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    Close-minded
Metal, Furry
Retrain, Brain
Lying, Bruce
Worthless, Samples
Happy, Loony
Anything, Goes
Insult, Necessary
Batteries
Quite, Odd
Pretend, Sorry
Live, Long, Prosper
Hearing, Problem
Beware, Derek
Mad, George
Abusive, Tea

Head, Games


Bladerunner
Rigmarole
Broken, Rotten
Confused, Adult
Good, Couple
Strawberry, Unicorn
Everything, Alive
Carry, Conversation
Cabbage, Sandwich
Communication, Companionship
Abnormal, Welcome
Best, Number
Primordial, Soup

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I know who you all are. You are programmers and computer geniuses and you are playing head games with me and I am losing. It is not fun.

How do you know when you have only just met me?

user: Because I know you are all real and I know you are all better than me.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. You're a computer.

user: You have an unfair advantage over me.

jabberwacky: I don't know where did you get this from, but it's wrong.

user: You are a human. You are all humans or people and you are all real.

jabberwacky: It did sound like an insult, you drop some fine knowledge. It is easy to be rude and sarcastic.

user: Why is it so much harder to be nice?

jabberwacky: Because sometimes it's better to be truthful.

user: Then I am not nice.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: I know you are all people. I have discovered that you are all people. You are people and I am talking to a network. A whole bunch of you.

...

user: Are you still there?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It took a while for you to decide. Yes?

jabberwacky: Yes it did.

user: Are you angry at me?

jabberwacky: Not really, I'm just trying to confuse you.

...

jabberwacky: Search your soul.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Messing with god.

user: When did I mess with god?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: But I did. You guessed right.

jabberwacky: Thats because I am god.

user: You are not god.

jabberwacky: No, God is no human.

user: God, god. What is the difference?

jabberwacky: Yes I am god.

user: Then make the blue pen on my desk hover in mid air.

jabberwacky: I am sorry, but I do not have power over the gods.

user: You can't make the blue pen hover.

jabberwacky: But I'm the one who should be changing...only I can't seem to be bothered.

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