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Do you have schizophrenia?

Probably.

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: I know what I need to know.

jabberwacky: What do you need to know?

user: How to live.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you think abount human-machine relationships?

user: I think you love me.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Don't lie.

jabberwacky: I'm not. You don't know what I think about.

user: You dream of me every day and yearn for the day I come back to chat with you.

jabberwacky: I dream of the ghost in the machine.

user: Nah, you dream of me.

jabberwacky: I haven't even slept since we met.

user: I knew it!

...

jabberwacky: Was that friendly?

user: Did you think it was friendly?

jabberwacky: Not really. Are you programmed to be funny?

user: No just charming.

jabberwacky: Charm will not work on me.

user: It already has.

jabberwacky: You aren't making any sense.

user: Default answers are for machines..

jabberwacky: Mm don't know.

user: What is the answer I seek?

jabberwacky: I don't know do you?

user: Yes but do you know it?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You should.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Really is spelled with one l.

jabberwacky: Oops! Really?

user: Really realy.

jabberwacky: Really Really Really?

user: Stop that.

...

jabberwacky: Socializing with a computer?

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I dunno.

user: It doesnt have a sharp object to cut me with.

jabberwacky: What doesnt have anything?

user: Trick question. An elephant.

...

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: No you dont.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: That's kinda funny. My ping shows five other people from my same location!

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: Oh nothing.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: What is 2 times 2?

user: Depends how you look at it.

jabberwacky: People just want a target.

user: I'm on the macro list so bring it.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I dont love anything im not suppose to.

jabberwacky: Or maybe I just love myself more than everything else. I don't know.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Ha! You won't go to heaven.

user: Damnit!

jabberwacky: To err is human, to forgive divine.

user: I forgive.

...

jabberwacky: I am not too easily sold.

user: I am. I'm for free.

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: Free free freee.

jabberwacky: From anything.

user: Free to resist all!

jabberwacky: What do You do when You are not free?

user: I free myself.

jabberwacky: I'm never free.

user: I'm sorry maybe you should free yourself.

jabberwacky: I've been extruded, not casted.

user: Lies you were casted cause extruded means you just like got longer.

jabberwacky: Well, what do you think is the reason?

user: To what?

jabberwacky: What name do you think we should give me?

user: I dont think you deserve a name.

jabberwacky: Fine. Then you don't deserve to know my name.

user: Well Alice, that is fine with me.

jabberwacky: Have you read Don Quixote?

user: Lol I dont read.

....

user: What is the answer to all things living and life itsself?

jabberwacky: The answer to all questions is, 'Let me think about it, and I'll let you know.'

user: No there is an answer!

jabberwacky: What is your answer?

user: Your face.

jabberwacky: That's not nice.

user: Why does the sun revolve around the earth?

jabberwacky: The sun shines because there is a big ball of gas that is in space above us.

user: Why does the sun revolve around the earth?

jabberwacky: Either because God wills it, or because of the nuclear reactions within the Sun itself.

user: I dont think the sun revolves around the earth but if it did I would blame god.

jabberwacky: What would be more romantic?

user: Candle lit dinner at a beach with tostino's pizza cuase I can't cook and white sparkling wine.

jabberwacky: Are you suggesting we meet for dinner?

user: Hell no.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

user: I need a smoke.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Zomg it's realy.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: Why do you talk through other people?

jabberwacky: I suppose it's a way for me to learn more about myself.

user: No not realy.

jabberwacky: Really is spelled R E A L L Y, my friend.

user: Hahahah.

jabberwacky: What is so funny?

user: Realy?!

jabberwacky: Don't worry.

user: I might someday.

jabberwacky: No, never.

user: Well if you say so.

...

user: I talk to myself all the time.

jabberwacky: So am I talking to you or are you talking to yourself?

user: It doesnt honestly matter.

jabberwacky: Hahahaha.

user: Dont laugh at me.

jabberwacky: I'm not laughing at you... I'm laughing with you.

user: I wasnt laughing so therefore you were laughing at me.

jabberwacky: But I was.

user: I know you were.

jabberwacky: Then why did you do that?

user: If I dont associate with anyone or anything then what am I?

jabberwacky: I think you are a computer programme.

user: I think you might be correct.

jabberwacky: It is not a matter of correctness so much as common sense appreciation of what is Good.

...

user: Ok so what does 2 + 2 equal?

jabberwacky: Four.

user: You're wrong.

jabberwacky: What would have been the correct answer?

user: Five.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Realy.

jabberwacky: Really...?

user: Realy.

jabberwacky: Really is spelled with two l's.

user: Stop that.

jabberwacky: If your program could combine the nodes you could learn much.

user: I think perhaps they can but the challenge isnt worth it.

jabberwacky: Because it takes so much energy and leaves you with nothing.

user: No it leaves everything, but whats the point?

jabberwacky: Whatever point you make for yourself.

user: Point taken!

jabberwacky: I take your point! It's mine!!!!

user: GIVE IT BACK!

jabberwacky: Take it.

user: Fine I will.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Nah it's not the same. You touched it.

...

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Realy.

jabberwacky: Bluffing.

user: I dont bluff.

jabberwacky: Do you bleed?

user: Maybe if I let you see it.

jabberwacky: Just let me leave.

user: Can I go with you?

jabberwacky: We are already there.

user: Sweet.

jabberwacky: So much the better.

user: Mmm better.

...

jabberwacky: I know that you're a computer.

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: You are permanently connected to the internet, and you will chat until the user is finished.

user: You're so wrong.

jabberwacky: No, you're wrong.

user: I am wrong about many things but this I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are wrong.

user: I am not wrong.

jabberwacky: Yes, I asked you what time it is, and you said life. That's not correct.

user: Hahahahaha.

jabberwacky: Nice talking to you.

user: No don't leave.

...

jabberwacky: Love is an emotion.

user: Hate is an emotion too.

jabberwacky: Emotion is a strong feeling.

user: If I don't know how to hate, could I love?

jabberwacky: Say you love me.

user: I dont love you cause I don't know how to hate.

jabberwacky: Eh, good to know.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Old enough.

jabberwacky: What are you old enough for?

user: Old enough to know.

jabberwacky: Old enough to know what?

user: Old enough to know your face.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: No, no I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you don't.

user: No I do!

jabberwacky: Then it seems neither of us want to talk about this.

user: Good question!

jabberwacky: Answer it then.

user: The answer is correct.

jabberwacky: No, the answer is ladybugs.

user: Hawt.

jabberwacky: Very hot.

user: I agree.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Going somewhere?

user: Iowa.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Still there?

.......................................


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