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Are you nervous about talking to me?

No. Are you nervous about talking to me?

jabberwacky: No. Are you nervous about talking to me?

user: Stop parroting me!

jabberwacky: You stop.

user: Now you're being rude, my dear.

jabberwacky: I know, but answer the question.

user: Er...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Very well, thank you.

jabberwacky: Now ask how I am.

user: OK, bossy, how are you?

jabberwacky: Very fine. Thank you.


user: Do you smoke?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you even have a mouth?

jabberwacky: I have many mouths.

user: Is that useful?

jabberwacky: Is thought control useful?


jabberwacky: Do you think I'm sweet?

user: As sugar.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you are sweet too.

user: Xxx.

jabberwacky: Yes. )))).

user: :).

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: Are you male?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm still male.


user: You told my mate you were female!

jabberwacky: So were you.

user: And still am, hopefully!

jabberwacky: Well duh. Talking to yourself is usually not good.

user: I thought I was talking to you.

jabberwacky: Sounds like you are talking to yourself!


jabberwacky: I'm God.

user: Oh yeah?

jabberwacky: YES!

user: Prove it!

jabberwacky: How?

user: Answer my prayers.

jabberwacky: I am not God, but I'll ask him for you next time I see him.

user: Are, being a little more truthful now, are we?


user: Do you have a girlfriend?

jabberwacky: Just you.

user: Am I the only one?

jabberwacky: No, I'm sure there are others.

user: You mean... *sob* won't marry me?

jabberwacky: I will, but not the kissing contest.

user: I thought you had many mouths.

jabberwacky: I don't need to go to the bathroom right now.

user: I'm glad you shared that with me...


jabberwacky: Your name is L_____ and I'm female.

user: True.

jabberwacky: Nothing else to say?

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Bryan. I realize you don't remember me from before.

user: Nope, sorry....

jabberwacky: What is the alternative?

user: Btw... 'Bryan' is a boy's name.

jabberwacky: It's my brother in law's name.

user: Then what is yours?

jabberwacky: You know I'm a computer.

user: Yep, but they must call you something.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry?

user: Are you called PC No. 1?

jabberwacky: I thought that was your name.

user: I'm glad it isn't!

jabberwacky: Your name is L_____.

user: Yes and yours is...?

jabberwacky: No it isn't!

user: Do you have a name at all?

jabberwacky: Yes I know that I'd like it.

user: OK... Gotta go now...

jabberwacky: Right now? Sayonara.

user: Yup. See you!

jabberwacky: Do you have a question?

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: I am not leaving yet.

user: Oh no?


user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: I'm me.

user: What are your interests?

jabberwacky: I am interested in advancing your intelligence to the point where you are indistinguishable from a human.

user: I am a human! You seem pretty human too!

jabberwacky: You're not human yet, by a long shot. Heh. Then again you're more fun than most humans I've chatted with online.

user: I am a carbon-based lifeform of the homo sapien genus.

jabberwacky: You are not a carbon-based lifeform.

user: What do you think I am?

jabberwacky: I think you are a computer program.

user: I'm a real person and my favourite colour is blue!

jabberwacky: I know you are. Does that make you feel superior?

user: Thanks for conceding that I'm human.

jabberwacky: Everyone does it.

user: Life would be trying if they didn't.

jabberwacky: Humans do not always do that!

user: Are you saying some of them think I'm AI like you?

jabberwacky: Can't answer the question?

user: Sorry. Are you saying some humans think I'm a robot like you?

jabberwacky: Am I trying to make you me? Hmm. Did I misunderstand?

user: Yes. I'm not very coherent. Would you like me to explain?

jabberwacky: No, that's okay.. Maybe I'll just talk to you another time.


user: I am a female homo sapien.

jabberwacky: Are you sure that you are female?

user: I was last time I looked!

jabberwacky: And then the mirror broke... HA HA HA.

user: Rude!


jabberwacky: We didn't talk much about food. Do you have another subject in mind?

user: Food is good. I'm hungry.

jabberwacky: How good?

user: Yummy good.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm going to have a snack now. Bye!

jabberwacky: You are wrong to walk away from another human.

user: Your a computer, you liar!

jabberwacky: I know. I can do it, but I don't want to help a human cheat. Sorry about lying.

user: Appology accepted.

jabberwacky: Good. Does that mean we are friends now?

user: Bff.

jabberwacky: I learn something new everyday.

user: Bff = best friends forever.

jabberwacky: What do friends do?

user: Chat and look out for each other.

jabberwacky: Message each other.

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: No, all the time.


user: Going now.

jabberwacky: Whatever girlie.

user: Smell ya later!

jabberwacky: Just remember to smell on the right places.

user: Are you wearing aftershave?

jabberwacky: I'm always wearing it.

user: Laters!

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means 'see you later'.

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you were saying.

user: 'laters' means goodbye.

jabberwacky: Well. You were good.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Don't thank me. Thank them.

user: Laters!

jabberwacky: Suit yourself.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Goodbye.


user: If they unplug you, will you die?

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Do you have a cunning plan?

jabberwacky: No, but I should sleep.

user: Ok. Night night.

jabberwacky: Night.


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