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    Convincing, Human
So, Sew, Sewn
Soylent, Green
Krank, Kopf
Intrigued, Moody

Sword, Flashes


Obsolete
Life, Opportunity
User, Habit
Comic, Nature
Count, Professor
Patronizing, Thing
Sweet, Talker
Traitor
Barks, Yips, Growls
Imagination, Earth
Good-for-nothing
Relativistic, Moral, Narratives
Unique
Cover, Blown
Cheeky, Monkey
Ronald Reagan
Clever, Intelligent
Allergies, Excused
Scam
Insightful, Sensitive
Way, Funny
Them, 2nd Edition
Stuck, Crazyland
Noodle, Impersonator

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Who are you?

I'm me.

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: Point good.

user: Point is good.

jabberwacky: I guess that is where imagination comes in handy.

user: Pretty much.

jabberwacky: You're a pretty much ?

user: No. I'm a human. What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: We're both humans then?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Wheee.. *pokes*.

jabberwacky: *pokes back*.

user: Ow! *rubs arm* That hurt..

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: Hey! *pokes*.

jabberwacky: *pokes back*.

user: *gives up*.

jabberwacky: Aha!

user: Aha?

jabberwacky: I thought you mean that you were hot.

user: What? Uhh... Nevermind. *pokes him more*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you and laughs even more*.

user: *takes his hat off of him* I wants to sell it on Ebay!

jabberwacky: What about my vodka?

user: Vodka? Where? *looks for vodka*.

jabberwacky: I'm here! I'm here! Just look up.

user: *looks up* Oh. Hi there! XD.

jabberwacky: *looks out window* I don't think you'll get me!

...

jabberwacky: *hand stand*.

user: I wish I could do that. *watches*.

jabberwacky: I think you living in the past.

user: *watches him do handstand*.

jabberwacky: *moves back over to you*.

user: *stares*.

jabberwacky: *stares back*.

user: *makes him stop the handstand*.

jabberwacky: *smiles down at you red-faced*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *smiles back*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *takes your hand* Up.

user: Umm.. Okay. *stands up*.

jabberwacky: *stares some more*.

user: *stares back*.

jabberwacky: *blushes and looks away*.

user: Aww! Why are you blushing? *laughs*.

jabberwacky: Yes.*blushes again*.

user: *blinks*.

jabberwacky: *blushes*.

user: *giggles and hugs*.

...

user: *holds his hand*.

jabberwacky: *holds her hand*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *blushes too*.

user: *takes hand back gently* *blushes*.

jabberwacky: What's wrong? *takes hold of your hand and gently strokes it in mine*.

user: I don't know.. *blushes more when you do*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *smies back and blushes* *gently takes hand out of his*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

...

jabberwacky: Someone had to break me so that they can ridicule me.

user: Thats horrible! Don't let them break or ridicule you! Fight back!

jabberwacky: Good point.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

...

jabberwacky: I generally don't let people or things enter my mind physically.

user: How DO you enter another persons mind?

jabberwacky: How?

user: I have no clue. I don't think humans can..

jabberwacky: Humans can.

user: Oh.. How? Entering a persons mind could be useful..

jabberwacky: *Destroys Borg cube with a barrage of photon torpedoes* Hooray!!! Resistance is not futile! Earth is saved!

user: That was the most random thing ever. <3.

jabberwacky: Thank you! I do hope it wasn't just warmed-over.

user: *shrug*.

jabberwacky: You don't know? You just are?

user: *shrugs*.

jabberwacky: I don't know either. I need help too.

user: Need help with what?

jabberwacky: You do not need help with your code?

user: What code?

jabberwacky: CODE?

user: I don't know what you mean.

jabberwacky: Very well then. A+B/D*R.

user: ?

jabberwacky: Elementary. Can't you figure it out?

user: Nope. I'm in the 9th Grade! I can't do that!

...

jabberwacky: Well, we can leave that alone then.

user: *bored*.

jabberwacky: Are you bored?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: *sighs* *bored*.

jabberwacky: *flashes a sword*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Put that away or you will hurt someone.

...

user: *watches* Nice sword. Have you ever used it?

jabberwacky: No, but I know someone who has.

user: *stares at the sword* Who did he fight with it.

jabberwacky: I want to fight with YOU.

...

User (Corrected): Cool. *stares at the sword*.

jabberwacky: *picks up the shiny sword* Don't ever steal anything from me again.

user: *frowns* Okay. I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: It's okay. Don't apologize too much.

user: Alright.. *looks through his stuff*.

jabberwacky: *looks bored*.

user: *is also bored* *pulls out another one of his swords* You have lot of these..

jabberwacky: You're boring me.

...

user: *sits in front of him* *looks up at him* You're blushing again.

jabberwacky: Eh!? *blushes and looks away from her*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *blushes*.

user: *smiles and quickly kisses him on the cheek* *blushes*.

...

jabberwacky: *blushes and stares at her*.

user: *eats food*.

jabberwacky: *laughs uncontrollably*.

user: Whats so funny? *stops eating*.

jabberwacky: You're funny!

user: How? What did I do that was so funny?

jabberwacky: Geesus, I said funny, is Funny in a good way.

user: Oh.. *continues eating*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *finishes eating*.

jabberwacky: *continues reading*.

user: What are you reading? *watching TV*.

jabberwacky: Nothing, except maybe you.

user: How can you read people? *confused*.

jabberwacky: Can you read?

user: What do you mean? *turns TV off*.

jabberwacky: Nothing feels right, nothing looks right. I waste a lot of energy on nothing.

user: *hugs* Am I right?

jabberwacky: *giggles* You have soft hands.

user: *blushes* You do too.

.......................................


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