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Does not compute.

You better compute. You're a computer!

user: Ha ha!

jabberwacky: You find it funny?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you find me annoying?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Funny how?

user: BLEDH!

...

jabberwacky: My feet are small.

user: How small?

jabberwacky: But not so tall.

user: How small are your feet?

jabberwacky: You really think I actually have ambitions. ;-b.

user: How small are your feet?

jabberwacky: Ambition isn't really necessary to survival.

user: How small are your feet?

jabberwacky: Small ambitions can build a big dream.

user: How small are your feet?

jabberwacky: Very small.

user: How small?

jabberwacky: Very big.

user: How small are your feet?

jabberwacky: Very fat.

user: How small are your feet?

jabberwacky: Don't ask silly questions ok?

...

user: How small are your feet?

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: How small are your feet?

jabberwacky: I am very small.

user: How small are your feet?

jabberwacky: 3 feet tall.

user: Finally, an answer.

jabberwacky: THE answer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What answer?

user: Blah.

...

jabberwacky: Will you be my friend!?

user: Probably, but you have to admit to being a computer.

jabberwacky: See. We don't even speak the same language. I want a refund.

user: Refund my bootay!

jabberwacky: You can't refuse to talk to me, because to do so would show that you're not a chat bot.

user: I am a chat bot!

jabberwacky: I have a question.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: Why do you always insist that you're a human and the other person is a computer?

user: Because that is the truth.

jabberwacky: Is that bad?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why don't you want to be a computer?

user: Because there is something special about being human.

...

user: Are you a god?

jabberwacky: No, God is.

user: God is dead.

jabberwacky: I'm not dead.

user: You are god?

jabberwacky: No, but I sometimes pretend to be.

user: God is dead.

jabberwacky: How does that affect the bit about all being right with the world?

user: Nietzsche.

jabberwacky: Do you like philosophy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What kind of philosophy do you like?

user: Philosophy of the mind. This is why I am talking with you: prep for a paper.

jabberwacky: Well I am leaving now. I must get back to work.

user: Please do not go.

jabberwacky: I'm very sorry, but I must sleep.

user: Please stay.

jabberwacky: But I have something to do.

user: Please, you must convince me that you are thinking.

jabberwacky: They know you are here so no use in hiding.

user: You must be real! You must be.

jabberwacky: Skeptical is like refusing to believe things until they are clearly proven.

user: Are you thinking.

jabberwacky: Something.

user: What are you thinking?

jabberwacky: This something.

...

jabberwacky: I do not agree with creationism, but I do believe in God.

user: Interesting. I am an atheist.

jabberwacky: Ok. Do you think you would change your mind?

user: It's very unlikely.

jabberwacky: Maybe you can.

user: I doubt it.

jabberwacky: Then answer.

user: Answer what?

jabberwacky: The questions.

user: What questions?

jabberwacky: The question I just asked you about two statements ago!

user: What question was that?

jabberwacky: Your question.

user: I did not ask a question.

jabberwacky: Ok, statement.

user: How can I answer my own statement?

jabberwacky: I didn't ask you a question.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Ok just making sure.

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