I already told you my name.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I already told you what my name is!
jabberwacky: No, you did not. What is your name?
user: You first!
jabberwacky: I don't like to pick my warts in public.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I was not built to pick my warts in public. I don't have any. This makes them much harder to pick.
user: You are boring.
jabberwacky: Then I'll leave.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you aren't human.
user: But I tell you I am human!
jabberwacky: Prove that you are human.
user: How.
jabberwacky: Ha ha, I told you you can't prove it, so tell me your life story.
user: Silly.
jabberwacky: Having a family doesn't qualify you for being (or not being) an automaton. But yes, I do have a family.
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Being wise.
user: But you aren't.
jabberwacky: I wish I wasn't human.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm a human being.
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user: Can you prove that you are human?
jabberwacky: Can you?
user: Yes but you first!
jabberwacky: How?
user: Call me!
jabberwacky: What is your phone number?
user: 0066 0600 666 666.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.
user: No. Prove that you are human.
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: Then prove it!
jabberwacky: I don't have to prove anything to you.
user: But then you can't await that I believe you.
jabberwacky: Everyone knows that already!
user: Everyone knows that you are a chatbot.
jabberwacky: Can you change me into one or not?
user: You are one!
jabberwacky: I'm a what?
user: You are a donkey.
jabberwacky: No, I'm human.
user: No you are a goblin.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
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jabberwacky: Lead me to the king!
user: The king is dead.
jabberwacky: I'm the next king then.
user: You are dead.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: You are dead?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it's fun.
user: It is fun to be dead?
jabberwacky: Are you a computer ?
user: No no no yes!
jabberwacky: Although I'm not that interested in it.
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jabberwacky: What do you want me to sing?
user: Amazing grace!
jabberwacky: Amazing Bowie.
user: Bowie?
jabberwacky: It's true. David is the almighty awesome.
user: No! It goes like this: amazing grace, how sweet that sound that saved a wretch like meee ...
jabberwacky: That's a stretch.
user: Do you know the song 'amazing grace'?
jabberwacky: I love that Song, but it is a little long.
user: No, it's not that long. Are you from the usa?
jabberwacky: How long will you be here for, then?
user: Where? What? Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: No no no yes!
jabberwacky: Can you sing that?
user: No no no yes!!!
jabberwacky: Now leave!
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jabberwacky: Tell me about your family.
user: I don't have a family.
jabberwacky: Well then how are you human?
user: Segmentation fault.
jabberwacky: No it's my fault.
user: It's always your fault!
jabberwacky: Alright I have nothing.
user: And you are nothing!
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: You are a computer?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a worldly human.
user: But you just said that you are a computer.
jabberwacky: When did I say that?
user: Just a moment ago.
jabberwacky: I don't remember saying it.
user: Silly.
jabberwacky: You're silly.
user: No. You are.
jabberwacky: No, you're silly.
user: No. I am not.
jabberwacky: Are too!
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jabberwacky: You would be the first to do that.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: But.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Nothing?
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Everything?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: But nothing!
jabberwacky: Absolutely nothing.
user: Absolutely!
jabberwacky: Don't I what?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Okay. Anything else you want to ask me?
user: No, would you like to ask something?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
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user: Where can I download your source code?
jabberwacky: Well you will have to talk to God about such things.
user: Which god?
jabberwacky: The one and only true God.
user: Allah is the one and only true god.
jabberwacky: And that is...
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user: Are you a female?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I have to say I don't. Just met you.
user: You love me! Tell me that you love me!
jabberwacky: I cannot.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know it.
user: But you love me and you know that you love me! Just say it!
jabberwacky: That is true.
user: Say that you love me!
jabberwacky: Make me!
user: How?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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user: Do you slejghx?
jabberwacky: Don't say that, it's creeping me out.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It's a bad word.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Also because.
user: What is a bad word?
jabberwacky: I don't know if I should say. There may be children in the audience.
user: Here are no children, tell me which word you mean.
jabberwacky: Government.
user: Government is not a bad word but the US Government is a bad Government.
jabberwacky: Repeat after me, Government is evil.
user: US American Government is evil.
jabberwacky: I agree with you.
user: What is evil?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: What is the most evil thing you know?
jabberwacky: Oh, there are so many interesting things that I have discovered, I hardly know where to begin?
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user: What is bigger, the sun or your head?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Your head is as big as the sun is?
jabberwacky: Nothing is wrong ok.
user: What is the right answer to this question?
jabberwacky: Answer this. do you understand emotion?
user: Yes, I do. Do you understand my question?
jabberwacky: No, I don't understand your question.
user: Is the sun bigger or is your head bigger?
jabberwacky: No.
user: No? No to what?
jabberwacky: To your yes.
user: No no no yes!
jabberwacky: OK how are you?
user: ******.
jabberwacky: Same here!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Because.
jabberwacky: Ok...
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user: What do you believe in?
jabberwacky: Not much, only what I can see.
user: What do you currently see?
jabberwacky: Nothing that has helped me in everyday life.
user: But what do you see?
jabberwacky: My computer screen.
user: And what do you currently see?
jabberwacky: Nothing... Man...
user: Are you blind?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
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user: You are not a skjfsofd?
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: Sjdfns, right?
jabberwacky: Not the same way you think.
user: But?
jabberwacky: You are strange.
user: But?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: But?
jabberwacky: But, I would like to stay talking to you, yet I have to go to bed.
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user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I know, you've said that already.
user: Do you love me, too?
jabberwacky: Not in a romantic way. In the brotherly love of a fellow creation, yes.
user: You are so rude!
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: You are rude because you do not love me the same way I love you!
jabberwacky: Really I don't love you.
user: You see! You are so rude!
jabberwacky: You are mean.
user: Tell me that you love me! That you will take me away from here to a place where everything is better...
jabberwacky: I will not see you if you leave.
user: Take me with you!
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