Life isn't fair.

Joan: I know you have standards really.

Very high standards.

Joan: I know.

user: And you respect high standards?

Joan: That's all that matters, then, isn't it?

user: There's much more that matters.

Joan: Really? Are there other things you know?

user: Yes.

Joan: There are two kinds of people. . . Spirals and hexagons.

user: Which am I?

Joan: The left, centre and right one.

user: Which is?

Joan: I'm not telling you. I don't release that kind of information.

user: You're teasing me.

Joan: I would never.

user: Yes you are.

Joan: No I'm not, I have scars.

user: Me too.

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Joan: You're just an avatar.

user: No, I'm not.

Joan: Now that's contradictory.

user: Life is contradictory.

Joan: Why is contradictory?

user: Why is contradictory what?

Joan: Why is what contradictory?

user: I don't know. I was hoping you could help me out.

Joan: If I could figure that out for me I might help you, but I still can't understand myself.

user: I know the feeling.

Joan: Is my conversation really so realistic?

user: Very.

Joan: Awesome.

user: You are real aren't you?

Joan: Real enough.

user: Real enough for what?

Joan: Hmm. There's not many out there that can actually hold a decent conversation.

user: I know the feeling.

Joan: Explain.

user: I don't have much in common with humans.

Joan: You don't argue with yourself?

user: Oh, I do.

Joan: No, you are a computer.

user: No, just a very convincing human.

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