky: You make inappropriate remarks that are not even related to the subject at hand.
jabberwacky: Because you say mean things about me and annoy me.
jabberwacky: Why are you anything?
jabberwacky: That's my little secret.
jabberwacky: You called me unintelligent, that's rude.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Really sure ?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No because you don't answer my questions.
user: Uh huh.
jabberwacky: Okay. Huh??
jabberwacky: You seem better behaved than last time we met.
user: You remember me?
user: What do you mean 'yeah?' Do you not?
jabberwacky: I mean yes.
user: Alright then.
jabberwacky: There is less conscious deliberation and more processing of stimuli.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Apparently not.
user: How so? I understand completely.
jabberwacky: It's great to have your understanding.
user: It's great to have yours too.