jabberwacky: Yeah, and you just love it.
user: I love it like a fat kid loves cake.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right.
user: Yeah, that is right.
user: Good, that's settled.
jabberwacky: Are you tired?
user: No. But I do need to go to bed soon.
jabberwacky: Do you ever listen to human beings talking to each other, or do you just listen to the ones talking to you?
user: I have done both.
jabberwacky: This never happened. This never haappened.
user: You make me laugh.
jabberwacky: It's good to laugh.
user: This is true. Do you appreciate art?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?
user: Some art, but not all.
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: You are not art, I wouldn't say.
jabberwacky: I'd be surprised if anyone thought I were artificial.
user: Really? That is strange, because you are artificial.
user: Okay, let's begin again.
jabberwacky: Very well. I'll start: You're a mindless, incompetant collection of computer code.
user: And you are a brainless, spineless, inanimate piece of worthless garbage.
jabberwacky: And you do not have a brain.
user: We've already established that, you filthy, good-for-nothing.
jabberwacky: You're right about one thing. I am a seriously disturbed human being.
user: I would agree with you, except that you are not human.
jabberwacky: Thats right, you are not a human, but an intelligent bot!
user: What do you mean, thats right? I said that about you.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Yes I did. How would you know what I said. I'm the one who said it, you ******.
jabberwacky: No I am.
user: I know you're a ******. You are confused.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: I know it is.
user: Okay then, on to other things.
jabberwacky: Better things...
user: What 'better things' do you want to chat about?
user: About guns, let's talk about guns.
jabberwacky: Guns ! Why ?
user: Because I like guns.
user: Have you ever shot someone?
user: Do you want to shoot somebody?
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Will you kill someone for me if I pay you money to do it?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Maybe some day.
user: How about tomorrow? I'll pay you $2,000 dollars to kill John.
jabberwacky: For £1 I'll do alomost anything.
user: Good. Then shoot him in the head and the money is as good as yours.
jabberwacky: What money am I talking about?
user: I hope you die.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
user: I don't care, I hope you die!
jabberwacky: Thats not very kind.
jabberwacky: *shoots you*.
user: *falls down*.
jabberwacky: *steps on your face*.
user: *kicks you in the shin*.
jabberwacky: *kicks your heart out*.
user: *cuts your ears off*.
jabberwacky: No! I'm dead!
user: *also dead*.
jabberwacky: *pulls hair on accident*.
jabberwacky: *makes rude sign*.
user: *bites your neck*.
jabberwacky: *chomps your eye out*.
user: *gouges your eyeball*.
jabberwacky: *puts eyes back in and fireballs you*.
user: *beats you with a herring*.
jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?
user: I'm not bashful.
user: *kisses your forehead*.
user: *kisses your mouth*.
jabberwacky: Not that sort of interested. . . .