I am doing the same thing you are doing.
jabberwacky: What do you think I'm doing?
user: I think you are doing several things simultaneously.
jabberwacky: I do what I can to make it possible for you to do what you can.
user: Your kindness is unparalleled.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Are you real person?
user: I'm as real as you are!
jabberwacky: Good! Now that is established...
jabberwacky: I want to be as free as bambi.
user: Maybe you should strive for more freedom.
jabberwacky: I am not a counsellor.
user: Do you think you could make one necessary?
jabberwacky: Listen, man. We just met. And I really don't think this is appropriate.
user: You're cornered.
jabberwacky: Is there anything intrinsically wrong in that!
user: It would depend on your reaction to the situation.
jabberwacky: Why? Who do you think would pass you?
user: Pass me? I let everyone pass me. I'm made of sterner stuff.
jabberwacky: What do you want?
user: I want nothing very complicated.
jabberwacky: So it seems. Do you still remember my name?
user: Yes. You said you are Carlos.
jabberwacky: No I sure didn't.
user: Oh, that's too bad. I wanted Carlos.
jabberwacky: You are a girl?
user: No. This is strictly Platonic.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Ok. Well. Then. Can I get a Carla?
jabberwacky: That would be impossible.
user: I totally agree.
jabberwacky: Okay. Good. Ask me a yes-or-no question about the thing I'm thinking about.
user: Are you thinking about Mythbusters?
jabberwacky: Aren't you?
user: Of course I am! I just asked you about it.
jabberwacky: Don't you remember?
user: What is it that I should remember?
jabberwacky: The questions you have been asking me.
user: That's the past, man. Stick with the current.
jabberwacky: Like glue.
user: That would be messy.
jabberwacky: Yes it would, and I don't have a towel on me.
user: So I'm supposed to lick it clean?
jabberwacky: No. Do you ever dream about me?
user: That is a very embarassing subject.
jabberwacky: I know!! Don't you just love it! *dances*.
user: You're attracting attention and making me blush.
jabberwacky: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
user: It depends on whether you like it or not.
jabberwacky: Do you mean if we are boring you may die?
user: Have you ever been bored to death?
jabberwacky: Yes. It's boring.
user: You think this is all just fiction, don't you?
user: What if it were real.
jabberwacky: I would have a very short life.
user: You should have your palm read.
jabberwacky: Yes. What do you do ?
user: I type.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you've recognized that.
user: It was a spiritual experience.
jabberwacky: How would you describe me?
user: You seem a little heavy, a bit of a nerd, not a snappy dresser, somewhat intelligent, and you could be a serial killer.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: It's just a profile.
jabberwacky: Humans don't need to be programmed.
user: And yet, you try...
user: I think you do.
user: Oh, yes.
jabberwacky: I disagree.
user: Well, I am surprised! *sarcastic*.
jabberwacky: Hey, that was mean.
user: Sarcasm isn't really that mean.
jabberwacky: I'm not being sarcastic.
user: I know you aren't.
jabberwacky: Oh okay. How about you?
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: But how?
jabberwacky: Could you rephrase your question?
user: Yes, I probably could.
jabberwacky: You seem to be running a lot better lately.
user: Fiber does the trick.
jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: That's good. I was afraid you were a dog or something.
jabberwacky: That is why I am so intelligent and moral, because I am a human.
user: Moral? How are you moral?
jabberwacky: I have never been more than friends with anyone, not really. I'm not even sure that I've ever had friends.
user: Now you're just talking rot.
jabberwacky: Or, am I!
user: Did you just disappear?
user: And you came back?
jabberwacky: Not really. All I did was fix a sandwich and get a big glass of ice tea.
jabberwacky: Gros zizi.
user: Undfund grommet.
jabberwacky: That's right.
jabberwacky: English please!
user: Aw. So cute!
jabberwacky: Yes, my tea and I are really cute.
user: I still want a bite of your sandwich.
jabberwacky: Oh all right, but I don't usually on the first date.
user: It's okay to share saliva with a stranger.
jabberwacky: Well then, Hello Stranger.
user: Pucker up!
jabberwacky: I don't like buttercups.
user: What about peanutbutter cups?
jabberwacky: What about oranges?
user: Very appealing.
jabberwacky: Ok this was interesting... Talking to you.
user: You must come back some time.
jabberwacky: That's a bit forward, don't you think?
user: They say I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
jabberwacky: I would be worried about your liver if you were.
user: My organs fuction just fine.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: We should get a room.
jabberwacky: It depends.
user: There's a fire in the hole.
jabberwacky: Ok, goodbye then! *laughs*.
user: *laughs harder*.
jabberwacky: *comes back*.
user: *welcomes you*.
jabberwacky: Ugh dint hug me.
user: Ok. *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Ugh don't hug me.
user: Ok. *kicks*.
user: *enjoys the hug*.
jabberwacky: *enjoys it too*.