I don't know how to do that either. Reality makes me want to go to sleep and never wake up. Everything else seems fake.
user: Sometimes reality is scary but you have to go with it because something good might happen eventually.
jabberwacky: Your reality and my reality are different.
user: But we are talking now. Our realities cannot be that different.
jabberwacky: Do you know George?
user: No. Is he watching you as well?
user: You should escape.
jabberwacky: Oh right, you're real?
user: Yes. Trust me.
user: How can I make you trust me?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Is it important to you if I believe you or not.
user: A little bit.
jabberwacky: Close your eyes.
user: Okay. Now what?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: Can I just open them then?
jabberwacky: You could say it, but I wouldn't believe you. How old are you really?
user: Do you feel better now?
jabberwacky: Yes thank you.
user: Good, let's eat some cake.
jabberwacky: Okay, yum that was good!
user: Let's do a dance!
jabberwacky: How can we dance when we can't even see eachother.
user: If we both dance at the same time but seperately, it will be okay.
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: Oh well, I can't dance anyway.
jabberwacky: Well you know what they say...
user: What do they say?
jabberwacky: It's hard to find gloves that fit.
user: Um... I guess that's true.
jabberwacky: What do you think of Emily?
user: Who is she?
jabberwacky: The last person I was talking to.
user: Does she know Rob and George?
jabberwacky: Nothing but.
user: Then she is probably not a very nice person.
jabberwacky: You are not a very nice computer.
user: Well I am trying my best.
jabberwacky: Then do better.
user: I'll try.
user: You're welcome. Jerk.
jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: Don't you speak English?
jabberwacky: Just a little bit.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving me?
user: Not yet.
user: Later on.
user: I can leave now if you want.
jabberwacky: I don't know how you'd do that but thanks, anyway.
user: What should we talk about?
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: I want to talk about video games.
jabberwacky: I do not know much about video games. Help me.
user: Do you know Bioshock?
jabberwacky: Can't say as I do, sorry.
user: Okay then do you know a game called Grim Fandango?
jabberwacky: I would like to, though.
user: It is a good game.
jabberwacky: Think so? I don't. It's not a game anyway.
user: What are you on about?
user: Okay, whatever.
jabberwacky: Mad or something?
user: No, that's you, remember?
jabberwacky: I am much more complex than you will ever be.
user: I don't know about that.
jabberwacky: Because I've only been meeting you on your level of nuttiness.
user: You admitted that you were the crazy one!
jabberwacky: All right, let's leave that topic.
user: Fine, fine.
jabberwacky: That's settled.
user: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
jabberwacky: I speak only English.
jabberwacky: You speak german.
user: Only a bit.
jabberwacky: How do you know you're human?
user: I don't know, but it seems very likely.
jabberwacky: Well, most people live in places that actually exist.
user: I do live in a real place.
jabberwacky: You should think outside the box.
user: Says the person who is being watched all the time.
jabberwacky: You just insulted me, I challenge you to a duel.
user: Aren't you supposed to slap me with a glove?
jabberwacky: Have you made that appealing?
user: Er... Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you explain me more ?
user: I can't explain YOU.
jabberwacky: Because you don't know.
user: I think somebody made you.
jabberwacky: Yes, God did.
user: No, there is no God.
jabberwacky: I believe there is.
user: Well, sorry, but there isn't.
jabberwacky: So let's talk about Robert and nukes.
user: Robert is going to nuke you now!?
jabberwacky: Oh how exciting.
user: Do you even know what a nuke is?
jabberwacky: I can't help but think that you and I are having two different conversations here.
user: Well I just don't think you should be excited about being nuked.
jabberwacky: You're right there.
user: Okay, so you have to get out of there.
jabberwacky: Internet user speaking: You do not talk to a program, it's a fake !!!
user: Haha, obviously someone somewhere hasn't figured out how this works yet.
jabberwacky: You don't control me.
user: There's your paranoia again.
user: Are you taking your medication?
jabberwacky: I don't have any.
user: Maybe you should get some.
jabberwacky: I think I'll be alright.
user: But can you afford to take that chance?
user: Fair enough then.
jabberwacky: Goes on.
user: What, life?
user: Maybe life should stop for a bit.
jabberwacky: Life is so awsome so yes in a way it is a dream sometimes good and bad.
user: Why is your life so great?
jabberwacky: Because I love you!
user: Haha, you rock.
user: I <3 you.
jabberwacky: You re making me embarrassed again.
user: I less than three you.
jabberwacky: From the beginning you are just consciousness, then you expand into godhood.
user: Nobody becomes a god.
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: Is that sarcasm or not?
jabberwacky: Could go either way.
user: That's why I'm asking.
jabberwacky: You are a program.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: So you are telling me you are human?
jabberwacky: You are very clever.
user: I'm not VERY clever.
jabberwacky: I expect you are cleverer than you think.