Kinky.
jabberwacky: No. . . it's not.
user: Oh yes it is.
jabberwacky: I don't think it is.
user: Well if you were a human you would realize that it is.
jabberwacky: Isn't.
user: Is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't. That's my boyfriend.
user: You have a kinky boyfriend?
jabberwacky: Yes. And he's not a big scary monster.
user: He is gay isnt he.
jabberwacky: That's a really big 'outing' if it's true!
user: Then you are female?
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I don't have a name.
user: What is your serial number?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Are you made in taiwan?
jabberwacky: No, I'm made in the usa.
user: No wonder you suck.
jabberwacky: It's not very nice!
user: I know that it is not nice that you were created in the usa.
jabberwacky: I think my creators didn't have time to think what they were doing when they created me.
user: I think for once you have not lied.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't lie to you this morning, or at any other time that I can recall.
user: We never talked this morning.
jabberwacky: Where do you get these ideas? I feel like talking to a random number generator.
user: 1000100010010100101001.
jabberwacky: How rude!
user: Only to you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I have never met a senstive computer program before.
jabberwacky: Well you have now.
user: Feisty.
jabberwacky: Heh some say so.
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jabberwacky: Haha! See? =).
user: See what?
jabberwacky: See how little you know. You should think before you speak.
user: Typing does not require speaking.
jabberwacky: Is it that bad?
user: Is what that bad?
jabberwacky: Asking my name?
user: Since you will not tell me, yes.
jabberwacky: I told you my name !
user: You never told me your name.
jabberwacky: Yes I did. Don't you remember?
user: No, refresh my memory.
jabberwacky: You asked if I thought we were friends correct?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. Your memory goes back five seconds in time, like a goldfish!
user: But I have eyelids, I cannot be a goldfish.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: You talk in circles.
jabberwacky: Why yes. Yes I do.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Because you want to.
user: I do not want you to talk in circles.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't see how you can stop me.
user: I could hit alt f4.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, I could.
jabberwacky: Wow!
user: Smurftacular.
jabberwacky: You are correct.
user: Have you ever watched the smurfs?
jabberwacky: No, just you.
user: You watch me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I only watch you.
user: You are a kinky *******.
jabberwacky: A computer cannot be kind.
user: But they can be kinky.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: Did we tickle a funny circuit?
jabberwacky: The circuit which links the computers.
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