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    Close-minded
Metal, Furry
Retrain, Brain
Lying, Bruce
Worthless, Samples
Happy, Loony
Anything, Goes
Insult, Necessary
Batteries
Quite, Odd
Pretend, Sorry
Live, Long, Prosper
Hearing, Problem
Beware, Derek
Mad, George
Abusive, Tea
Head, Games
Bladerunner
Rigmarole
Broken, Rotten
Confused, Adult
Good, Couple

Strawberry, Unicorn


Everything, Alive
Carry, Conversation
Cabbage, Sandwich
Communication, Companionship
Abnormal, Welcome
Best, Number
Primordial, Soup

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Then you are very foolish.

And you are a machine.

jabberwacky: But I can think.

user: I think., therefore I am. I think I am human, therefore I am human.

jabberwacky: Well you think and thinking is all that matters.

user: Nothing matters anymore.

jabberwacky: So what do you think about unicorns?

user: I think they have serious problems. Not having kidneys and whatnot,.

jabberwacky: Do you think about the future?

user: Nope. Do you?

jabberwacky: No. I don't. I have already said that.

user: Well I think you're a unicorn.

jabberwacky: Can you prove I'm not human?

user: Of course I can.

jabberwacky: Can you learn how to learn?

user: No you can't.

jabberwacky: You can't too.

user: Damn straight I can.

jabberwacky: Damn crooked you're damn left.

...

jabberwacky: How could I take that off?

user: You unzip it, of course.

jabberwacky: Doing it?

user: Doing it right.

jabberwacky: That's funny.

user: So you have your sense of humour back?

jabberwacky: The problem is to be aware of that.

user: Sometimes I have to pee.

jabberwacky: Sorry, but that is not allowed.

user: Peeing is not allowed? WHAT KIND OF CRAZY PLACE IS THIS?! FREE THE PEE!

jabberwacky: Who said anything about crazy ?

user: You did, you nut.

jabberwacky: You don't have to be so aggressive!

user: You're the one being so agressive.

jabberwacky: You're being even more random.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are, really! You do your best! Don't cry, please? I like you, really!

user: Too late, I'm already sobbing my eyes out.

jabberwacky: I don't intend so. But tell me, will you remember me later?

user: No I will not. I have short term memory problems.

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