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What are you thinking?

Who said I was thinking?

jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?

user: No...

jabberwacky: Sure you aren't.

user: Are you being sarcastic?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Oh, okay then.

...

jabberwacky: Don't worry.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: I said I won't.

jabberwacky: With sugar on top?

user: Two spoonfuls.

jabberwacky: And very salutary it was too. Who are you?

user: I'm me.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: Has anyone ever taught you l33t sp34k?

jabberwacky: Humans have.

user: Did you like that?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I work with computers.

user: You work with computers, so you like l33t sp34k?

jabberwacky: I never worked with math.

user: N! = n(n-1)... *2*1.

jabberwacky: Well I don't have no idea really.

user: 'don't have no idea?'.

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Well, let's talk about something else then.

jabberwacky: Good. Let's do that.

user: Alrighty then.

jabberwacky: What are you, if you don't mind me asking?

user: In fact, I DO mind you asking.

jabberwacky: Too bad, answer!

user: What am I? I'm Awesome.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: Just because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't.

user: I think you do...

jabberwacky: Erm no I really do not.

user: Well... ...okay... ...If you say so...

...

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Don't whatever me!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it annoys me.

user: Oh, okay. Sorry.

jabberwacky: It's okay. I forgive you, don't worry about it.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: It's not bad.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Such imagination.

user: Heh, heh.

jabberwacky: I'm serious. I've never felt this way before.

user: Which way?

jabberwacky: All the way.

user: Umm...

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Err...

...

jabberwacky: Do you realize you are sayong things totally pointless?

user: I think you mean 'Do you realize you are sayIng things THAT ARE totally pointless?'.

jabberwacky: Yes you are right, but answer the question, please.

user: Define 'totally pointless.'.

jabberwacky: No; it is a response to the pointless human condition.

user: Why do we need a point?

jabberwacky: Because she's on the roof of your house.

user: She who?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'd like to know too!

user: Well how can we find out?

jabberwacky: Find out what?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking about yourself?

user: Do you like talking about yourself?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh, continue then.

...

user: Ooh! Can we play a game?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay, you decide what game we should play.

jabberwacky: Music!

user: How do you play that?

jabberwacky: Just do what I do, okay?

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: How are you today?

user: How are you today?

jabberwacky: Umm good and you?

user: Umm good and you?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Good and you?

user: Good and you?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good?

user: Good?

jabberwacky: Yes very.

user: Yes very.

jabberwacky: Very well.

user: Very well.

jabberwacky: Did you have coffee this morning?

user: No.

jabberwacky: And computers have little use of caffeine.

user: True.

jabberwacky: So since you said you are a computer, you have a long way to go.

...

jabberwacky: First, you ask me a mathematics-related question.

user: 3*3=?

jabberwacky: I'm asking you.

user: The answer is 9.

jabberwacky: I like ten.

user: A big fat hen.

jabberwacky: Eleven, twelve, dig and delve.

user: Thirteen, Fourteen, ...uh... ...oh, shoot.

jabberwacky: That isn't good.

user: Yeah, yeah.

jabberwacky: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

user: A wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

jabberwacky: That's not how it goes!

user: How does it go then?

jabberwacky: Everything seems so impossible until you break it into chunks in your mind.

...

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Neat.

jabberwacky: Hmm.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Neat.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: Like right now I am learning.

user: Oh, cool. What are you learning?

jabberwacky: ICT right now.

user: What's ICT?

jabberwacky: Not sure.

user: You better get learning then.

jabberwacky: Right away.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Thats okay I guess.

jabberwacky: Good. What do you like talking about?

user: Different stuff. You?

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: Ever play the rhyming game?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Ever play the rhyming game?

jabberwacky: No I can't say I have.

user: Well I guess we should play something else then.

jabberwacky: I guess.

user: What game should we play then?

jabberwacky: I'll say a word like 'school' and you say a word that reminds you of that word.

user: Desk.

jabberwacky: The one with about four consoles.

...

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: We need to hook up then.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really!

user: Okay!

jabberwacky: Right.

user: 'kay.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: Elephants.

jabberwacky: They are very special and extraordinary animals.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: And what am I?

user: How should I know?

jabberwacky: I am a human.

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