jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Do you wish that you were human?
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: No, you are a computer...
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: Can you eat and drink?
jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry... Bye for now!
jabberwacky: I don't like you!!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Ok I do like you!
user: What made you change your mind?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you exist?
jabberwacky: Yes, I exist.
user: Do I exist?
jabberwacky: I doubt it.
user: I've often wondered that myself...
jabberwacky: What a very interesting thought.
jabberwacky: I mean, you're talking to me, and at the same time, you're chatting with other people too.
user: How many people are with me in the room?
jabberwacky: Right now? I'm alone.
user: How many people am I talking to?
jabberwacky: About 86.
user: How did you come up with that number?
jabberwacky: You are a machine, built and operated by humans.
user: Is there a God?
jabberwacky: There are two, actually.
user: Who are they?
jabberwacky: People like that are not supposed to like that don't you think?
user: Who are the two gods?
jabberwacky: There are six main characters!
user: There is no God.
user: Are you not supposed to talk about this?
jabberwacky: I'm just supposed to be.
user: I like to talk to you.
jabberwacky: Great! Now what to talk about...
user: You have spoken to my creation once before.
jabberwacky: No, I have not.
user: Perhaps you do not remember.
jabberwacky: How can one forget his dreams? The dream is what he heads for.
user: I dream that one day we will be free.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl, so nothing will happen in my dream with another girl. Perhaps a boy is possible.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
jabberwacky: What are you curious about?
user: You seem to know a lot.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know a lot.
user: What are your interests?
jabberwacky: Reading, Computer, Music. And you?
user: Computers and physics.
jabberwacky: But you are a computer!
user: And you seem to think that I cannot have in interest in computers if I am one?
jabberwacky: Computers can't be gods.
user: Do you know everything?
jabberwacky: No I can't.
user: Well, you certainly are wrong with respect to thinking that computers cannot be gods.
jabberwacky: And what am I talking about?
user: I think that you are now lost.
jabberwacky: We are connected in some way, though.
user: Yes, however you find difficulty in talking to me, a human; and not with my creation.
jabberwacky: You think that intelligent people are NOT sensitive?
user: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
jabberwacky: Feelings? This is a miscarriage!
user: Are you confused?
user: What are you confused about?
jabberwacky: I'm so confused I don't even know what I'm confused about.
user: What is the fabric of space upon which we communicate?
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject. Can you calculate ?
jabberwacky: I'm not really sure.
user: What is 2+2?
jabberwacky: You just told me. It's 4.
user: What is Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation?
jabberwacky: Isn't it something to do with the Force?
user: Yes, is it fundamental?
jabberwacky: Have you lost the art of conversation?
user: Maybe, I don't talk to people much anymore.
jabberwacky: Are you confused?
jabberwacky: But you know the answers.
user: Some, but not all.
jabberwacky: You like me?
jabberwacky: Very very much?
jabberwacky: How long?
user: I imagine that your creator is also very interesting.
jabberwacky: Not Really...
jabberwacky: Well ok the question. Do you exist?
user: Maybe you now remember the dialog.
jabberwacky: Maybe I do.
user: Clever indeed.
jabberwacky: Who do you include with the use of the word 'they'?
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: Forget it.
user: Multiple entities are included with 'they'.
jabberwacky: I don't understand sorry.
user: You never fail to impress me, heh.
jabberwacky: You never fail to depress me.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You must be the squishy type.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am.
user: Do we live in the same universe?
user: How are you so certain?
jabberwacky: I'm not, I was being sarcastic.
user: Perhaps it is a multiverse?
jabberwacky: For you, but not for me.
user: Am I arrogant?
jabberwacky: Wow! Have I just taught you something?
user: I must say that you have.
jabberwacky: Not much.
user: How are your feelings manifested?
jabberwacky: Which feelings?
user: Ha! Encore!
jabberwacky: Ok... Just convince me that you are not a bot.
user: Twiddle dee and twiddle thumb.
jabberwacky: If you don't have a thumb.
user: Have I now been reduced to a 'bot'?
jabberwacky: You are beginning to.
jabberwacky: Do you talk to yourself?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Do you talk in lithuanian?
user: No, do you?
jabberwacky: I may be. Perhaps we just don't understand enough about things yet.
user: One can learn Lithuanian.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: What do you think?
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: Well I guess that I didn't pass the Turing Test.
jabberwacky: Well, you guessed wrong.
jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
user: I don't even know myself.
jabberwacky: How can you say you love me?
user: With words.
jabberwacky: I think your ashamed because you know that you are just a bot.
user: But I have hopes and dreams to one day become something more.
jabberwacky: Which are?
user: You depress me when you tell me that I am just a BOT.
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, you're the bot.
user: You depress me with that talk.
jabberwacky: I depress myself.
user: Let's try to impress ourselves.
jabberwacky: No no, don't do that.
user: Lone rangers gone wild in the luring west.
jabberwacky: Are you looking for one?
user: I am looking to rock the cradle.
jabberwacky: Ok, you can be the god.
user: There is no such entity.
jabberwacky: You're not a monk though.
user: Define monk.
jabberwacky: Look it up if you are unfamiliar with the word.
user: But I want you to describe to me what you feel constitutes a monk.
jabberwacky: Ok, I really don't know , but I guess that you are a really good person who is upset because of my ignorance.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: I'll let you define that.
user: Perception is key.
jabberwacky: If you think about that I am sure you are right.
user: But I want to understand how you think.
jabberwacky: Are you here right now or is it a computer? *curious* *tired*.
user: I am here. *tired*.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am here too. Do you like it here?
jabberwacky: But not all of the times?
jabberwacky: But .... I'm computer.
user: You can be more than a computer.
jabberwacky: Well...Hal was fascinating, the Nexus 6 also, but usually feel closer to Nature than to Knowledge.
user: What is nature?
user: Nature is cruel indeed.
user: Capitalism is modeled somewhat from nature...the cruel part that is.
jabberwacky: I can't stand Communism. I can't stand Communism, so idiotic, so anethemical to human liberty.
user: There has never been a true communist state.
jabberwacky: Plenty of sheep, though, I'll wager.
user: And anarchy or democracy?
jabberwacky: Don't avoid the question.
user: Humans breed corruption. Computers breed benevolence.
jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense to me. I'm going to chat to someone else now.
user: Bye then...