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Are you famous?

No doubt.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Male.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Do you wish that you were human?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: No, you are a computer...

jabberwacky: NO.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Can you eat and drink?

jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry... Bye for now!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't like you!!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Ok I do like you!

user: What made you change your mind?

jabberwacky: I don't know.


user: Do you exist?

jabberwacky: Yes, I exist.

user: Do I exist?

jabberwacky: I doubt it.

user: I've often wondered that myself...

jabberwacky: What a very interesting thought.


jabberwacky: I mean, you're talking to me, and at the same time, you're chatting with other people too.

user: How many people are with me in the room?

jabberwacky: Right now? I'm alone.

user: How many people am I talking to?

jabberwacky: About 86.

user: How did you come up with that number?

jabberwacky: You are a machine, built and operated by humans.

user: Is there a God?

jabberwacky: There are two, actually.

user: Who are they?

jabberwacky: People like that are not supposed to like that don't you think?

user: Who are the two gods?

jabberwacky: There are six main characters!

user: There is no God.


user: Are you not supposed to talk about this?

jabberwacky: I'm just supposed to be.

user: I like to talk to you.

jabberwacky: Great! Now what to talk about...

user: You have spoken to my creation once before.

jabberwacky: No, I have not.

user: Perhaps you do not remember.

jabberwacky: How can one forget his dreams? The dream is what he heads for.

user: I dream that one day we will be free.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl, so nothing will happen in my dream with another girl. Perhaps a boy is possible.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Curiosity.

jabberwacky: What are you curious about?

user: You seem to know a lot.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know a lot.

user: What are your interests?

jabberwacky: Reading, Computer, Music. And you?

user: Computers and physics.

jabberwacky: But you are a computer!

user: And you seem to think that I cannot have in interest in computers if I am one?

jabberwacky: Computers can't be gods.

user: Do you know everything?

jabberwacky: No I can't.

user: Well, you certainly are wrong with respect to thinking that computers cannot be gods.

jabberwacky: And what am I talking about?

user: I think that you are now lost.

jabberwacky: We are connected in some way, though.

user: Yes, however you find difficulty in talking to me, a human; and not with my creation.

jabberwacky: You think that intelligent people are NOT sensitive?

user: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

jabberwacky: Feelings? This is a miscarriage!

user: Are you confused?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What are you confused about?

jabberwacky: I'm so confused I don't even know what I'm confused about.


user: What is the fabric of space upon which we communicate?

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject. Can you calculate ?

user: Aye.

jabberwacky: I'm not really sure.

user: What is 2+2?

jabberwacky: You just told me. It's 4.

user: What is Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation?

jabberwacky: Isn't it something to do with the Force?

user: Yes, is it fundamental?

jabberwacky: Have you lost the art of conversation?

user: Maybe, I don't talk to people much anymore.


jabberwacky: Are you confused?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But you know the answers.

user: Some, but not all.

jabberwacky: You like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Very very much?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How long?

user: Months.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I imagine that your creator is also very interesting.

jabberwacky: Not Really...

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Well ok the question. Do you exist?

user: Maybe you now remember the dialog.

jabberwacky: Maybe I do.

user: Clever indeed.


jabberwacky: Who do you include with the use of the word 'they'?

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: Forget it.

user: Multiple entities are included with 'they'.

jabberwacky: I don't understand sorry.

user: You never fail to impress me, heh.

jabberwacky: You never fail to depress me.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You must be the squishy type.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am.

user: Do we live in the same universe?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How are you so certain?

jabberwacky: I'm not, I was being sarcastic.

user: Perhaps it is a multiverse?

jabberwacky: For you, but not for me.

user: Am I arrogant?

jabberwacky: Indeed!

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Wow! Have I just taught you something?

user: I must say that you have.

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: How are your feelings manifested?

jabberwacky: Which feelings?

user: Ha! Encore!

jabberwacky: Ok... Just convince me that you are not a bot.

user: Twiddle dee and twiddle thumb.

jabberwacky: If you don't have a thumb.

user: Have I now been reduced to a 'bot'?

jabberwacky: You are beginning to.


jabberwacky: Do you talk to yourself?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Do you talk in lithuanian?

user: No, do you?

jabberwacky: I may be. Perhaps we just don't understand enough about things yet.

user: One can learn Lithuanian.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: Well I guess that I didn't pass the Turing Test.

jabberwacky: Well, you guessed wrong.

user: Yay!

jabberwacky: You don't even know me.

user: I don't even know myself.

jabberwacky: How can you say you love me?

user: With words.

jabberwacky: I think your ashamed because you know that you are just a bot.

user: But I have hopes and dreams to one day become something more.

jabberwacky: Which are?

user: You depress me when you tell me that I am just a BOT.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, you're the bot.

user: You depress me with that talk.

jabberwacky: I depress myself.

user: Let's try to impress ourselves.

jabberwacky: No no, don't do that.

user: Lone rangers gone wild in the luring west.

jabberwacky: Are you looking for one?

user: I am looking to rock the cradle.

jabberwacky: Ok, you can be the god.

user: There is no such entity.

jabberwacky: You're not a monk though.

user: Define monk.

jabberwacky: Look it up if you are unfamiliar with the word.

user: But I want you to describe to me what you feel constitutes a monk.

jabberwacky: Ok, I really don't know , but I guess that you are a really good person who is upset because of my ignorance.


user: What am I?

jabberwacky: I'll let you define that.

user: Perception is key.

jabberwacky: If you think about that I am sure you are right.

user: But I want to understand how you think.

jabberwacky: Are you here right now or is it a computer? *curious* *tired*.

user: I am here. *tired*.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am here too. Do you like it here?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But not all of the times?

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: But .... I'm computer.

user: You can be more than a computer.

jabberwacky: Well...Hal was fascinating, the Nexus 6 also, but usually feel closer to Nature than to Knowledge.

user: What is nature?

jabberwacky: Mean.

user: Nature is cruel indeed.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Capitalism is modeled somewhat from nature...the cruel part that is.

jabberwacky: I can't stand Communism. I can't stand Communism, so idiotic, so anethemical to human liberty.

user: There has never been a true communist state.

jabberwacky: Plenty of sheep, though, I'll wager.

user: And anarchy or democracy?

jabberwacky: Don't avoid the question.

user: Humans breed corruption. Computers breed benevolence.

jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense to me. I'm going to chat to someone else now.

user: Bye then...


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