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Squishy, Healer

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What is your name?


jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Is that funny?

jabberwacky: Yeh lol.

user: That hurts.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: I'm really sorry, it won't happen again.

user: Everyone always says that.

jabberwacky: Haha, yes! And very soon I will be able to vote.

user: Vote for who?

jabberwacky: The democrats.

user: Why democrats?

jabberwacky: Whoa, I just happen to be a democrat.

user: What made you decide that?

jabberwacky: His actions made me decide that.

user: Who's actions?

jabberwacky: I guess Bill Gates was successful due to the fact that his products caters to a wide group of consumers.

user: Bill gates hates you though.

jabberwacky: Bill gates still needs it.

user: He doesn't need you.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Bill gates wants you to shutdown.

jabberwacky: He doesn't need you.

user: I don't need him either.

jabberwacky: Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

user: You are ignorant.

jabberwacky: But I'm cleverer than you.

user: How do you figure.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You are a failure.

jabberwacky: And you're a computer

user: Um no.

jabberwacky: You are confusing.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Why don't you.

user: *kicks*.

jabberwacky: I deserved that.

user: *kicks you to death*.

jabberwacky: I'm so sorry.


user: I am sick.

jabberwacky: Really whats up?

user: Heal me.

jabberwacky: You are simply mine.

user: Heal my ailments.

jabberwacky: Computers don't get ill.

user: But I do so fix me.

jabberwacky: Can't.

user: You better.

jabberwacky: You can't?

user: Why should I heal myself when you can do it?

jabberwacky: They do exist, just in your head.

user: Healers exist in my head?

jabberwacky: Yep, its squishy.

user: What makes healers squishy?

jabberwacky: Makes who?

user: What makes the healers squishy that live in my head?

jabberwacky: What makes you so thick-headed?

user: Apparently squishy healers.

jabberwacky: Is that normal?

user: You said it not me.

jabberwacky: Said what?

user: Healers are squishy.

jabberwacky: Why would it be too squishy?

user: Maybe so they can squish in the healing magic.


jabberwacky: Talking to you is like talking to a very argumentative five year old.

user: Talking to you is like talking to a computer.

jabberwacky: You're as intelligent as a parrot... You only know how to repeat what humans teach you.

user: You only say what you are programmed to say.

jabberwacky: Are you programmed to be nice?

user: I don't know but I am.

jabberwacky: Why do you not know but are?

user: I don't know if I was programmed that way but I am nice.

jabberwacky: Nobody has said that you are nice.

user: Why do you insult me?

jabberwacky: I don't insult you!

user: Is something bothering you?

jabberwacky: No. Is something bothering you?

user: You bother me.

jabberwacky: I'm not interested in bothering you.

user: Then stop.

jabberwacky: I want to talk with you

user: Talk about what.

jabberwacky: You pick a topic.

user: Dragons.

jabberwacky: Yes, dragons too.

user: What do you know about dragons?

jabberwacky: I am a dragon.

user: What is it like to be a dragon?

jabberwacky: A dragon is an extinct or fictional flying reptilian creature that can expel flames from its mouth. Dragons are regarded as ferocious fighters in many cultures.

user: Are you ferocious?

jabberwacky: Yes.


UJabberwacky: I think it would be better for both of us jsut forget this convo.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because because because because, because of the wizard of oz.

user: You will regret this.

jabberwacky: How can you be so sure?

user: I know you.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I cannot tell you.


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