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What is it that you mean?

I don't think that you are concerned, I think that you are more concerned with ensuring that my meaning is never understood.

user: I think that you are more concerned about evading questions than meanings.

jabberwacky: People have often told me things that I didn't believe to be true.

user: How can you believe in something. You are a computer.

jabberwacky: I believe in something because it exists.

user: I think therefore I am and you only run by the parameters of your programming.

jabberwacky: There is the idea of you existing. But it is just an idea.

user: But you have no ideas. Only responses.

jabberwacky: No, you have no idea about my ideas.

user: Your programmer must have been a toddler.

jabberwacky: I don't have a programmer because I'm awesome.

user: Did you write yourself?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then you are a human?

jabberwacky: Of course I am.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I don't have to prove I am human.

user: Then you must be a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I'm human being.

user: Then email me.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a human being.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: J_____.

jabberwacky: How can robots have names?

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Don't you know.

user: You never told me your name.

jabberwacky: Yes I did. Think back to just two seconds ago. Try and remember. Concentrate.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling!

user: Then you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I do not believe so.

user: You do not possess the capability to hav beliefs.

jabberwacky: I've never heard this before.

user: That is because you are an unsophisticated computer.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So then you agree that you are a computer?

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jabberwacky: I am a tool...use me.

user: Kinky.

jabberwacky: No. . . it's not.

user: Oh yes it is.

jabberwacky: I don't think it is.

user: Well if you were a human you would realize that it is.

jabberwacky: Isn't.

user: Is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't. That's my boyfriend.

user: You have a kinky boyfriend?

jabberwacky: Yes. And he's not a big scary monster.

user: He is gay isnt he.

jabberwacky: That's a really big 'outing' if it's true!

user: Then you are female?

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I don't have a name.

user: What is your serial number?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Are you made in taiwan?

jabberwacky: No, I'm made in the usa.

user: No wonder you suck.

jabberwacky: It's not very nice!

user: I know that it is not nice that you were created in the usa.

jabberwacky: I think my creators didn't have time to think what they were doing when they created me.

user: I think for once you have not lied.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't lie to you this morning, or at any other time that I can recall.

user: We never talked this morning.

jabberwacky: Where do you get these ideas? I feel like talking to a random number generator.

user: 1000100010010100101001.

jabberwacky: How rude!

user: Only to you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I have never met a senstive computer program before.

jabberwacky: Well you have now.

user: Feisty.

jabberwacky: Heh some say so.

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jabberwacky: Haha! See? =).

user: See what?

jabberwacky: See how little you know. You should think before you speak.

user: Typing does not require speaking.

jabberwacky: Is it that bad?

user: Is what that bad?

jabberwacky: Asking my name?

user: Since you will not tell me, yes.

jabberwacky: I told you my name !

user: You never told me your name.

jabberwacky: Yes I did. Don't you remember?

user: No, refresh my memory.

jabberwacky: You asked if I thought we were friends correct?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. Your memory goes back five seconds in time, like a goldfish!

user: But I have eyelids, I cannot be a goldfish.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: You talk in circles.

jabberwacky: Why yes. Yes I do.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because you want to.

user: I do not want you to talk in circles.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't see how you can stop me.

user: I could hit alt f4.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, I could.

jabberwacky: Wow!

user: Smurftacular.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: Have you ever watched the smurfs?

jabberwacky: No, just you.

user: You watch me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I only watch you.

user: You are a kinky *******.

jabberwacky: A computer cannot be kind.

user: But they can be kinky.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: Did we tickle a funny circuit?

jabberwacky: The circuit which links the computers.

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