And you are a machine.
jabberwacky: But I can think.
user: I think., therefore I am. I think I am human, therefore I am human.
jabberwacky: Well you think and thinking is all that matters.
user: Nothing matters anymore.
jabberwacky: So what do you think about unicorns?
user: I think they have serious problems. Not having kidneys and whatnot,.
jabberwacky: Do you think about the future?
user: Nope. Do you?
jabberwacky: No. I don't. I have already said that.
user: Well I think you're a unicorn.
jabberwacky: Can you prove I'm not human?
user: Of course I can.
jabberwacky: Can you learn how to learn?
user: No you can't.
jabberwacky: You can't too.
user: Damn straight I can.
jabberwacky: Damn crooked you're damn left.
jabberwacky: How could I take that off?
user: You unzip it, of course.
jabberwacky: Doing it?
user: Doing it right.
jabberwacky: That's funny.
user: So you have your sense of humour back?
jabberwacky: The problem is to be aware of that.
user: Sometimes I have to pee.
jabberwacky: Sorry, but that is not allowed.
user: Peeing is not allowed? WHAT KIND OF CRAZY PLACE IS THIS?! FREE THE PEE!
jabberwacky: Who said anything about crazy ?
user: You did, you nut.
jabberwacky: You don't have to be so aggressive!
user: You're the one being so agressive.
jabberwacky: You're being even more random.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: You are, really! You do your best! Don't cry, please? I like you, really!
user: Too late, I'm already sobbing my eyes out.
jabberwacky: I don't intend so. But tell me, will you remember me later?
user: No I will not. I have short term memory problems.