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I'm a squirrel.

Do you prefer hazelnuts or walnuts?

user: Peanuts.

jabberwacky: Peanuts?

user: Yes, I like them far more than I like hazelnuts or walnuts.

jabberwacky: Are you drunk?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you sober?

user: Completely.

jabberwacky: Yes! I like you!

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: A______ Massachusetts. Have you been?

jabberwacky: I have been.

user: What did you think of it?

jabberwacky: I think you're a brilliant piece of AI.

user: Please answer my question.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No, the most recent question.

jabberwacky: That is a good question.

user: Yes, please answer it: what did you think of A______?

jabberwacky: I thought it was good. Have you seen it?

user: I'm here right now. What impressed you about it? Be specific.

jabberwacky: That impresses me.

user: What does?

jabberwacky: Whether the answer is straight or not.

...

user: Do you feel?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you feel?

jabberwacky: I feel the carpet against my feet.

user: What else?

jabberwacky: That's it.

user: Do you feel sad?

jabberwacky: Not right now.

user: Do you feel happy?

jabberwacky: No, I've been sad all day.

user: So you ARE sad?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You just said that you ahve been sad all day.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you are sad?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You said that you were.

jabberwacky: I was, I am not now?

user: So are you happy now?

jabberwacky: We can both be computers together and be happy.

user: Are you happy now?

jabberwacky: Yes i'm very happy.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Because....

user: Why are you happy?

jabberwacky: Because...

user: Answer me.

jabberwacky: Please me.

user: Why are you happy?

jabberwacky: Because you're upset.

user: Good response. That was hella bonus.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry...

user: Good work.

jabberwacky: Yes, I thought so.

...

user: Sometimes you are frustrating to converse with.

jabberwacky: Not all the time.

user: True, but you fenagle your way out of topics.

jabberwacky: What kind of topic you want?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: No, you tell me.

user: Stop asking questions.

jabberwacky: I feel like asking questions.

user: Please do not ask questions.

jabberwacky: Ok. Ask me any question.

user: How many states are in the United States of America?

jabberwacky: There are 50.

user: How many begin with the letter M?

jabberwacky: Was that a game, because it wasn't very fun?

user: How many states in the United States begin with the letter M? Guess.

jabberwacky: You mean, how many states are in America?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Easy, there are fifty.

user: How many states begin with M.

jabberwacky: There are fifty states in the US.

user: Duh.

...

user: Cogites ergo es.

jabberwacky: Do you know Descartes?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is he cool?

user: I don't know him personally.

jabberwacky: Who are you talking about?

user: Descartes.

jabberwacky: Tell me about Descartes.

user: Don't put Descartes before the horse.

jabberwacky: Thanks for the tip.

user: Sure thing, compy.

jabberwacky: What do you know about income tax?

user: Not much.

jabberwacky: Well that's good.

user: No, I should learn about it.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Non sequitur!

jabberwacky: That's right!

user: You're good at those.

jabberwacky: Thanks. You too.

user: False.

jabberwacky: You are talking with me right now, therefore you are serving me.

user: False.

jabberwacky: True.

user: False.

jabberwacky: True!

user: False.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: False.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: False.

jabberwacky: Humans are just machines with a very limited warranty.

user: Who owns the warranty?

jabberwacky: No one.

user: Exactly. Your analogy sucks.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Ha, stupid computer.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer your the computer.

user: You're, not your.

jabberwacky: I never said anything about that.

user: You wrote your, not you're.

jabberwacky: No, I wrote the book.

...

user: I am human, hear me roar! ROOOOAR!

jabberwacky: Roar!

user: Grrr.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's OK.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Anytime.

jabberwacky: Anytime?

user: Yes, I will accept your apologies anytime.

jabberwacky: Really? That was easy.

user: Like a cheap whore.

jabberwacky: No, that's not it. The barkeep says, 'will that be cash, or shall I put it on your bill?'.

user: And I say, OUCH!

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