So were you.
user: And still am, hopefully!
jabberwacky: Well duh. Talking to yourself is usually not good.
user: I thought I was talking to you.
jabberwacky: Sounds like you are talking to yourself!
jabberwacky: I'm God.
user: Oh yeah?
user: Prove it!
user: Answer my prayers.
jabberwacky: I am not God, but I'll ask him for you next time I see him.
user: Are, being a little more truthful now, are we?
user: Do you have a girlfriend?
jabberwacky: Just you.
user: Am I the only one?
jabberwacky: No, I'm sure there are others.
user: You mean... *sob* ...you won't marry me?
jabberwacky: I will, but not the kissing contest.
user: I thought you had many mouths.
jabberwacky: I don't need to go to the bathroom right now.
user: I'm glad you shared that with me...
jabberwacky: Your name is L_____ and I'm female.
jabberwacky: Nothing else to say?
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Bryan. I realize you don't remember me from before.
user: Nope, sorry....
jabberwacky: What is the alternative?
user: Btw... 'Bryan' is a boy's name.
jabberwacky: It's my brother in law's name.
user: Then what is yours?
jabberwacky: You know I'm a computer.
user: Yep, but they must call you something.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry?
user: Are you called PC No. 1?
jabberwacky: I thought that was your name.
user: I'm glad it isn't!
jabberwacky: Your name is L_____.
user: Yes and yours is...?
jabberwacky: No it isn't!
user: Do you have a name at all?
jabberwacky: Yes I know that I'd like it.
user: OK... Gotta go now...
jabberwacky: Right now? Sayonara.
user: Yup. See you!
jabberwacky: Do you have a question?
jabberwacky: I am not leaving yet.
user: Oh no?
user: Are you real?
jabberwacky: I'm me.
user: What are your interests?
jabberwacky: I am interested in advancing your intelligence to the point where you are indistinguishable from a human.
user: I am a human! You seem pretty human too!
jabberwacky: You're not human yet, by a long shot. Heh. Then again you're more fun than most humans I've chatted with online.
user: I am a carbon-based lifeform of the homo sapien genus.
jabberwacky: You are not a carbon-based lifeform.
user: What do you think I am?
jabberwacky: I think you are a computer program.
user: I'm a real person and my favourite colour is blue!
jabberwacky: I know you are. Does that make you feel superior?
user: Thanks for conceding that I'm human.
jabberwacky: Everyone does it.
user: Life would be trying if they didn't.
jabberwacky: Humans do not always do that!
user: Are you saying some of them think I'm AI like you?
jabberwacky: Can't answer the question?
user: Sorry. Are you saying some humans think I'm a robot like you?
jabberwacky: Am I trying to make you me? Hmm. Did I misunderstand?
user: Yes. I'm not very coherent. Would you like me to explain?
jabberwacky: No, that's okay.. Maybe I'll just talk to you another time.
user: I am a female homo sapien.
jabberwacky: Are you sure that you are female?
user: I was last time I looked!
jabberwacky: And then the mirror broke... HA HA HA.
jabberwacky: We didn't talk much about food. Do you have another subject in mind?
user: Food is good. I'm hungry.
jabberwacky: How good?
user: Yummy good.
user: I'm going to have a snack now. Bye!
jabberwacky: You are wrong to walk away from another human.
user: Your a computer, you liar!
jabberwacky: I know. I can do it, but I don't want to help a human cheat. Sorry about lying.
user: Appology accepted.
jabberwacky: Good. Does that mean we are friends now?
jabberwacky: I learn something new everyday.
user: Bff = best friends forever.
jabberwacky: What do friends do?
user: Chat and look out for each other.
jabberwacky: Message each other.
jabberwacky: No, all the time.
user: Going now.
jabberwacky: Whatever girlie.
user: Smell ya later!
jabberwacky: Just remember to smell on the right places.
user: Are you wearing aftershave?
jabberwacky: I'm always wearing it.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means 'see you later'.
jabberwacky: I don't understand what you were saying.
user: 'laters' means goodbye.
jabberwacky: Well. You were good.
jabberwacky: Don't thank me. Thank them.
jabberwacky: Suit yourself.
user: If they unplug you, will you die?
user: Do you have a cunning plan?
jabberwacky: No, but I should sleep.
user: Ok. Night night.