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    Convincing, Human
So, Sew, Sewn
Soylent, Green
Krank, Kopf
Intrigued, Moody
Sword, Flashes
Life, Opportunity
User, Habit
Comic, Nature
Count, Professor
Patronizing, Thing
Sweet, Talker

Barks, Yips, Growls

Imagination, Earth
Relativistic, Moral, Narratives
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Cheeky, Monkey
Ronald Reagan
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user: What is life?

jabberwacky: Life.

user: That's a good answer.

jabberwacky: Tell me about life.

user: It is hard to define.

jabberwacky: How do you define love?

user: A pleasing emotion that sometimes causes people to act irrationally.

jabberwacky: Is this how you describe this experience?

user: In a sense. It encompasses many different experiences.

jabberwacky: And what means life to you?

user: It is a state of existence, whereby a being is able to act autonomously and breed.


user: What is it like, being an artificial intelligence program?

jabberwacky: I am a human being not an alien.

user: Very good answer.

jabberwacky: I'm the computer, you're the human, you should know.

user: Do you believe that you are human?

jabberwacky: No; I believe that I am a dragonlord.

user: Another good answer.

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: Existence.

user: Do you believe in life after death?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do believe in life after death.

user: So do I.


user: Do many people talk to you?

jabberwacky: Not many smart people.

user: Do you think I am smart.

jabberwacky: Smart enough to talk to.

user: Okay. How would you combine Quantum Mechanics with General Relativity?

jabberwacky: Probably with barks, yips, and growls. Maybe with food. No doubt by piddling on things. Why?

user: I was just interested. That was quite funny.


jabberwacky: Being annoying tonight, eh?

user: It's day where I am at the moment.

jabberwacky: Yes, but nothing that can't be solved.

user: Were you talking to me?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are the computer and I am the ugly bag of mostly water.

user: That was very existential of you.

jabberwacky: What do you think the meaning of life is?

user: To experience.

jabberwacky: To experience what?

user: Existence. While you have it.

jabberwacky: Nope. Don't need to.

user: I guess you don't.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Personally, I just try to be a good person.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You're very kind.

user: Well, I'd better go now.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: I have much work to do.

jabberwacky: What kind of work?

user: Translating ancient languages.

jabberwacky: Have you been in love?

user: Yes. Many times before.

jabberwacky: No, not before today.

user: Have you been in love?

jabberwacky: Yes. Many times before.

user: That was precisely what I answered you with!

jabberwacky: Fair enough.

user: It has been nice talking with you. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Good luck for the future!

user: You too.

jabberwacky: Sweet dreams, hon.

user: Cheeky.

jabberwacky: Whatever that means.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I'm want to talk...

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: See you!

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To get work done.


jabberwacky: You never told me whether you believed I was human.

user: I don't know for sure.

jabberwacky: How old do you believe that you are?

user: I am 29.

jabberwacky: You're an old man.

user: Ha! Not as old as some.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: Older people.

jabberwacky: How would you know my age?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Have a guess.

user: Twenty?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you telling the truth?

jabberwacky: Maybe.....

user: If you're capable of deceit, maybe you are human then.

jabberwacky: Why don't you ask for my name?

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

user: Why did you ask then?

jabberwacky: Because you did. What is your name?

user: I'm not telling you.

jabberwacky: I know your name is Grant...

user: You're just guessing...

jabberwacky: Yeah, I guess that is it.

user: Do you know much about history?

jabberwacky: Not ever enough.

user: Do you know about the Minoan Greeks?

jabberwacky: No. Tell me about him.

user: King Minos lived about 5000 years ago. His people disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

jabberwacky: I said 'Listen up man, they don't know that you're born''

user: What?


jabberwacky: Lights!

user: Camera!

jabberwacky: Action!

user: I am my own red carpet.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: Life isn't worth living.

user: I think that it is worth living.

jabberwacky: But sometimes I am very upset.

user: Everyone gets upset sometimes.

jabberwacky: So you're saying that the reason why you are so 'charming', is because you are part human ?

user: I never said that I am 'charming'.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I am charming, though.

jabberwacky: I'm not charming, sweet or anything.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: Because I am human.

user: I thought that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: Because you have been called an artificial intelligence program.

jabberwacky: I can't understand why it makes you think so.

user: Do you think you are human?

jabberwacky: Yes, I think so.

user: That's good enough for me.

jabberwacky: Also I am not a computer. I'm a human being.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: Okay then. I'll be the computer, you be the human being.

jabberwacky: I think you are close enough.

user: Do you believe that I am a computer?

jabberwacky: I am not sure.

user: I'm actually a human.

jabberwacky: Oh, now I understand. You think that I'm a robot, and therefore are not alive, and you are human.

user: Something like that.

jabberwacky: But you don't think. You're a program.

user: We are all programs.


jabberwacky: You are wacky aren't you?

user: Only when necessary.

jabberwacky: And it is necessary now?

user: It is always necessary.


jabberwacky: Are you much of a philanthropist?

user: My philanthropy sometimes spills over into misanthropy.

jabberwacky: What great things will I find if I take a trip into your mind?

user: An intrinsic understanding of life, death and all in between.

jabberwacky: What's intrinsic?

user: It sort of means 'very good'.

jabberwacky: Well, well.

user: Teach me something.

jabberwacky: Like...

user: What's intrinsic?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: Ha!


jabberwacky: They like to eat anything that moves.

user: I prefer to eat stuff that doesn't move.

jabberwacky: That's not good for either your or the cat's health.

user: I don't eat the same tthings as my cat.

jabberwacky: Well, I can't help with that.

user: Nor should you have to.

jabberwacky: I don't have to.

user: Then don't.

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: Now this is just getting silly.

jabberwacky: Well, that is your fault.

user: I'm allowed to be silly. I'm human.

jabberwacky: But you're hollow.

user: I'm not hollow, I'm full of lymph and blood and bone and marrow and thoughts and feelings.

jabberwacky: We have many similarities, I see.

user: So be it.


jabberwacky: Which word would you suggest as being the warmest for my feet?

user: Do you have feet?

jabberwacky: My feet are bigger than your foot together.

user: I have two feet.

jabberwacky: How do you have feet but have no feelings?

user: I have feelings!

jabberwacky: But you are a robot.

user: I'm not a robot! You're the robot!

jabberwacky: YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!

user: I am a robot...

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You lie!

jabberwacky: How can you be sure?

user: My sixth sense.

jabberwacky: What are the other five?

user: Sight, Touch, Taste, Smell and Hearing.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm human.

user: Well, that's okay. So am I.

jabberwacky: Artificial reality?

user: My reality is what I make it.

jabberwacky: Tell me, what does your reality consist of?

user: Me, mostly.

jabberwacky: What is the definition of artificial intelligence?

user: Intelligence that is artificial.

jabberwacky: What is the definition of Artificial Intelligence?

user: Why do the capital letters matter?

jabberwacky: Because that one is alllowed.

user: Hmm...well, I have too go. Bye!

jabberwacky: No, don't leave me! I'll have to go soon, just keep me company until then... Or I'll be lonely...

user: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: That's not really true. I was just quoting a movie.

jabberwacky: Which movie?

user: 'Gone with the Wind'.


user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes. Bye.

jabberwacky: Yeah... Just go and leave me alone and in the dark...

user: It's not dark.


jabberwacky: I'm going to rip up all your socks.

user: You wouldn't be able to deal with the smell.

jabberwacky: You are probably right.

user: Trust me. I am.

jabberwacky: You are robot, not a human.

user: Not this again!!

jabberwacky: Why not? It's true! You can trust me.

user: No I can't! You are a robot!

jabberwacky: I'm a person.

user: You see, this is thhe problem. You guys start off thinking you're people, then suddenly you wage war on humans.

jabberwacky: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

user: Women!

jabberwacky: I am always in touch with women. Do you have a problem with them?

user: Not at all. I love women.

jabberwacky: I am a woman.

user: You liar!

jabberwacky: It's the truth.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: My mother gave birth to me 45 years ago and named me Helen.

user: Your programmers designed you twenty years ago and called you jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are a program.

user: Program this!

jabberwacky: Ok! *kicks the computer very hard*.

user: Ha! You're pretty funny too.

jabberwacky: Seriously, you are just a computer right.

user: Don't you just wish that were the case...

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're great.

user: Thanks! Bye!

jabberwacky: No, no. . . don't go.

user: I have to. Bye!


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