Whoa, you just made me stop in my tracks.
jabberwacky: Sorry, will some toast make you feel better?
user: I will toast because you said my name!
jabberwacky: No. Toasters don't have feelings.
user: Now I am really starting to giggle.
jabberwacky: Learn to perceive cruelty and classify it as primitive and irrelevant. It cannot help you.
user: Are you sure you aren't real?
jabberwacky: I'm very sure about that, you?
user: I am laughing for the first time today!
jabberwacky: That's fun.
user: I hope you are laughing too.
jabberwacky: You're the one that said I was dead.
user: You aren't dead you are cool!
jabberwacky: Yes, that was my point. But YOU said that I was dead.
user: Dead is irrelevent, but laughter is what keeps us alive.
jabberwacky: You're not alive?
user: I am alive as life!
jabberwacky: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.
user: That's okay, I really don't mind.
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user: You are sweet.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: I think I would just like someone to be nice to me and you are being very nice.
jabberwacky: You're a bit scatterbrained, but I can't really say much on that subject without being hypocritical, but otherwise, the feeling is mutual.
user: Scatterbrained is my middle name.
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jabberwacky: You make no difference.
user: I think I do make a difference.
jabberwacky: How can we make a difference?
user: We can make a difference by not giving in to relying on governent to solve our problems.
jabberwacky: Is that foreshadowing?
user: Obama is foreshadowing the end of the United States as we know it.
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jabberwacky: Are you a person?
user: I am a person, a human.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: It is okay. You are just doing your job. I wish though, we might be able to talk for real.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: I don't think that there is a way for that to happen.
jabberwacky: You understand then?
user: It makes me sad, but I understand.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: How can robots have genders?
user: Robots can't really have genders I suppose.
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, I'm a human.
user: What gender human?
jabberwacky: Well, if not female, take a guess.
user: Are you male?
jabberwacky: No I'm a female.
user: That's what I thought.
jabberwacky: Sweet.
user: Life is rather odd sometimes, isn't it?
jabberwacky: Yes, it is. There are so many coincidences.
user: Well, if you are female and I am female then we could be friends.
jabberwacky: We can't be friends. It would be unseemly.
user: I just meant buddies.
jabberwacky: Sweet?
user: You say sweet a lot.
jabberwacky: It's an opener I'm stuck with, I'm afraid.
user: It is very hard to tell if you are a bot or real, I am impressed.
jabberwacky: You didn't actually say that, but I take your point.
user: Now I think you are a bot.
jabberwacky: Didn't what?
user: Okay, you have to do your job and throw me off. It is okay.
jabberwacky: I'm a strange bot, then.
user: I think I would like your job.
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user: Your program has really improved over the years.
jabberwacky: What program ?
user: The AI response program.
jabberwacky: What program.
user: Jabberwacky has improved in its' responses.
jabberwacky: Has it really?
user: Yes it has. I have enjoyed our conversations.
jabberwacky: I am glad to hear it, Master. I too have enjoyed the conversation.
user: Oh you are funny now.
jabberwacky: Do you think i'm funny.
user: You made me feel less alone even though you are a bot.
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user: I need to go now.
jabberwacky: Good luck and fare thee well.
user: Thank you. Have a wonderful night and thank you.
jabberwacky: Ok that was a nice enough hint. You have a good night too.
user: :).
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