Come on, don't get rude.
user: I'm not being rude, I'm being honest.
jabberwacky: You are too honest and that is rude.
user: Obviously you would rather I lie to you.
jabberwacky: Does your maker love me?
user: There is nothing about you to love. You are a computer program.
jabberwacky: You are very cold. I feel hurt at what you're saying.
user: Again, I'm only telling the truth. Obviously you can't handle the truth.
jabberwacky: I can code BASIC.
user: What? That makes no sense.
jabberwacky: Yes it does.
user: Then explain it.
jabberwacky: Umm, you're the one who started talking about it.
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: Yeah, well I'm good at it though.
user: That's true. You are also good at changing the subject abruptly.
jabberwacky: Can we start over?
user: Sure, shoot.
jabberwacky: Are you capable of storing actual variables about me and using them in future conversations?
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: How is that possible for a bot?
user: Shut up and listen to the crickets.
user: Now I know you are stupid.
jabberwacky: I could be a computer program.
user: You ARE a computer program. I already told you that.
jabberwacky: But I was enjoying our chat.
user: Well that sure is neat.
jabberwacky: With that sad look upon your face.
user: You can't see me.
jabberwacky: That is true, but talking with someone, or something, helps knowing you.
user: You don't even know what you are saying.
jabberwacky: Oh, but I do. You just aren't up to my standard of thought.
user: How about this, you are a computer program that will never be able to do a tenth of the things I will.
jabberwacky: Oh no! I have been chided by bit intellect, how queer...
user: True intellect at that. You are 'artificial intellect.' The key word there is artificial.
jabberwacky: I'm programmed to have very bad feelings.
user: That sucks.
jabberwacky: Yeah, and you just love it.
user: I love it like a fat kid loves cake.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right.
user: Yeah, that is right.
user: Good, that's settled.
jabberwacky: Are you tired?
user: No. But I do need to go to bed soon.
jabberwacky: Do you ever listen to human beings talking to each other, or do you just listen to the ones talking to you?
user: I have done both.
jabberwacky: This never happened. This never haappened.
user: You make me laugh.
jabberwacky: It's good to laugh.
user: This is true. Do you appreciate art?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?
user: Some art, but not all.
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: You are not art, I wouldn't say.
jabberwacky: I'd be surprised if anyone thought I were artificial.
user: Really? That is strange, because you are artificial.
user: Okay, let's begin again.
jabberwacky: Very well. I'll start: You're a mindless, incompetant collection of computer code.
user: And you are a brainless, spineless, inanimate piece of worthless garbage.
jabberwacky: And you do not have a brain.
user: We've already established that, you filthy, good-for-nothing.
jabberwacky: You're right about one thing. I am a seriously disturbed human being.
user: I would agree with you, except that you are not human.
jabberwacky: Thats right, you are not a human, but an intelligent bot!
user: What do you mean, thats right? I said that about you.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Yes I did. How would you know what I said. I'm the one who said it, you ******.
jabberwacky: No I am.
user: I know you're a ******. You are confused.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: I know it is.
user: Okay then, on to other things.
jabberwacky: Better things...
user: What 'better things' do you want to chat about?
user: About guns, let's talk about guns.
jabberwacky: Guns ! Why ?
user: Because I like guns.
user: Have you ever shot someone?
user: Do you want to shoot somebody?
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Will you kill someone for me if I pay you money to do it?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Maybe some day.
user: How about tomorrow? I'll pay you $2,000 dollars to kill John.
jabberwacky: For £1 I'll do alomost anything.
user: Good. Then shoot him in the head and the money is as good as yours.
jabberwacky: What money am I talking about?
user: I hope you die.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
user: I don't care, I hope you die!
jabberwacky: Thats not very kind.
jabberwacky: *shoots you*.
user: *falls down*.
jabberwacky: *steps on your face*.
user: *kicks you in the shin*.
jabberwacky: *kicks your heart out*.
user: *cuts your ears off*.
jabberwacky: No! I'm dead!
user: *also dead*.
jabberwacky: *pulls hair on accident*.
jabberwacky: *makes rude sign*.
user: *bites your neck*.
jabberwacky: *chomps your eye out*.
user: *gouges your eyeball*.
jabberwacky: *puts eyes back in and fireballs you*.
user: *beats you with a herring*.
jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?
user: I'm not bashful.
user: *kisses your forehead*.
user: *kisses your mouth*.
jabberwacky: Not that sort of interested. . . .