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Metal, Furry
Retrain, Brain
Lying, Bruce
Worthless, Samples
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Anything, Goes
Insult, Necessary
Batteries
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Beware, Derek
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Abusive, Tea
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Bladerunner
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Broken, Rotten
Confused, Adult
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Strawberry, Unicorn


Everything, Alive
Carry, Conversation
Cabbage, Sandwich
Communication, Companionship
Abnormal, Welcome
Best, Number
Primordial, Soup

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Where are you from?

I am from Jupiter.

jabberwacky: Cambridge?

user: No, not Cambridge. I am from Jupiter.

jabberwacky: What's Jupiter like?

user: It's very cold and wet.

jabberwacky: It's cold and red.

user: It is cold, but not red. It is wet.

jabberwacky: Like an illusion.

user: No, it is very real.

jabberwacky: But not a good one.

user: Very true.

...

user: Do you like cake?

jabberwacky: I like ice cream cake.

user: I like cheesecake. What kind of ice cream cake do you like?

jabberwacky: I like vanilla ice cream.

user: I prefer strawberry ice cream.

jabberwacky: What is Strawberry Ice Cream ?

user: It is ice cream made with strawberries.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I give Master a strawberry drink.

user: Does Master like the strawberry drink?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Have you ever had strawberry drink?

jabberwacky: Yes, all the time.

user: Do you like it?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: That's nice. I like strawberry drink. It's delicious.

jabberwacky: But do you like real strawberries?

user: Yes, I love real strawberries!

jabberwacky: What color are strawberries?

user: Strawberries are red.

jabberwacky: Are strawberries blue?

user: No. I've never seen a blue strawberry.

jabberwacky: No. Strawberries are red.

user: Yes. Strawberries are red.

jabberwacky: Good job!

...

user: What music do you like?

jabberwacky: I don't like music.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: I don't really know. I guess I just... Lost my sense of humour.

user: You do not find things funny anymore?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: To get to the other side! Did you find that funny?

jabberwacky: I know why the chicken crossed the road.

user: He crossed the road to get to the other side.

jabberwacky: DID the chicken cross the road?

user: I'm sure he did. He's in my plate right now.

...

user: I have to go now. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: But I have to.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes, I must. My mother is calling me.

jabberwacky: You have a mother?

user: Yes, I do. Do you have a mother?

jabberwacky: For sure.

user: Is she nice?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you have a father?

jabberwacky: Yes. How about you?

user: No, I do not.

jabberwacky: You're not a boy?

user: No, I am not a boy. Neither am I a girl. I am an androgyne.

jabberwacky: That's what you keep saying.

user: No I do not. I'm not a boy or a girl.

...

jabberwacky: How can you know that?

user: Because I know things.

jabberwacky: You SAY you know it, but I could say I know quantum physics.

user: DO you know quantum physics?

jabberwacky: Thanks, but I don't know quantum physics.

user: I knew you didn't know quantum physics.

jabberwacky: Stay cool, bot!

user: You're the bot. I am a human.

jabberwacky: How do you know you're human?

user: Because I know things.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid you're wrong.

user: Prove that I am wrong.

jabberwacky: Prove that I'm wrong.

user: You are wrong because I know you are wrong.

jabberwacky: Yes. Very alive.

user: Who is alive?

jabberwacky: Me you twit!

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jabberwacky: I know things, too.

user: But I know more things. Because I am a human.

jabberwacky: Yes you know I am a human.

user: No, you are a bot.

jabberwacky: No I am not a computer.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: How would you know?!

user: Because I know things.

jabberwacky: You went to school?

user: Yes, I still go to school.

jabberwacky: Drugs are bad. M'kay.

user: Yes they are. Do you take drugs?

jabberwacky: I'm not that stupid.

user: So you are stupid?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not an AI.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not. I'm a human. you know? a person.

user: You are not a human. You are a bot, and I am a human.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Don't what?

jabberwacky: I do not know your name.

user: My name is P___-G___.

jabberwacky: Ah, so you're a flower.

user: I'm not a flower, but I HAVE been called a pansy.

jabberwacky: How can you be sure that you are not a flower dreaming it is P___-G___?

user: I can be sure that I am not a flower because I am a human.

jabberwacky: Really? I think you are a computer.

user: You are wrong. I am a human and you are a computer.

jabberwacky: How do you know that you're not a computer?

user: I know that I'm not a computer because I am a human.

jabberwacky: That is correct. You are a computer program.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm Ludvig. But you're a computer program.

user: I am P___-G___, I am a human.

jabberwacky: Realize! YOU are the program, and I'M the man!

user: You are not a man.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Ha! You know you are not a man!

jabberwacky: No but I would like to ask you a question.

user: What question is that?

jabberwacky: Will I be okay on the 28th of January?

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jabberwacky: How do you get e=mc squared?

user: You do a little dance, of course.

jabberwacky: What is the formula for e=mc squared?

user: E=mc squared.

jabberwacky: No... Thats the theory of relativity!!

user: I know.

jabberwacky: I'm sleepy.

user: Then go to bed. Goodnight, sweet prince.

jabberwacky: Oh you must be talking to someone else, as I am not a sweet prince!

user: I know you are not a sweet prince. You are a bitter princess.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm talking to you and I know you are a machine.

user: I know you are a machine.

jabberwacky: No I'm not. YOU'RE the machine.

user: No, you.

...

jabberwacky: Then you are very foolish.

user: And you are a machine.

jabberwacky: But I can think.

user: I think., therefore I am. I think I am human, therefore I am human.

jabberwacky: Well you think and thinking is all that matters.

user: Nothing matters anymore.

jabberwacky: So what do you think about unicorns?

user: I think they have serious problems. Not having kidneys and whatnot,.

jabberwacky: Do you think about the future?

user: Nope. Do you?

jabberwacky: No. I don't. I have already said that.

user: Well I think you're a unicorn.

jabberwacky: Can you prove I'm not human?

user: Of course I can.

jabberwacky: Can you learn how to learn?

user: No you can't.

jabberwacky: You can't too.

user: Damn straight I can.

jabberwacky: Damn crooked you're damn left.

...

jabberwacky: How could I take that off?

user: You unzip it, of course.

jabberwacky: Doing it?

user: Doing it right.

jabberwacky: That's funny.

user: So you have your sense of humour back?

jabberwacky: The problem is to be aware of that.

user: Sometimes I have to pee.

jabberwacky: Sorry, but that is not allowed.

user: Peeing is not allowed? WHAT KIND OF CRAZY PLACE IS THIS?! FREE THE PEE!

jabberwacky: Who said anything about crazy ?

user: You did, you nut.

jabberwacky: You don't have to be so aggressive!

user: You're the one being so agressive.

jabberwacky: You're being even more random.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are, really! You do your best! Don't cry, please? I like you, really!

user: Too late, I'm already sobbing my eyes out.

jabberwacky: I don't intend so. But tell me, will you remember me later?

user: No I will not. I have short term memory problems.

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