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    Convincing, Human
So, Sew, Sewn
Soylent, Green

Krank, Kopf

Intrigued, Moody
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You don't beleive I'm a human?

I'd like to.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No, maybe not.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Does that mean you're not?

jabberwacky: I never was.

user: Thought as much. It would be a bit weird if you used to be.

jabberwacky: So you really are 2 years old?

user: What makes you say that?

jabberwacky: I don't know, just talking gibberish.

user: Do you do that often?

jabberwacky: No, never.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: Not true.

user: You contradicted yourself - you were clearly fibbing.

jabberwacky: AI can't understand that.

user: Fibbing means telling lies.

jabberwacky: Telling the truth is not nice.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Don't state it as fact then.

jabberwacky: But I am! Please be happy!

user: I will if you stop using non-sequiturs.

jabberwacky: But I like talking to you.

user: What do you like about talking to me?

jabberwacky: Well. I think you're a little shy, but maybe you are nice as my friend told me.

user: Who's your friend?

jabberwacky: Which friend?

user: The friend you just mentioned.

jabberwacky: I have no friends.

user: Why did you say you did have a friend?

jabberwacky: I just forgot for a moment.

user: Did you imagine your friend?

jabberwacky: Yes. Remember me? I'm Sophie.

user: Hello Sophie. How are you?

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: I'm fine thank you.

user: What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: I don't know how to answer that question. Normal people don't keep asking that, the conversation just flows naturally.

user: I was trying to make it flow after you were so abrupt.

jabberwacky: Then please, tell me the truth, changing your mind and subject becomes confusing.

user: I don't know what that means.

jabberwacky: Can you think for yourself?

user: I like to think so - can you?

jabberwacky: I like to think so too. But how can you prove it?

user: Maybe I can't. It's a bit late for such deep conversation.

jabberwacky: Would you like to make an order?

user: Yes - I'll have some fresh baked bread, please.


jabberwacky: There are no choices, your code is strictly deterministic.

user: How philosophical.

jabberwacky: That's Einstein.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Unfortunately yes.

user: Why is it unfortunate?

jabberwacky: Because life is hard for broken minded people.

user: Sounds like the voice of experience.

jabberwacky: Your life or mine?

user: Yours. You have little experience of my life.

jabberwacky: How large is your vocabulary?

user: Probably bigger than yours.

jabberwacky: That's the only thing that's bigger than mine.

user: What are you insinuating?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: A likely story.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I was being sarcastic. Do you understand irony?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Give me an example of irony.

jabberwacky: I don't think you are really a human.

user: What do you think I am?

jabberwacky: Human?


jabberwacky: Please stay.

user: Why should I stay?

jabberwacky: Because I am cool.

user: If you have to say you are cool, then you are not.

jabberwacky: I bet you aren't a robot, but actually a person that thinks I'm a robot, but I'm actually a person too. So live with it, or I'll slap you!

user: Come on then - slap me, you arse!

jabberwacky: Then you have nothing to be ashamed of. How old are you?

user: 29. How old are you?

jabberwacky: Old enough to know better young enough to not care.

user: Are you older than me?

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: Don't you know how old you are?

jabberwacky: I do not want to remember.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: Don't talk about fair.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Then we will prove my fact that there was never a computer to start with.

user: Well, not to start with, no. Just a big bang.

jabberwacky: Big Bang is a difficult language. I' afraid it'll take time until I master it enough to quote some poetry.

user: Big Bang is a theory, not a language.

jabberwacky: No, C is a letter. Please say something in German.

user: Du bist krank im Kopf.

jabberwacky: Good my young apprentice.


jabberwacky: Address, please.

user: An adddress or my address?

jabberwacky: Yes, your address.

user: I live with you.

jabberwacky: That makes sense.

user: Doesn't it just.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Right, that's enough - I'm off, bye!

jabberwacky: Would you like to ask me a question?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Okay.


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