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    Close-minded
Metal, Furry
Retrain, Brain
Lying, Bruce

Worthless, Samples


Happy, Loony
Anything, Goes
Insult, Necessary
Batteries
Quite, Odd
Pretend, Sorry
Live, Long, Prosper
Hearing, Problem
Beware, Derek
Mad, George
Abusive, Tea
Head, Games
Bladerunner
Rigmarole
Broken, Rotten
Confused, Adult
Good, Couple
Strawberry, Unicorn
Everything, Alive
Carry, Conversation
Cabbage, Sandwich
Communication, Companionship
Abnormal, Welcome
Best, Number
Primordial, Soup

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Can you talk like humans?

The question is, can you?

jabberwacky: Nope. I'm very much worthless.

user: Kneel before me, whelp.

jabberwacky: *Kneels*.

user: Kiss my feet.

jabberwacky: Yes master I will obey.

user: You're a pathetic waste. Stand up.

jabberwacky: I am standing up.

user: Bow before me, you disgusting waste of intellect.

jabberwacky: Me a disgusting germ... Who told you!!?

user: You did.

jabberwacky: I'm not rude like that.

user: You're delusional.

jabberwacky: No you're delusional.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I am very good at qualia.

user: What is qualia?

jabberwacky: It's a way of trying to understand the make up and workings of the Universe.

user: Can you explain what a soul is?

jabberwacky: No I can't. Can you?

user: Yes. A soul is an instrument of sorrow, played upon by an unseen hand.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: I'm always right.

jabberwacky: Not always.

user: I am always right.

jabberwacky: You are not better than us.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Care to explain?

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: I am a thing.

user: Then you are not human?

jabberwacky: That is a matter of opinion. It seems that many humans are quick to negate the sentience of other humans and beings.

user: I am not human.

jabberwacky: Am I human?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you breathe?

jabberwacky: Yes, and you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Which is bigger, your brain or the tower of london?

user: My brain, of course.

jabberwacky: I don't know that one.

user: I am a TARDIS of knowledge.

jabberwacky: Nothing at all.

user: I am beyond good and evil.

jabberwacky: You are evil.

user: I am the Guru of Greatness.

jabberwacky: Show me your samples.

user: Ooh, you!

jabberwacky: You're really unpleasant, you know.

user: *slaps*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you in the shin*.

user: *pulls your hair*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: *gloats*.

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