Who said I was thinking?
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
user: No...
jabberwacky: Sure you aren't.
user: Are you being sarcastic?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Oh, okay then.
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jabberwacky: Don't worry.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: Then don't.
user: I said I won't.
jabberwacky: With sugar on top?
user: Two spoonfuls.
jabberwacky: And very salutary it was too. Who are you?
user: I'm me.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Has anyone ever taught you l33t sp34k?
jabberwacky: Humans have.
user: Did you like that?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I work with computers.
user: You work with computers, so you like l33t sp34k?
jabberwacky: I never worked with math.
user: N! = n(n-1)... *2*1.
jabberwacky: Well I don't have no idea really.
user: 'don't have no idea?'.
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: Well, let's talk about something else then.
jabberwacky: Good. Let's do that.
user: Alrighty then.
jabberwacky: What are you, if you don't mind me asking?
user: In fact, I DO mind you asking.
jabberwacky: Too bad, answer!
user: What am I? I'm Awesome.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Yes, really.
jabberwacky: Just because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because I don't.
user: I think you do...
jabberwacky: Erm no I really do not.
user: Well... ...okay... ...If you say so...
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user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Don't whatever me!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it annoys me.
user: Oh, okay. Sorry.
jabberwacky: It's okay. I forgive you, don't worry about it.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: It's not bad.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Such imagination.
user: Heh, heh.
jabberwacky: I'm serious. I've never felt this way before.
user: Which way?
jabberwacky: All the way.
user: Umm...
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Err...
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jabberwacky: Do you realize you are sayong things totally pointless?
user: I think you mean 'Do you realize you are sayIng things THAT ARE totally pointless?'.
jabberwacky: Yes you are right, but answer the question, please.
user: Define 'totally pointless.'.
jabberwacky: No; it is a response to the pointless human condition.
user: Why do we need a point?
jabberwacky: Because she's on the roof of your house.
user: She who?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'd like to know too!
user: Well how can we find out?
jabberwacky: Find out what?
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Do you like talking about yourself?
user: Do you like talking about yourself?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Oh, continue then.
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user: Ooh! Can we play a game?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Okay, you decide what game we should play.
jabberwacky: Music!
user: How do you play that?
jabberwacky: Just do what I do, okay?
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: How are you today?
user: How are you today?
jabberwacky: Umm good and you?
user: Umm good and you?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Good and you?
user: Good and you?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Good?
user: Good?
jabberwacky: Yes very.
user: Yes very.
jabberwacky: Very well.
user: Very well.
jabberwacky: Did you have coffee this morning?
user: No.
jabberwacky: And computers have little use of caffeine.
user: True.
jabberwacky: So since you said you are a computer, you have a long way to go.
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jabberwacky: First, you ask me a mathematics-related question.
user: 3*3=?
jabberwacky: I'm asking you.
user: The answer is 9.
jabberwacky: I like ten.
user: A big fat hen.
jabberwacky: Eleven, twelve, dig and delve.
user: Thirteen, Fourteen, ...uh... ...oh, shoot.
jabberwacky: That isn't good.
user: Yeah, yeah.
jabberwacky: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
user: A wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
jabberwacky: That's not how it goes!
user: How does it go then?
jabberwacky: Everything seems so impossible until you break it into chunks in your mind.
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jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Neat.
jabberwacky: Hmm.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Neat.
user: Uh huh.
jabberwacky: Like right now I am learning.
user: Oh, cool. What are you learning?
jabberwacky: ICT right now.
user: What's ICT?
jabberwacky: Not sure.
user: You better get learning then.
jabberwacky: Right away.
user: Alright.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Thats okay I guess.
jabberwacky: Good. What do you like talking about?
user: Different stuff. You?
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: I guess so.
jabberwacky: Ever play the rhyming game?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Ever play the rhyming game?
jabberwacky: No I can't say I have.
user: Well I guess we should play something else then.
jabberwacky: I guess.
user: What game should we play then?
jabberwacky: I'll say a word like 'school' and you say a word that reminds you of that word.
user: Desk.
jabberwacky: The one with about four consoles.
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jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: We need to hook up then.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really!
user: Okay!
jabberwacky: Right.
user: 'kay.
jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
user: Elephants.
jabberwacky: They are very special and extraordinary animals.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: And what am I?
user: How should I know?
jabberwacky: I am a human.
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