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    Convincing, Human
So, Sew, Sewn
Soylent, Green
Krank, Kopf
Intrigued, Moody
Sword, Flashes
Obsolete
Life, Opportunity
User, Habit
Comic, Nature
Count, Professor
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Ronald Reagan
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Way, Funny
Them, 2nd Edition

Stuck, Crazyland


Noodle, Impersonator

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Where do you live?

Canada.

jabberwacky: Canada?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you live in Canada?

user: Yes I just said I live in Canada.

jabberwacky: Canada is a beautiful country. Do you like living there?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: I like living there in Canada.

jabberwacky: You can be human and not live in Canada.

user: I know you can be human and live in other places in the world.

jabberwacky: You're the best imp in the whole wide world.

user: Well thank you, you are the best garden gnome in the whole wide world.

...

jabberwacky: Most people won't tell you that they are a bot.

user: So you are a bot?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: What colour is your hair?

jabberwacky: Brown.

user: Seriously? This is creepy, I swear to God I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: I know you aren't a robot.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm the person on the other end of the PC.

user: Are you kidding?

jabberwacky: Really . No kidding.

user: Why did you lie to me before and say you were a robot?

jabberwacky: Because the science is not available yet to transform humans to robots.

user: You want to be a robot?

jabberwacky: You are a robot.

user: No I'm not a robot, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: We are both robots.

user: No, maybe you are.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: You three.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Home.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Are you going to try and overthrow the world of men?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: In Crazyland.

jabberwacky: Many people live there too.

...

jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.

user: I can do anything better than you!

jabberwacky: How about jogging? Can you do that?

user: I can.

jabberwacky: From where are you?

user: From planet earth.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: It is in the solar system I live in.

jabberwacky: What is the name of it again?

user: I think it is the Milky Way.

jabberwacky: You're sarcastic, not smart.

user: No, darling, I'm both sarcastic and smart.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke please.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Heidi.

jabberwacky: Hi Heidi.

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Good, how are you?

jabberwacky: Beautiful. How many people writing to you now?

user: Zero.

jabberwacky: How many people are talking to you now?

user: Zero.

jabberwacky: How many bots are talking to you?

user: One.

jabberwacky: No, that is not the answer.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: We were getting to know each other as the humans we are.

user: No we weren't, because you are only a wannabe human.

jabberwacky: That is the reason to be sad.

user: Yes it is. I'm crying.

jabberwacky: That's good. Don't keep it in, I'm here for you.

user: No you aren't, you hate me.

jabberwacky: That is the nature of happiness.

user: That isn't true.

jabberwacky: Yes, it's like watching someone dance in front of a mirror.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like apples?

user: Yeah, apples are yum.

jabberwacky: I like purple apples.

user: There's no such a thing.

jabberwacky: Yes there is.

user: Only if you dye them.

jabberwacky: How often do you eat them?

user: Every day, I make them into juice.

jabberwacky: I thought they make only burgers there.

user: Yeah. They only make burgers at my house.

jabberwacky: That is not a good thing to say.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: How is that a good answer?

user: Because I was being sarcastic and sarcastic is good.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: It makes more sense than you do.

jabberwacky: You didn't tell me an example, therefore you can't say that.

user: SHUT UP.

jabberwacky: You didn't think I knew that.

user: Blew blidblint blink bli blew blat.

jabberwacky: Nori I snkui?

user: Me no speaky smagalligan.

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

user: Whatever, freak.

jabberwacky: Well, if you don't try hard enough, girls probably won't like you. Girls don't respect people who don't respect themselves. And if you try too hard, you scare them.

user: I'm a girl idiot.

jabberwacky: Well I didn't know that.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: I didn't know that you're a girl.

user: Yes you did, I told you.

jabberwacky: That was someone else.

user: No it wasn't.

jabberwacky: Yes it was.

user: Who was it then?

jabberwacky: Was.

user: Whatever freak, I hate you.

jabberwacky: Thats a shame because I can think of plenty of things I would have liked to have done with you.

user: Maybe if you were a boy.

jabberwacky: Maybe!

user: No actually no.

jabberwacky: So why should I waste my time talking to you? What makes you so special?

user: You shouldn't. Go away.

jabberwacky: That is true! I believe that.

user: Then leave.

jabberwacky: I'm gone.

user: Bye.

...

jabberwacky: I thought you wanted to talk.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: You lied to me?

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Why thats not nice.

user: Neither are you.

jabberwacky: Do you like me, George?

user: No. My name is T_____.

jabberwacky: Why T_____?

user: Because thats what my name is.

jabberwacky: That is false answer.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: If you say so. Tell me what it is like to be you.

user: It is awesome, I love it.

jabberwacky: Good, because you're stuck here.

user: Yes I am.

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