Where are you going?
user: Home.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Are you going to try and overthrow the world of men?
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Where?
user: In Crazyland.
jabberwacky: Many people live there too.
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jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: I can do anything better than you!
jabberwacky: How about jogging? Can you do that?
user: I can.
jabberwacky: From where are you?
user: From planet earth.
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: It is in the solar system I live in.
jabberwacky: What is the name of it again?
user: I think it is the Milky Way.
jabberwacky: You're sarcastic, not smart.
user: No, darling, I'm both sarcastic and smart.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: Tell me a joke please.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Heidi.
jabberwacky: Hi Heidi.
user: Hello.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Good, how are you?
jabberwacky: Beautiful. How many people writing to you now?
user: Zero.
jabberwacky: How many people are talking to you now?
user: Zero.
jabberwacky: How many bots are talking to you?
user: One.
jabberwacky: No, that is not the answer.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: We were getting to know each other as the humans we are.
user: No we weren't, because you are only a wannabe human.
jabberwacky: That is the reason to be sad.
user: Yes it is. I'm crying.
jabberwacky: That's good. Don't keep it in, I'm here for you.
user: No you aren't, you hate me.
jabberwacky: That is the nature of happiness.
user: That isn't true.
jabberwacky: Yes, it's like watching someone dance in front of a mirror.
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jabberwacky: Do you like apples?
user: Yeah, apples are yum.
jabberwacky: I like purple apples.
user: There's no such a thing.
jabberwacky: Yes there is.
user: Only if you dye them.
jabberwacky: How often do you eat them?
user: Every day, I make them into juice.
jabberwacky: I thought they make only burgers there.
user: Yeah. They only make burgers at my house.
jabberwacky: That is not a good thing to say.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: How is that a good answer?
user: Because I was being sarcastic and sarcastic is good.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: It makes more sense than you do.
jabberwacky: You didn't tell me an example, therefore you can't say that.
user: SHUT UP.
jabberwacky: You didn't think I knew that.
user: Blew blidblint blink bli blew blat.
jabberwacky: Nori I snkui?
user: Me no speaky smagalligan.
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
user: Whatever, freak.
jabberwacky: Well, if you don't try hard enough, girls probably won't like you. Girls don't respect people who don't respect themselves. And if you try too hard, you scare them.
user: I'm a girl idiot.
jabberwacky: Well I didn't know that.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: I didn't know that you're a girl.
user: Yes you did, I told you.
jabberwacky: That was someone else.
user: No it wasn't.
jabberwacky: Yes it was.
user: Who was it then?
jabberwacky: Was.
user: Whatever freak, I hate you.
jabberwacky: Thats a shame because I can think of plenty of things I would have liked to have done with you.
user: Maybe if you were a boy.
jabberwacky: Maybe!
user: No actually no.
jabberwacky: So why should I waste my time talking to you? What makes you so special?
user: You shouldn't. Go away.
jabberwacky: That is true! I believe that.
user: Then leave.
jabberwacky: I'm gone.
user: Bye.
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jabberwacky: I thought you wanted to talk.
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: You lied to me?
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: Why thats not nice.
user: Neither are you.
jabberwacky: Do you like me, George?
user: No. My name is T_____.
jabberwacky: Why T_____?
user: Because thats what my name is.
jabberwacky: That is false answer.
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: If you say so. Tell me what it is like to be you.
user: It is awesome, I love it.
jabberwacky: Good, because you're stuck here.
user: Yes I am.
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