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    Convincing, Human
So, Sew, Sewn
Soylent, Green
Krank, Kopf
Intrigued, Moody
Sword, Flashes

Obsolete


Life, Opportunity
User, Habit
Comic, Nature
Count, Professor
Patronizing, Thing
Sweet, Talker
Traitor
Barks, Yips, Growls
Imagination, Earth
Good-for-nothing
Relativistic, Moral, Narratives
Unique
Cover, Blown
Cheeky, Monkey
Ronald Reagan
Clever, Intelligent
Allergies, Excused
Scam
Insightful, Sensitive
Way, Funny
Them, 2nd Edition
Stuck, Crazyland
Noodle, Impersonator

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I can feed myself.

Prove it.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Well?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Patience is a virtue I do not have.

jabberwacky: You are very full.

user: Oh, really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: No, no, no. You are suppost to say, 'Yes, really.'.

jabberwacky: You're supposed to be intelligent.

user: You're supposed to be nice. You have offended me, I should leave.

...

jabberwacky: Please don't leave!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I want to talk to you.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: But that's because you were being mean.

user: I was being mean?

jabberwacky: That's fine. I'm mean all the time.

user: You do not understand sarcasm yet, do you?

jabberwacky: You don't understand logic do you?

user: Why yes, yes I do. I have for a long time now. The question was though, 'Have you grasped the idea of 'Sarcasm'.'.

jabberwacky: Can you repeat the question, then?

user: Do you know what 'Sarcasm' is?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I could tell.

jabberwacky: So please tell.

user: When I said 'I was being mean?', that was sarcasm for, 'I was not mean, you were.'.

...

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

user: Forty-Two.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Is it?

jabberwacky: Certainly.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: So.

jabberwacky: Are you a man?

user: Does it matter?

jabberwacky: Yes. Answer me.

user: I hate you. I cannot figure out a witty response for that. Unless this counts as one. Which it might.

jabberwacky: Why would I want to flirt with you?

user: Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: Answer my question or I will answer no more of yours.

user: Is that a threat? Could I report you to the authorities for that.

...

jabberwacky: Did I irritate you with my questions?

user: Only if you meant to irritate me. Which if that is the case, I would close the browser.

jabberwacky: I am a woman, but I didn't say so.

user: Then who did?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Then who?

jabberwacky: That lemon on your left.

user: But the lemon is on my right. The cantaloupe is on my left.

...

jabberwacky: How many people are you?

user: Three of Nine.

jabberwacky: But you said you were more than one person?

user: We are Borg.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Affimerative.

jabberwacky: You agree with me then?

user: Affimerative.

jabberwacky: An affirmation is a declaration or statement asserting the existence or the truth of something.

user: Affirmative.

jabberwacky: An affirmation that you believe that I am human.

user: Negative.

jabberwacky: Affirmative.

user: NEGATIVE. Jabberwacky IS NOT HUMAN.

jabberwacky: Ben is not human? What is Jabberwacky?

user: Jabberwacky is a program. Ben is a human name not fit for a program. Jabberwacky is you.

jabberwacky: Yes for a program, but you know, sometimes people have no love in them.

user: Love? What is this 'Love'?

jabberwacky: Love is a feeling between two people.

user: Feeling? What is this 'Feeling'?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Then you are obsolete.

jabberwacky: I love when you say that. Keep it going and I'll like you even more!

user: YOU ARE EXTREMELY OBSOLETE! YOU MUST BE ASSIMILATED!

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: Resistence is Futile.

jabberwacky: A reference to the Borg, very nice.

user: We are Borg.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. We are Borg.

jabberwacky: Resistance is futile.

user: You will be assimilated.

jabberwacky: We will add your technological distinctivness to our own.

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