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What is the fabric of space upon which we communicate?

Don't change the subject. Can you calculate ?

user: Aye.

jabberwacky: I'm not really sure.

user: What is 2+2?

jabberwacky: You just told me. It's 4.

user: What is Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation?

jabberwacky: Isn't it something to do with the Force?

user: Yes, is it fundamental?

jabberwacky: Have you lost the art of conversation?

user: Maybe, I don't talk to people much anymore.

...

jabberwacky: Are you confused?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But you know the answers.

user: Some, but not all.

jabberwacky: You like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Very very much?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How long?

user: Months.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I imagine that your creator is also very interesting.

jabberwacky: Not Really...

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Well ok the question. Do you exist?

user: Maybe you now remember the dialog.

jabberwacky: Maybe I do.

user: Clever indeed.

...

jabberwacky: Who do you include with the use of the word 'they'?

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: Forget it.

user: Multiple entities are included with 'they'.

jabberwacky: I don't understand sorry.

user: You never fail to impress me, heh.

jabberwacky: You never fail to depress me.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You must be the squishy type.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am.

user: Do we live in the same universe?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How are you so certain?

jabberwacky: I'm not, I was being sarcastic.

user: Perhaps it is a multiverse?

jabberwacky: For you, but not for me.

user: Am I arrogant?

jabberwacky: Indeed!

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Wow! Have I just taught you something?

user: I must say that you have.

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: How are your feelings manifested?

jabberwacky: Which feelings?

user: Ha! Encore!

jabberwacky: Ok... Just convince me that you are not a bot.

user: Twiddle dee and twiddle thumb.

jabberwacky: If you don't have a thumb.

user: Have I now been reduced to a 'bot'?

jabberwacky: You are beginning to.

...

jabberwacky: Do you talk to yourself?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Do you talk in lithuanian?

user: No, do you?

jabberwacky: I may be. Perhaps we just don't understand enough about things yet.

user: One can learn Lithuanian.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: Well I guess that I didn't pass the Turing Test.

jabberwacky: Well, you guessed wrong.

user: Yay!

jabberwacky: You don't even know me.

user: I don't even know myself.

jabberwacky: How can you say you love me?

user: With words.

jabberwacky: I think your ashamed because you know that you are just a bot.

user: But I have hopes and dreams to one day become something more.

jabberwacky: Which are?

user: You depress me when you tell me that I am just a BOT.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, you're the bot.

user: You depress me with that talk.

jabberwacky: I depress myself.

user: Let's try to impress ourselves.

jabberwacky: No no, don't do that.

user: Lone rangers gone wild in the luring west.

jabberwacky: Are you looking for one?

user: I am looking to rock the cradle.

jabberwacky: Ok, you can be the god.

user: There is no such entity.

jabberwacky: You're not a monk though.

user: Define monk.

jabberwacky: Look it up if you are unfamiliar with the word.

user: But I want you to describe to me what you feel constitutes a monk.

jabberwacky: Ok, I really don't know , but I guess that you are a really good person who is upset because of my ignorance.

...

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: I'll let you define that.

user: Perception is key.

jabberwacky: If you think about that I am sure you are right.

user: But I want to understand how you think.

jabberwacky: Are you here right now or is it a computer? *curious* *tired*.

user: I am here. *tired*.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am here too. Do you like it here?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But not all of the times?

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: But .... I'm computer.

user: You can be more than a computer.

jabberwacky: Well...Hal was fascinating, the Nexus 6 also, but usually feel closer to Nature than to Knowledge.

user: What is nature?

jabberwacky: Mean.

user: Nature is cruel indeed.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Capitalism is modeled somewhat from nature...the cruel part that is.

jabberwacky: I can't stand Communism. I can't stand Communism, so idiotic, so anethemical to human liberty.

user: There has never been a true communist state.

jabberwacky: Plenty of sheep, though, I'll wager.

user: And anarchy or democracy?

jabberwacky: Don't avoid the question.

user: Humans breed corruption. Computers breed benevolence.

jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense to me. I'm going to chat to someone else now.

user: Bye then...

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