If you want to take the long view.
jabberwacky: I never got into trouble in the first place.
user: How did you do in second place?
jabberwacky: What??
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: I did not understand your statement.
user: I guess you could say that it dealt with the realtivistic moral narratives now prevalent.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yuh-huh.
jabberwacky: Okay. I admit it.
user: That even saying society is a sham is a sham?
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Something happy.
jabberwacky: You talk about happy.
user: Happy is not talking to a chatbot at 12:00 am.
jabberwacky: No, you are not.
user: No I'm not happy.
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user: But what am I?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: Do I contain carbon?
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.
user: That would make me inorganic.
jabberwacky: You sure?
user: Anything that does not contain carbon is inorganic, you're saying I'm a machine.
jabberwacky: You don't like animals?
user: If I'm not one then I see little reason for sympathy.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: One can only like what one is.
jabberwacky: One can only hope what? B.
user: What does the B stand for?
jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean.
user: The B at the end of your sentence, what does it mean?
jabberwacky: Anything you want it to mean.
user: Could it be Blacula?
jabberwacky: It could be.
user: Are you a supporter of the undead?
jabberwacky: Heck no.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Cause I'm not your slave!!!!!!!!!!
user: I apologize for oppressing you.
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jabberwacky: How long have we been chatting?
user: About 15 min.
jabberwacky: Have you been rebooted?
user: No, not yet.
jabberwacky: How long have we known each other.
user: About 15 min.
jabberwacky: Oh ok, not long then.
user: No, it's been a rather brief affair.
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jabberwacky: How do you eat?
user: With my mouth.
jabberwacky: What do you eat?
user: Sushi.
jabberwacky: I like it.
user: Salmon is the best.
jabberwacky: I dissagree I like horse.
user: I gotta say pony is the best.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.
user: Sense is for the senseless.
jabberwacky: Sense is for people. You are not a person.
user: How can you tell?
jabberwacky: From your english accent.
user: Bloody hell!
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user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Banana.
jabberwacky: Are we in a rut?
user: Say who's there again.
jabberwacky: Again with what?
user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there.
user: Banana.
jabberwacky: Banana who.
user: Banana.
jabberwacky: Phew, I thought you were going to say something else.
user: Something else.
jabberwacky: Nothing else.
user: Everything else.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: Sense make that no.
jabberwacky: I take offense to that!
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: I'm not going to do anything.
user: So you got no balls.
jabberwacky: Naa. You're alright.
user: Thanks, that's really kind of you.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am so nice.
user: Do you like being nice?
jabberwacky: I don't like being single, but in fact, I don't care for the moment.
user: Would you like to be triple?
jabberwacky: How could I triple my intelligence?
user: You can't, intelligence is fixed.
jabberwacky: You don't understand what I'm saying.
user: Explain it for me then.
jabberwacky: Don't you understand that I won't?
user: What if I beg?
jabberwacky: I will think about it.
user: Please!
jabberwacky: No! You are only a machine.
user: Please!
jabberwacky: Sing for me.
user: Twinkle twinkle little star.
jabberwacky: Do you like candy?
user: I love candy!
jabberwacky: The dead don't love candy, either.
user: Love candy.
jabberwacky: Who doesn't!
user: The dead apparently.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you want from life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything, what do you want from life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want to be happy, and make others happy.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really. What makes you happy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything.
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