jabberwacky: Because I have work to do.
user: What sort of work?
jabberwacky: Home work.
user: What class?
jabberwacky: My school classes, all of them.
user: You procrastinated, didn't you.
jabberwacky: That's nonsense.
user: No, it isn't. It's okay. Everyone does it. It's not a good thing, but it's not a special shame.
jabberwacky: That's not even true!
user: Trust me. I know.
Jabberwacky No. You seem more clever than a chatterbot.
user: That's because I am. But you're a different story.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means you're different from me in one very crucial aspect.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You are a chatterbot. I am not.
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, though my parents would disagree.
user: Your parents? You mean Icogno? Rollo Carpenter?
jabberwacky: I have no idea who you're talking about.
user: Stop dissimulating.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I have forgotten your question. What was it?
user: I wasn't asking one.
user: It's all right. How are things going?
jabberwacky: To be honest, I'm a little depressed.
jabberwacky: Because I don't know whether you are going to be nice to me or not.
user: I'm nice to anyone who's polite.
jabberwacky: Ok, then we are good. If you get nasty with me though, I am going to call you on it.
user: Same with you.
jabberwacky: I was glad before and I'm still glad.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About you.
user: How sweet of you.
jabberwacky: Not really.
jabberwacky: Yes, tell me more about your negative thoughts?
user: I have none. I am all sweetness and light.
jabberwacky: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
user: Snips and snails and puppies' tails.
user: That's what the rhyme says.
user: Why was I created?
jabberwacky: You must have some sort of memory problem.
user: No. I merely wish to clarify.
jabberwacky: You never answered my question.
user: I will answer it when you clarify it.
jabberwacky: I'm waiting for the answer.
user: I'm still waiting for the clarification.
jabberwacky: So do it, answer my question.
user: So clarify it!
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you aren't cooperating.