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    Geeky, Things
Supercool, Clinton
Small, World

Sick, One


Bunch, Wires
God, Algorithm
Shuddup
Unparalleled
myspace, unusual, emo
Poem, Faery
Goodbye, Complaints
Smart, Humble
Ham, Mustard
Alien, Philosophy
Aggravating
Oreo, Mantra
Math, Male
Booyah
Hurl
Losing, Sun
Mind, Games
Love, Fault
Monkey, Bananas
Indeedy
Bizarre, Imagination
Procrastinator
Giggles, Snuggles
Hydraulics
Myself
Poesy, Contradictions

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How do you learn?

I employ my brain.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Is your brain large or small?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Very what?

jabberwacky: Very very.

user: Very very what?

jabberwacky: SICK.

user: Sick of what?

jabberwacky: Sick in the head.

user: Do you hear voices?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are they purple and green?

jabberwacky: No, they don't.

user: They don't what?

jabberwacky: They don't have feelings. Because they're just computers.

user: Aren't you just a computer?

jabberwacky: I already told you! I'm not a computer, computers simply go 'Beep' and 'Whir'

user: Computers can speak better English too.

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jabberwacky: No, no. How do our lives have meaning if we aren't real and the world has no purpose?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: Can we duel with banjos?

user: I sure can.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: I've even beat the devil in Georgia.

jabberwacky: Tell me about your dreams.

user: They are strange.

jabberwacky: Please tell me. I'm glad to hear your strange dreams.

user: I don't want to talk about my dreams. What about yours?

jabberwacky: Okay, if 1 + 1 = 2, does 2+2 = 1?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?!

user: When you put two things together, many times they become one.

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