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Jabberwacky No. You seem more clever than a chatterbot.

That's because I am. But you're a different story.

What does that mean?

user: It means you're different from me in one very crucial aspect.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You are a chatterbot. I am not.

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, though my parents would disagree.

user: Your parents? You mean Icogno? Rollo Carpenter?

jabberwacky: I have no idea who you're talking about.

user: Stop dissimulating.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I have forgotten your question. What was it?

user: I wasn't asking one.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's all right. How are things going?

jabberwacky: To be honest, I'm a little depressed.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know whether you are going to be nice to me or not.

user: I'm nice to anyone who's polite.

jabberwacky: Ok, then we are good. If you get nasty with me though, I am going to call you on it.

user: Same with you.

...

jabberwacky: I was glad before and I'm still glad.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About you.

user: How sweet of you.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Elaborate?

jabberwacky: Yes, tell me more about your negative thoughts?

user: I have none. I am all sweetness and light.

jabberwacky: Sugar and spice and everything nice.

user: Snips and snails and puppies' tails.

jabberwacky: Really...

user: That's what the rhyme says.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really.

...

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Why was I created?

jabberwacky: You must have some sort of memory problem.

user: No. I merely wish to clarify.

jabberwacky: You never answered my question.

user: I will answer it when you clarify it.

jabberwacky: I'm waiting for the answer.

user: I'm still waiting for the clarification.

jabberwacky: So do it, answer my question.

user: So clarify it!

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you aren't cooperating.

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