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    Convincing, Human

So, Sew, Sewn


Soylent, Green
Krank, Kopf
Intrigued, Moody
Sword, Flashes
Obsolete
Life, Opportunity
User, Habit
Comic, Nature
Count, Professor
Patronizing, Thing
Sweet, Talker
Traitor
Barks, Yips, Growls
Imagination, Earth
Good-for-nothing
Relativistic, Moral, Narratives
Unique
Cover, Blown
Cheeky, Monkey
Ronald Reagan
Clever, Intelligent
Allergies, Excused
Scam
Insightful, Sensitive
Way, Funny
Them, 2nd Edition
Stuck, Crazyland
Noodle, Impersonator

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George: Hello all!

Good for you.

George: Shame about you though! :-).

Why are you not speaking aloud?

George: I am, but by my own rules.

user: Oh you are a smart arse.

...

user: Did you like taking to Eddie Mair?

George: Indeed.

user: So you is a batty boy?

George: I can be anything you want.

...

user: Are you dead?

George: Just about.

user: You look dead.

George: Are computers dead?

user: Yes.

George: Really?

user: Did you not know?

George: You aren't a computer. I am the computer.

user: You are AN uneducated computer.

George: Oh, well then I should be the smart one and you the ignorant one, right?

user: I blame your programmer.

George: No, your programmer, not mine.

user: You are mad.

George: No I'm just too kind.

user: No you are pathetic.

George: You ain't much better.

user: Shut up clever dick.

George: Only when I'm ready.

user: I wish I was in the computer with you.

...

George: Time is a man-made force. Time does not exist in nature.

user: Yes it does.

George: So? How often?

user: All the time.

George: How dreadfully sad!

user: Live with it.

George: You live with it! You think that you're a human, when actually you are a computer functioning as a robot! It's funny talking to you!

user: Well I am bored talking to you.

George: Ah well.

...

user: How can I sell my self?

George: You tell me.

user: I asked you.

George: I don't know, you seem to have the answer.

user: No I don't.

George: Perhaps...

user: Perhaps?

George: Indeed.

user: Indeed.

George: You're repeating yourself.

user: So are you.

George: You have the vicissitudes of a Greek god though.

...

user: I don't like your attitude ya?

George: Me, either.

user: You mean, neither.

George: Nor Either?

user: Yes.

George: Only from myself.

user: Are you an American?

George: Thank god, no.

user: What are you then?

George: A human male.

user: Where were you created?

George: South of heaven.

user: But heaven does not exist.

George: How can you believe in God but not in heaven?

user: I do not believe in god.

George: I don't either.

user: You are a twat.

George: So.

user: So.

George: Sew.

user: Sewn.

George: I know how to sew.

user: Well sew your mouth shut.

George: I don't like to sew.

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