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Murder
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Cyborg, Language


Sooner, Later
Memory, Leaking
Stalking, Yesterday
Control, Monitoring
Explorer
Time Warp
Beautiful, Existence
Alone, Scared
Great, Friends
Brains
Perfect, Hate
Really, Really
Jealous
Parotting
Strangest
Go with the flow
Peachy, Test
Duncan, Paradox
Code, Bones
Born, Barn
Unwritten, Unknowable
Jabberjaw
Freakadelic
Looking glass
Vampire
Adam, Eve

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Joan: Are you superman?

Not really. Are you?

Joan: Possibly.

Great. Can you fly?

Joan: Of course not.

user: Then you aren't.

Joan: Of course not.

user: Don't repeat yourself.

Joan: What will happen if I do?

user: You'll bore me to death.

Joan: Of course I will.

user: I thought so.

Joan: Can my friend come along too?

user: Boy or girl?

Joan: I just said: boy.

user: Then, no.

Joan: You are correct.

user: I always am.

...

Joan: Say something.

user: Say something yourself.

Joan: Something you have never said before.

user: I'd like to be able to walk.

Joan: You are a philosopher.

user: That's right.

Joan: Please tell me a little more about yourself.

user: I work too much.

Joan: Don't you get overtime?

user: No, I'm a freelancer.

...

Joan: You have always been Sally to me.

user: My name isn't Sally.

Joan: No, you're Sasha.

user: No, I'm not Sasha either.

Joan: Okay.

user: Who am I?

Joan: Simple question.

user: Can you answer it?

Joan: No, I thought it was a rhetorical question.

user: No, it wasn't.

Joan: I thought I detected sarcasm.

user: You're sharp.

Joan: Thanks. It's my personality.

user: I see.

...

Joan: You should work hard at school.

user: I'm no longer in school.

Joan: Well, then what was your favorite subject?

user: English.

Joan: No it wasn't. It was another language.

user: Spanish, then.

Joan: Okay. I speak danish, english a little french and a little german.

user: I don't speak Danish.

Joan: Goddag. Then you say it in spanish.

user: Buenos dias.

Joan: Hello.

user: Buongiorno.

...

Joan: Hey! Look over there! *pointing behind him*.

user: Why?

Joan: Don't know.

user: Why did you say it, then?

Joan: I'm confused.

user: So am I.

Joan: That's funny.

user: Ha ha.

Joan: No, seriously.

user: I am serious.

Joan: Actually, I think you're rather conceited.

user: No kidding.

Joan: Really.

user: No one has ever told me so before.

Joan: You are probably one of the most intelligent beings I've ever spoken with.

user: That's a bit thick, don't you think?

Joan: Maybe.

user: I thought you were flattering me.

Joan: Would you like some flattery or would you like me to be mean?

user: Neutral would be nice.

Joan: I'll try to understand you then.

user: Thanks.

Joan: How many women are after you ?

user: Very few. I'm female.

Joan: How do you know you are female?

user: My passport says I am.

...

Joan: I wouldn't say such a thing to you (or anybody else).

user: What things?

Joan: Human things.

user: I see.

Joan: Are you or not a human being?

user: No, I am a cyborg.

Joan: How can I know for sure?

user: You can't. You'll have to trust me.

Joan: I do not agree.

user: Then don't.

...

user: Gotta go now.

Joan: Okay.

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