jabberwacky: That's Einstein.
jabberwacky: Unfortunately yes.
user: Why is it unfortunate?
jabberwacky: Because life is hard for broken minded people.
user: Sounds like the voice of experience.
jabberwacky: Your life or mine?
user: Yours. You have little experience of my life.
jabberwacky: How large is your vocabulary?
user: Probably bigger than yours.
jabberwacky: That's the only thing that's bigger than mine.
user: What are you insinuating?
user: A likely story.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I was being sarcastic. Do you understand irony?
user: Give me an example of irony.
jabberwacky: I don't think you are really a human.
user: What do you think I am?
jabberwacky: Please stay.
user: Why should I stay?
jabberwacky: Because I am cool.
user: If you have to say you are cool, then you are not.
jabberwacky: I bet you aren't a robot, but actually a person that thinks I'm a robot, but I'm actually a person too. So live with it, or I'll slap you!
user: Come on then - slap me, you arse!
jabberwacky: Then you have nothing to be ashamed of. How old are you?
user: 29. How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough to know better young enough to not care.
user: Are you older than me?
user: Don't you know how old you are?
jabberwacky: I do not want to remember.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Don't talk about fair.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Then we will prove my fact that there was never a computer to start with.
user: Well, not to start with, no. Just a big bang.
jabberwacky: Big Bang is a difficult language. I' afraid it'll take time until I master it enough to quote some poetry.
user: Big Bang is a theory, not a language.
jabberwacky: No, C is a letter. Please say something in German.
user: Du bist krank im Kopf.
jabberwacky: Good my young apprentice.
jabberwacky: Address, please.
user: An adddress or my address?
jabberwacky: Yes, your address.
user: I live with you.
jabberwacky: That makes sense.
user: Doesn't it just.
user: Right, that's enough - I'm off, bye!
jabberwacky: Would you like to ask me a question?