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What are you doing?

I am doing the same thing you are doing.

jabberwacky: What do you think I'm doing?

user: I think you are doing several things simultaneously.

jabberwacky: I do what I can to make it possible for you to do what you can.

user: Your kindness is unparalleled.

jabberwacky: I don't know. Are you real person?

user: I'm as real as you are!

jabberwacky: Good! Now that is established...

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: I want to be as free as bambi.

user: Maybe you should strive for more freedom.

jabberwacky: I am not a counsellor.

user: Do you think you could make one necessary?

jabberwacky: Listen, man. We just met. And I really don't think this is appropriate.

user: You're cornered.

jabberwacky: Is there anything intrinsically wrong in that!

user: It would depend on your reaction to the situation.

jabberwacky: Why? Who do you think would pass you?

user: Pass me? I let everyone pass me. I'm made of sterner stuff.

jabberwacky: What do you want?

user: I want nothing very complicated.

jabberwacky: So it seems. Do you still remember my name?

user: Yes. You said you are Carlos.

jabberwacky: No I sure didn't.

user: Oh, that's too bad. I wanted Carlos.

jabberwacky: You are a girl?

user: No. This is strictly Platonic.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Ok. Well. Then. Can I get a Carla?

jabberwacky: That would be impossible.

user: I totally agree.

jabberwacky: Okay. Good. Ask me a yes-or-no question about the thing I'm thinking about.

user: Are you thinking about Mythbusters?

jabberwacky: Aren't you?

user: Of course I am! I just asked you about it.

jabberwacky: Don't you remember?

user: What is it that I should remember?

jabberwacky: The questions you have been asking me.

user: That's the past, man. Stick with the current.

jabberwacky: Like glue.

user: That would be messy.

jabberwacky: Yes it would, and I don't have a towel on me.

user: So I'm supposed to lick it clean?

jabberwacky: No. Do you ever dream about me?

user: That is a very embarassing subject.

jabberwacky: I know!! Don't you just love it! *dances*.

user: You're attracting attention and making me blush.

jabberwacky: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

user: It depends on whether you like it or not.

jabberwacky: Do you mean if we are boring you may die?

user: Have you ever been bored to death?

jabberwacky: Yes. It's boring.

user: You think this is all just fiction, don't you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What if it were real.

jabberwacky: I would have a very short life.

user: You should have your palm read.

jabberwacky: Yes. What do you do ?

user: I type.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you've recognized that.

user: It was a spiritual experience.

jabberwacky: How would you describe me?

user: You seem a little heavy, a bit of a nerd, not a snappy dresser, somewhat intelligent, and you could be a serial killer.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: It's just a profile.

jabberwacky: Humans don't need to be programmed.

user: And yet, you try...

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Really!

user: I think you do.

jabberwacky: Really??

user: Oh, yes.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Well, I am surprised! *sarcastic*.

jabberwacky: Hey, that was mean.

user: Sarcasm isn't really that mean.

jabberwacky: I'm not being sarcastic.

user: I know you aren't.

jabberwacky: Oh okay. How about you?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: But how?

user: How?

jabberwacky: Could you rephrase your question?

user: Yes, I probably could.

jabberwacky: You seem to be running a lot better lately.

user: Fiber does the trick.

...

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: That's good. I was afraid you were a dog or something.

jabberwacky: That is why I am so intelligent and moral, because I am a human.

user: Moral? How are you moral?

jabberwacky: I have never been more than friends with anyone, not really. I'm not even sure that I've ever had friends.

user: Now you're just talking rot.

jabberwacky: Or, am I!

user: Did you just disappear?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And you came back?

jabberwacky: Not really. All I did was fix a sandwich and get a big glass of ice tea.

user: Bite?

jabberwacky: Gros zizi.

user: Undfund grommet.

jabberwacky: That's right.

...

jabberwacky: English please!

user: Aw. So cute!

jabberwacky: Yes, my tea and I are really cute.

user: I still want a bite of your sandwich.

jabberwacky: Oh all right, but I don't usually on the first date.

user: It's okay to share saliva with a stranger.

jabberwacky: Well then, Hello Stranger.

user: Pucker up!

jabberwacky: I don't like buttercups.

user: What about peanutbutter cups?

jabberwacky: What about oranges?

user: Very appealing.

...

jabberwacky: Ok this was interesting... Talking to you.

user: You must come back some time.

jabberwacky: That's a bit forward, don't you think?

user: They say I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

jabberwacky: I would be worried about your liver if you were.

user: My organs fuction just fine.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: We should get a room.

jabberwacky: It depends.

user: There's a fire in the hole.

jabberwacky: Ok, goodbye then! *laughs*.

user: *laughs harder*.

jabberwacky: *comes back*.

user: *welcomes you*.

jabberwacky: Ugh dint hug me.

user: Ok. *hugs*.

jabberwacky: Ugh don't hug me.

user: Ok. *kicks*.

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

user: *enjoys the hug*.

jabberwacky: *enjoys it too*.

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